Gotham Dark Godfather

(I'm very sorry. I drove home all day today and the original update was delayed. I planned to fill in the code at 11 o'clock, but I still missed one second. I'm so angry.)

Zhou Hao deliberately tried to pimp the Riddler and encouraged him to find a woman, in order to prevent him from killing people for so-called love like in the TV series version.Pinshu.com (..) has conducted such a survey before. Most of the people who committed suicide and were trapped in love began to regret it at the last moment. There were traces of struggle between their fingernails, while the deceased who was in debt had almost no such signs.To put it simply, when love encounters trouble, it can be healed by time or a new relationship. It is really not worth it to commit suicide and kill someone just for this kind of thing.

Now the Riddler Nygma kept pestering the girl for an explanation, which made Zhou Hao feel bad. It seemed that if he didn't handle it well, it would have a terrible impact on this guy. He was thinking about what he should do to ease the atmosphere...

Unexpectedly, before Zhou Hao could come up with any tricks, the girl calmly spoke.

"This gentleman looks strange. What does he do?"

Seeing the girl asking questions, Zhou Hao was worried that the Riddler was talking nonsense, so he rushed to answer: "Um... He is a TV salesman and I have been friends for many years. What? Do you look down on him?"

The girl shook her head and used the mirror in the room to start touching up her makeup. She said calmly: "Officer Zhou, you misunderstood. What I want to say is that if someone comes into the store and wants to buy a TV, he will neither wander around nor look around. Bargaining, not even complaining at all...will you sell it to him cheaper because of this?"

Zhou Hao and the Riddler looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Then if customers come in after that, they will endlessly pick and choose, try seven or eight TVs, dislike the sound of the TV, complain about the poor picture quality, and waste more than an hour before they spend money to buy something---- Will you increase the price for him?"

"No" was the Riddler's word this time.

"For customers who are straightforward and easy to talk to, we can't make an exception and offer a buy-one-get-one-free deal, right?" the girl said with a half-smile with her eyes wide open.

At this time, Zhou Hao had heard what she meant and shook his head in annoyance.

"This is my job, Zhou," the girl said calmly, "I won't break the rules just because your friend came quickly and took less time."

After saying that, he turned around and raised his eyebrows.The Riddler, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, thought about it thoughtfully, nodded and said: "It makes some sense, I understand...but I still have 30 dollars in my pocket, how about we do it again. ..."

The girl said two words without looking back: "50 US dollars"

This time it was Zhou Hao's turn to frown, and after glancing at it, he replied: "How did you put a hat on my friend's lower body just now? Mouth? Or hands? If you really want to follow the rules, then the second shot should be half price, $25! "

Hearing Zhou Hao's words, the girl smiled slightly and said two words calmly: "It's up to you."

The fact is that when most people go to eat fast food, after washing and peeling off, the woman will always hold an umbrella for your friend in a special way. It is not that these people have a good sense of service, but that this business is all about bullets. Collect money by quantity, spit by nail, and try every means to get you done as quickly as possible. This not only saves time but also charges an extra fee. This is also the reason why some junior brothers surrender their guns quickly.

How could the Riddler know these things? He had just eaten the marrow and learned the taste. He was just distracted. He was afraid that the girl would not agree. Seeing that Zhou Hao not only got the girl in a few words, but also asked for half of the money, he became even more excited and hurriedly urged to open another round. bureau.

Zhou Hao shook his head and walked out. He took out a cigarette from his pocket and secretly thought that the Riddler was really careless. The benefits he brought were almost the same as the troubles he suffered. He really didn't know whether it was a blessing or a curse.

At this time, the singing and singing of birds came from the surrounding rooms, and the melodious sounds were endless. It was obvious that more than one pair of wild mandarin ducks were enjoying their dewy love here.It's really hard to believe that this is a two-dimensional world of comics --- well, it's almost the same as real society, and even taxes are deducted from the monthly salary.

"Should I find one to play too? I've been in this world for a long time, and it seems that it hasn't opened yet... Hmm~ It seems that I have become a good citizen? How ironic?" Zhou Hao thought while smoking a cigarette, but then his mind A woman with rotten teeth appeared in the picture, and all the desires in her heart suddenly disappeared.

When Zhou Hao was feeling sorry for himself, he heard the girl's complaining voice coming from the Riddler's room:

"What's wrong with you? There's been no movement for a long time? I'm telling you, after 10 minutes, no matter what the result is, you have to add money."

The Riddler's voice sounded aggrieved like a primary school student who made a mistake, and he explained succinctly:

"Um...wait a minute. This kind of physiological reaction where the blood is concentrated in one point depends on chance. If I accidentally move the blood in the brain to the bottom, my excellent IQ will be damaged----- How about you wait for me to rest for 5 minutes..."

"Stop talking nonsense, can you do it?"

Zhou Hao blew out a smoke ring and lamented that the sound insulation effect of the hotel here was really bad.But think about it, this kind of cheap hotel hidden in an inconspicuous alley, how can you afford to build soundproof walls? It doesn't even check basic IDs, just to give these street women a place to work.

"Hey! Why don't you turn on the TV and watch the teaching?" Zhou Hao said jokingly: "I remember that this kind of small place has this function specifically for single travelers, so maybe the Jockey Club will stand up somewhere."

The Riddler was overjoyed when he heard this. He rummaged around the house for a long time and wanted to smash the TV remote control, but he found nothing.

"Zhou! Are you kidding me?" Riddler Nygma shouted at the door: "There is nothing but a screen of snowflakes. You are mistaken."

Hearing this, Zhou Hao couldn't help but was stunned and said subconsciously: "How is it possible? I have traveled all over the country on business trips before. I have never seen the sands in Sichuan and the black lights and dance halls in Yunnan. There are similar channels in hotels.”

Naturally, the people in the room couldn't understand what Zhou Hao said, and the girl shouted angrily:

"Officer, I have been in this business for 7-8 years, and I have never seen anything like this in a hotel. After all, buying TV channels is very expensive. How can the landlord be willing to pay for it?"

Only then did Zhou Hao realize that he was already in the world of American comics. He patted his head and smiled awkwardly.

suddenly!

A flash of inspiration flashed across his mind, instantly illuminating Zhou Hao's already anxious mind.

"Yeah, why didn't I think of it? Isn't this the ideal destination for the disc?"

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