Villain son, you kneel down, Mom begs you to do something

Su Yuyan's kindergarten has finally been settled, and it is the best noble school in Haishi.

On the first day of the new school, Su Miao woke up early in the rare morning and wanted to make breakfast for Su Yuyan.

She has seen the tutorial, it is a very simple boiled egg, so she is very confident that she will never overturn this time.

After all, boiled eggs can turn over, so it can only be said that this person is cursed by the kitchen god.

When Su Yuyan got up, he saw a familiar scene again. The kitchen was filled with smoke and immortal air.

"Mom, what are you doing?"

Didn't he already tell her that she is not allowed to step into the kitchen again?

Su Miao turned around when she heard the sound, still holding the spatula in her hand, "Son, Mom is making you breakfast."

"Eh..." Su Yuyan's face was obviously embarrassed, "Mom, do you cook the dishes in braised sauce early in the morning?"

"No." Su Miao shook her head, "Mom is making boiled eggs."

Su Yuyan: "..."

He hesitated to speak, but finally couldn't help it, "Why do boiled eggs have so much smoke?"

Su Miao stared at him eagerly with bright eyes, with a blank expression on her face, "That is to say, I didn't see any smoke coming out of the tutorial video. I obviously followed the tutorial, so why does it feel weird."

Matching her voice is the professional male voice coming from the tablet, [Eggs are put in a pot under cold water... low fire...]

"Mom, come out first, don't get choked." Su Yuyan showed helplessness, "Also, I have told my mother several times, remember to turn on the range hood, otherwise it will be like this."

There is a feeling of being in a fairyland fairyland.

"But it's noisy, I don't like that kind of feeling." Su Miao curled her lips.

On the battlefield, hearing is very important, and losing it is tantamount to amputating an arm.

She once caused her teammates to lose their lives because she did not detect the surrounding sounds in time. Since then, she has been a little disgusted with noisy sounds, especially hair dryers.

The roar of the hair dryer in the ear meant that most of the surrounding sounds would be covered by the roar. Once the enemy attacked, it would be a fatal blow.

Although she clearly knew that this was not the end of the world, she still couldn't change her distaste for such noisy sounds.

Su Yuyan pursed his lips and said softly, "Let's talk when we come out."

When Su Miao came out, he went in, pulled the glass partition of the kitchen behind his back, stepped on his exclusive small bench, turned on the switch of the range hood, and turned off the stove.

As he lifted the lid of the pot with his little hand, he saw seven or eight "eggs" lying in the pot. He said they were eggs, but Su Yuyan didn't dare to recognize them.

This carbonized thing is actually an egg. Although it is carbonized, it still has the shape and shadow of an egg, so it is undoubtedly an egg.

Su Yuyan was completely helpless.

How did she manage to make the boiled eggs like this, how long did she cook them, or did she add water.

Su Yuyan silently dealt with the mess in the kitchen before coming out, "Mom, why don't we have breakfast outside, and I'll go buy your favorite pork knuckle noodles."

"Let me go." Su Miao took the initiative to embrace her, "You go wash up, and Mommy goes shopping."

Su Yuyan thought for a while, then nodded, "Then mother, be careful, the pig's hand powder is in the southeast corner of the community, and you can walk there in 5 minutes."

"Mom is not a child, so she won't get lost." Su Miao picked up her phone and changed her shoes.

Su Yuyan stood at the door with a thoughtful tone, "Mom, I'm not afraid of you getting lost, I'm afraid that you'll want to buy everything you see, and then bring a bunch of them back, so you won't have to buy breakfast for a week."

Su Miao: "..."

Take the keys and go out.

"You can only buy pork knuckle powder, do you hear me?" Su Yuyan asked again worriedly.

However, it is not Su Miao who is obedient.

When Su Miao came back, she stood directly at the door and called the door, "Honey, mom is back, open the door for mom."

"Didn't Mom take the key?" Su Yuyan was puzzled with a small face.

As the door slowly opened, I saw Su Miao standing at the door with both hands full of things, with a flattering smile on his face, "Son, that... Mom is a bit hungry."

It's really great here, there are so many tricks for breakfast, and everything looks delicious.

Su Yuyan: "..."

Mother, this is mother, hold back, hold back.

Su Miao also knew that she had gone too far, so she kept smiling flatteringly on her face, carefully observing Su Yuyan's expression.

"Son, don't worry, I will finish eating and never waste it."

Su Yuyan didn't speak, his fair and beautiful face was serious.

"Son, guess who Mommy saw when she went downstairs just now."

Su Yuyan still had a straight face, showing no intention of making conversation at all.

Seeing this, Su Miao had no choice but to act coquettishly, "Son~ don't talk, talk."

"If you don't speak, mom is afraid~"

Su Yuyan snorted coldly, "You're scared ass."

"If you knew you were afraid, you wouldn't do it. What did I say before you went out? I told you not to buy things randomly, did you listen?"

Su Miao shook her head and whispered, "No."

"You still know." Su Yuyan's face turned red with anger.

"Son, Mom was wrong." Su Miao blinked her eyes, acting cute and innocent, "Mom will never do this again, and will be a good and obedient mother."

"Don't wink, look at how old they are, and they are still so childish."

My mother is so cute, like the stray cat downstairs, I want to take a picture of my mother just now.

After being told by her son, Su Miao withdrew her expression, and simply said, "I bought it anyway, and I can't return it."

"It's a big deal not to do it next time, let's forget it this time."

Su Yuyan: "..."

Just when I wanted to forgive you, you—

If you are like this, don't blame me.

"Mom, give me the phone and wallet." Su Yuyan stretched out his hand.

"doing what?"

Although he didn't understand, his hand subconsciously handed it out.

Su Yuyan took the phone and wallet. He skillfully opened Su Miao's phone and transferred all the money in the software to his account.

"Son, what does that mean, a fine?" A fine for doing something wrong?

After transferring the money in the mobile phone, he returned the mobile phone to Su Miao, and then took out all the money and bank card from the wallet.

"Son, you're going too far, at least you should keep a steel coin." Su Miao showed a painful expression.

The price of being wrong is indeed high.

She once heard a saying that the cost of making mistakes should be increased, so that no one would dare to make mistakes.

"I will take care of the family's money from now on." There was no refusal in her young and immature voice.

Su Miao: "..."

"I'm the mother."

"Is there any necessary relationship?" Su Yuyan asked back.

"Then what should I do, how do I socialize, how do I live, how do I make love..." the man.

With the last two words, Su Miao immediately braked.

The son didn't like to hear her say this kind of thing. He always said that she had bad eyesight, and he was afraid that she would be spoiled. He would help her find a man, so she didn't have to worry about it.

"I'll give you pocket money."

Su Miao: "!!!"

She wants to go back to the last days! ! !