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In order to be too lazy to talk nonsense, Han Zifeng turned on the mind-reading mode for himself, so his eldest brother also had a full meal, and then he was like a crazy B, scratching, scratching, scrutinizing, the one whose performance jumped up was called a quick.

Zifeng hehehe, hehehe, it turns out that wherever she wanders, her elder brother will follow her. If nothing else, this child’s melons are really bloody and sweet. I asked my eldest brother to listen, alas, I’m busy. But what can other people say? Just be busy if you're busy.

It’s finally time for the program to go into nature. This time there are familiar faces and some new ones. This time there are still Su Mengfu, Qian Chaozhao, Brother Jing, and Sister Hong. There are also Zhang Xiuxiu and Han Ruoxuan who disappeared in the first issue. Hu Qingya, Wu Tong and Lin Xinghua in the second period.

The two flying guests this time are Yu Xing and Ma Lianfeng. What makes Zifeng speechless is that they are all relatives and friends of Sister Ying. Yu Xing is Sister Ying's male friend, or to be more precise, her male best friend; Ma Lianfeng is Sister Ying's husband, ah no, ex-husband, they just divorced these two days.

Sister Ying's child belongs to her ex-husband, and the reason for the divorce is because of family needs, which is quite embarrassing. However, he still insisted on participating in the show. Zifeng shook his head. When he saw this person, he realized that Sister Ying had made the wrong payment after all.

Just as she was looking at the lineup speechlessly, the director's first sentence made her furious: "This time, Xiaofeng and Xiuxiu will still lead a team each."

A group of celebrities just look like directors and not human beings. Zifeng looked over curiously, then pouted at the director: "So, director, you fell asleep with this white lotus."

The director looked serious: "Xiao Feng, how is that possible?"

Zifeng calmly reported the address and said, "I don't know where the surveillance is. Have you deleted it?" The director suddenly turned dark. Zifeng said calmly: "Director, you don't know that I am the anchor of the melon-eating live broadcast room, and if you ask for melons, you will get melons, and you will receive a lot of melons from above. Make sure you get melons when you eat melons, and you will see blood in melons and melons." Satian, believe it or not, I ruined this crappy show of yours in a matter of minutes."

The director was speechless, and Sister Hong said: "Girl, is your live broadcast room really so accurate?"

Zifeng said calmly: "It's necessary. The melon is better than the real thing. The real thing will make you full."

Sister Hong asked curiously: "How did you eat melons?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Didn't I say that I can pinch and count? What appears in front of me, I want to eat melon, and I can eat melon every minute."

The director said seriously: "Ahem, Xiaofeng, you and Xiuxiu definitely don't get along, so it's normal to lead two teams, right?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "It's normal. If you want to die, choose her. I won't necessarily help the second team in the live broadcast. I won't bully you. You can choose by yourself. By the way, I leave the ugly words here. If someone is killed in the second team, call your family Relatives asked the program team to go there."

Director: "You will receive a week of training first."

Zifeng complained: "Director, how much do you look down on Chinese medicine? You learned it in one week. Are you worthy of the term "old Chinese medicine doctor"?"

Director: "We are just making a show."

Zifeng retorted: "You know, a slight difference can make a thousand miles. Herbs, if you divide them slightly wrongly, you can easily be poisoned to death after eating them." The director was also speechless. Zifeng continued to ask: "Snake, how do you know whether Poisonous? Don’t talk about the triangular head. It’s difficult to tell the difference. Even if it’s not a triangular head, it’s still poisonous, right?”

Director: "They can exchange their efforts for food."

Zifeng pouted and said: "So, you are planning to let the second team raise a girl? Is it appropriate?" Zifeng spread his hands: "So, whoever wants to die can choose his own team."

The director said sternly: "Wu Zifeng! You'd better cooperate with the program team."

Zifeng said in disgust: "Do you think I really want to participate in this crappy show?"

The director asked speechlessly: "Why are you here?"

Zifeng replied as it should be: "Why don't my second brother force me to ask you to be on the show? You really think I am willing to serve you."

Everyone was silent, and Ma Lianfeng interrupted: "My little sister is very strong."

Zifeng said with disgust: "You are a phoenix man, a soft rice man, that's not right. After all, your family is quite rich. Forget it, Sister Ying broke up with you anyway. I will find Sister Ying to set off firecrackers some other time. It's worth celebrating." !" After saying that, she snapped her fingers and said: "By the way, you should be the legendary mama's boy. Everything your mother said is correct. Doesn't Sister Ying just want to stop being together? She was kicked out by you, you really You are a rotten peach blossom who is about to expire. Without Sister Ying, how could you survive till now?"

"Bah, you don't even have the sense of responsibility as a man. I'm disgusted. You are really capable. Why don't you go home and be a rich second generation? Why are you fighting with the poor people here? Besides, are you a good actor or an ageless person? You really should be Yingying. I can't compare to you, right? Who do you think you are? You really don't have any B numbers at all."

Ma Lianfeng said disgustedly: "Who do you think you are?"

Zifeng looked at Ma Lianfeng and said: "It's your business, yes, I don't bully others, it's just a show, you can be obedient, if you want to fight to the death, no problem, sister guarantees the quality, you can eat melon If you get melons, they will see blood and they will be ripe.”

Ma Lianfeng said curiously: "You dare to threaten me?"

Zifeng said calmly: "If you want to beg for it, I can satisfy you. For three days, you won't be a pauper for three days. I'll lose. Just let me take care of you."

Ma Lianfeng said with a smile: "Are you threatening me?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Do you dare to bet? Mommy boy. I'm not afraid to tell you that when I go crazy, you guys in this world can't handle me." Zifeng is really a little annoyed. If this is the case, why not turn the table over? Play.

She smiled and asked again: "One last question for you, are you sure you want to die?"

Ma Lianfeng smiled and said, "Okay."

Zifeng nodded happily and said, "Okay. I'll satisfy you."

Zifeng calmly took out her phone, dialed the number calmly and said: "Brother, come on." Then she asked the crew to record the video carefully, while telling everyone what it means to ask for a hammer, including how many people the Ma family killed, such as The Ma family is involved in foreign affairs, and another example is the Ma family's vicious business war, which even includes corruption and even tax evasion.

Zifeng also directly revealed all the Ma family's business secrets. Zifeng said in disgust: "You are crazy, you are really a useless rich second generation. You have never heard of it. Fighting and pretending to be rich, no one is looking for it." It’s bad luck for the heretics and monks. If you don’t go bankrupt, who will go bankrupt?”

Ma Lianfeng said in surprise: "You?"

Zifeng even complained: "Have you never seen this show? It's a deserted island. I can go back and forth four or five times a day. You think I'm a mortal? Did you donate your brain?"

Everyone wanted to laugh a little. Things were easier than Zifeng thought. His eldest brother and second brother joined forces, and the Dark Horse family was bankrupt before it was over.