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Ruan Feiyun also knew that it was useless to blame the children, after all, the children didn't know that the director was such a dog.

They really didn't realize that the director was such a dog before.

The director must have run out of talents, and he didn't know what tasks to send them, so he saw Gu Sumu make up this grasshopper, so he took it as an idea!

It's too easy to be a director!

Facing Ruan Feiyun's accusation, the director refused to admit it life and death, and said that this was already planned before, but he didn't expect to run into Gu Sumu performing his unique skills, but since it happened, it would be just right. The guests present rolled their eyes again.

Believe me, you shitty director is very bad!

"Okay, okay, since everyone thinks that I, the director, are not very clear, how about letting little friend Gu Sumu demonstrate and explain to you again? Today, little friend Gu Sumu is your teacher. You must Listen carefully."

"Besides, since you all think straw weaving is very difficult, then my task will be less difficult. As long as you can weave a qualified and beautiful grasshopper, then I will consider you to have completed the task, how about it?"

"The director team will score according to the appearance of the grasshopper. The highest score is 2 and the lowest score is 3. In a team of two, the average score is taken. The highest score is 4 points, No. [-] is [-] points, No. [-] is [-] points, and No. [-] is [-] points. point."

"Uncle director, I have a problem."

Gu Sumu raised his hand, "Since I'm a teacher, only my father participated in my group, so does his score represent the average score?"

The director nodded, "That's right, only Gu Nanxing in your group has completed the task, and his score represents the score of your group."

Gu Sumu said again, "I can't participate as a teacher for a guest. Didn't the program team give me extra rewards? Am I free labor?"

When Gu Sumu said this, netizens shouted 666.

"It sounds like what a little male god would say."

"Hahahaha the director definitely didn't expect that he wanted to prostitute the little male god for nothing, but in the end he was slapped back by the little male god."

"Laughing to death, isn't it? The director didn't discuss it with the little male god before, and now it depends on whether the little male god agrees or not if he wants to prostitute for free."

……

Seeing that the director was choked by Gu Sumu's rhetorical question, but unable to answer, Gu Nanxing immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued, "Yes, director, I didn't say that my son would be a teacher before. Since the director wants him to be a teacher, then the benefits It can’t be less! We don’t want more, my son is a teacher, so we have to add [-] points to the score of our group.”

The director immediately said, "No, this is too much."

Gu Nanxing retorted, "Where are there many? Look at how many guests we have in total? Not counting my son himself, there are seven in total. And none of the seven has learned this technique, my son has to repeat it over and over again To teach repeatedly, and after the big class is over, you may have to teach one-on-one small classes."

"I only give [-] points for wasting time, wasting energy, and wasting words. There are very few of them, okay?"

"And if you, the director, find another teacher, our group is definitely No.1, and twenty cents will be in your pocket."

"We didn't ask the director to give you [-] points. We have already lowered our requirements, so you shouldn't refuse the director."

The director was expressionless, "So I should be grateful to Dade, right?"

Gu Nanxing grinned, "If the director is willing."

The director snorted, "What are you thinking? It's a beautiful idea!"

Ruan Feiyun also groaned, "Isn't it? It's a beautiful idea. Director Gu, Gu Sumu does have to be rewarded for being a teacher, but ten points are too many, five points at most."

"Besides, even if you hire a new teacher, Gu Sumu can get the highest score of [-] points, but what if Gu Dao is holding you back?"

"In case you get one point, then your group will only have eleven points. How can you say that you are No.1. Isn't that farting?"

"Eh!"

Gu Nanxing disagreed, "What are you talking about? How could I only get one point? You are the one with one point!"

Ruan Feiyun sneered disdainfully, "Are you kidding me? Just use my ingenuity to make a mere straw grasshopper. If I don't give ten points, I'll leave it to you."

Gu Nanxing hehe, the two looked at each other, sparks flew everywhere, and it could be said that they were fighting in the air.

Ruan Xixi: ...

She stretched out her small hand and looked at the director, "Uncle director, brother Gu is right, he can't be a teacher for free, right? Besides, brother Gu's repeated repetition of this thing is very troublesome. Just give brother Gu a lot of money." , because if Brother Gu also joins, his grasshopper must be ten points, so the ten points should be given to him."

"That's the only way to be fair."

"This is nothing more than converting Brother Gu's achievements in weaving grasshoppers into rewards for teaching us how to weave grasshoppers."

"Isn't it normal to be equal like this?"

When the director heard it, "Hey, it seems to make sense."

It is impossible to give twenty points, but if Gu Sumu participates by himself, it is indeed very safe to get it.

"And the director, I think the average score should not be taken. It should be the sum of the scores of the two people. In this way, the score is very clear. If the average score is taken, what if the average scores of several groups collide? How to calculate it? "

The director hesitated, "It's not very likely, is it?"

Ruan Xixi shook her head, "I think the possibility is quite high, because everyone's manual skills seem to be about the same, and the score is estimated to be not much different, so on average, it is estimated that the difference is not bad. Naturally, it is best to use the sum , the most convenient and concise."

The director was quickly persuaded by Ruan Xixi, "That's okay, the sum is the sum. And it's really hard for Gu Sumu to be your teacher, so he can personally give it ten points."

Gu Sumu smiled, and took Ruan Xixi's hand, "Xixi, thank you for your help."

Ruan Xixi smiled softly, "You're welcome, you're welcome. In fact, even without my help, Brother Gu can convince the director. After all, this is what Brother Gu deserves."

"But I'm happier if you help me."

Gu Sumu was indeed able to convince the director, and as Ruan Xixi said, he got the 10 points, which is really ppsspp, but he felt extra happy to have Ruan Xixi help him.

Chen Rongyue watched silently, what's going on?She didn't get the CP of the heroine and the male supporting role, but instead got the CP of the two children.

What's the situation?

Moreover, Ruan Xixi is indeed smart, she has clear logic and order at the age of three, while Wen Ruxing, who is six years old, is still confused and confused.

Tsk, look at the difference in life.