One Piece: Killing Momanosuke by mistake at the beginning

The fire festival was held as scheduled.

This time Jack didn't run up to the stage and use a saxophone to perform a crotch performance. Because Yamato's attack was not serious, Jack was almost like a guy who had an anal fistula caused by him, lying on the bed and unable to get out.

Therefore, there was no rehearsal for the show. Fortunately, Jack's physique and recovery ability, as well as the elasticity of his gluteus maximus muscles, were able to recover from the injury on the day of the festival.

Kaido had no intention of introducing Doflamingo to Carbon Orochi, and Doflamingo also wisely did not appear in front of Kaido and Carbon Orochi. He stayed in the room on the top floor accompanied by Jack. Accompanied by a group of Yingying Yanyan, they were drinking wine with a contented look on their faces.

Doflamingo looked content, while Jack was sandwiched between Black Maria and Yamato, with the Runti siblings sitting on their shoulders, looking at Doflamingo with extremely envious eyes.

"Ah, Xiaorun, open your mouth!"

When he saw Black Maria feeding Runti strawberries with a doting look on her face, Jack couldn't bear it any longer. He picked up Runti, who was thinking about tying his hair into twin tails, in his hands and faced Black Maria. Said softly:

"If you want a child, we can have one ourselves!"

"Our bodies already have this function, and these two brats are not biologically related."

As he spoke, Jack lifted Peggywant in the air with his left hand. He ignored Runti's short-leg attack and said impatiently:

"When I was their age, I was beaten three times a day by Mr. Kaido!"

"The flowers in the greenhouse cannot withstand wind and rain!"

"So... don't tie my twin tails anymore! You two brats!"

"Bang! Bang!"

"You bastard elephant! Jack, you idiot!"

Black Maria and Yamato ran out in a hurry. Doflamingo fell silent when he saw the Runti siblings being thrown out of the window by Jack like garbage.

After a while, Doflamingo sighed:

"No wonder your physique is so strong. The way your Beasts Pirates train children is really unusual."

"I was beaten by Kaido... three times in one day..."

"It's not a time! It's a meal!"

Jack stretched out three thick fingers and waved them in front of Doflamingo's eyes and corrected:

"There is a difference between a time and a day. The time may be over in one go."

"Rudun, it might last all night!"

........

"Drink! Drink!"

Doflamingo really didn't know what to say, so he raised his glass high and wanted to toast to Jack.

Looking at the wine barrel in Jack's hand and the arms thicker than his own thighs, Doflamingo suddenly felt a little inferior to his body shape.

With Yamato and Black Maria performing, the festival has reached its most joyful moment, and Jack is also a little dizzy from drinking.

"Come on, come on! Let me tell you, in a few years, I will have to beat up Kai, Jhin and Quinn too!"

"Hit their butts until they are swollen!"

"Ha ha...."

Jack put his hand on Doflamingo's shoulder, as if he was hugging a little chicken. Ming Ge didn't know how to agree with Jack, so he could only laugh awkwardly.

"Hey! Jack!"

The room suddenly darkened, Kaido's rough voice appeared outside the door, and the drunk Jack immediately sobered up a lot.

"Mr. Kaido!"

Kaido walked into the room and waved, and a group of warblers stood up and slowly retreated, closing the door behind them.

Kaido took a few steps forward and sat down on Doflamingo's left side.

"Hey! Point this way!"

Doflamingo raised his head and looked at Jack on his right.

"Why! It's crowded here too!"

Jack glared at Kaido and said:

"Why don't you go somewhere else!"

"I just like sitting here!"

"There are so many places you like, and you even said you like Marigio, why don't you go and sit there!"

"Asshole! I'm the Governor!"

"Why didn't you say you were the anchor! I'm still underage!"

"I'm drunk! Don't make me hit you!"

"Who is afraid of whom! My brain is not working well yet!"

Kaido and Jack squeezed hard with all their strength, their faces turned red, and they wanted to use all their strength to suck the milk.

"Well......"

As the two of them exerted more and more force, Doflamingo was squeezed out of shape except for the sunglasses on his face, and he could only helplessly stretch out a trembling hand.

"This is really a bad experience..."

"Who can help me....."

"Whoa..."

"Huh...huh...huh..."

The door was opened from the outside. Jack, Kaido, and Doflamingo all gasped and looked over.

Quinn glanced at the three panting people, turned around and closed the door:

"Well...I suddenly remembered that there is something else, I'll take the first step!"

"Stop! Quinn!"

Quinn's appearance finally saved Doflamingo from being squeezed into a piece of paper by Jack and Kaido.

"Jack! You little brat! I'll let you go today!"

Kaido picked up the wine barrel with great excitement, and Jack was not willing to be outdone and directly inserted his head into the wine barrel.

Doflamingo, who hid across from him and sat with Quinn, wiped the sweat from his face with lingering fear.

"belch....."

"Joker!" "

Kaido obviously drank a little too much, and when he opened his mouth, a strong smell of alcohol wafted over him, almost making Doflamingo faint, but Doflamingo did not dare to show a trace of disgust on his face. He looked at Kaido very seriously.

"Joker", what kind of Shichibukai did you say you wanted to be? "

"Are you absolutely sure?"

"Fufufufufufufu! Mr. Kaido, please don't worry, I already have a perfect plan for this."

Doflamingo's face was full of confidence and he said word by word:

"In less than two years, I will definitely become a Shichibukai!"

"When we have legal status, our cooperation will be more convenient!"

"Humph, then congratulations in advance!"

Kaido shook his head from side to side, his tone full of disdain:

"However, if the World Government wants to rely on a system like the Shichibukai to balance the current chaotic sea, it seems to look down on pirates."

"If you want to calm down this sea, you need a balance that cannot be achieved by a waste like an army or a thief!"

"To achieve balance, we need to eliminate countless pirates. The number of pirates now is too many! That bastard Roger! Hmph!"

Faced with Kaido's contempt for the Shichibukai, Doflamingo was filled with helplessness. He couldn't resist Kaido's attack.

"Joker, tomorrow Quinn will negotiate with you and those losers in the underground world!"

"I leave everything to you!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Kaido!"

"Ok!"

"Quinn!"

Kaido nodded and shouted to Quinn:

"Take Joker to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Wano Country!"

"Haha! Leave it to me! Mr. Kaido, some of the scenery in Wano Country is very charming!"

Quinn's voice was full of obscenity. She looked at Doflamingo and the two stood up and slowly walked out of the room.

"Brother, why bother!"

Jack wiped the wine stains from the corners of his mouth and said nonchalantly:

"What underground world, the Shichibukai, and this black charcoal snake that looks like a retard?"

"Leave it to me and I'll take care of them in minutes!"

"You let me go to sea for a few years, and I will support you as the Pirate King!"

Kaido turned around and looked at Jack, who had a serious look on his face, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth:

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

"Jack! You've only seen a small part of this world."

"No matter how strong an individual is, he still needs the help of his companions!"

"Underworld? Shichibukai? Black Carbon Orochi? Even the Navy!"

"They are nothing!"

"What's scary is the world government that has controlled this world for 800 years, and the Draconians who live in Mariejoia on the Red Earth Continent!"

"After all, wastes and idiots will not be called a family of gods!"