Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

Chapter 271 Oolong's Reward Order

Although he was stared at by Lin Hai, he felt fear in his heart, but the hatred did not make Di Baru give up on killing the Straw Hat gang.

At this time, Luffy on the side said to Sauron beside him: "I see the face under the mask."

Sauron: "Really? Who the hell is he?"

Luffy replied: "Don't be frightened, you know that face too."

Saying that, Luffy started running, and then kicked the mask off Dibaru's face.

"Okay." Dibaru said, "Just take a good look at my bruised face."

"Nani!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Isn't it?" Nami quickly covered her mouth.

"Hey!" Chopper's eyes bulged.

Although Lin Hai knew that Dibalu was very similar to the bounty order for Sanji's graffiti, he didn't expect it to look like this, it was him!It's too exaggerated!What an idiot's face is that! !

When Sanji himself saw this face, he was also sweating profusely from shock.

"Woooooh..." Frankie burst into tears, "I'm going to cry!"

At this time, Dibalu took out a reward order for Sanji, and said to Sanji: "Damn it, it's finally today, and I went to sea with the determination to kill you, but you are really a **** It's hard to find, because the reward order is completely different from the person in person.

Navy and bounty hunters probably wouldn't recognize you if they saw you.No, not at all, they will find me.That's what they'll say to me then, 'Found you, Sanji Kurofoot. ', and I'm like, 'I never knew that guy! ', I'm not even a pirate! "

After listening to Dibaru's narration, Nami exclaimed: "That face is... there is such a thing!"

Chopper: "There is actually a guy in the world who looks exactly like the scribbled portrait on Sanji's reward."

Xiao Ba: "They both look alike."

Sauron: "It was printed out of the same mold."

Lin Hai covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Sanji, when you see your twin brother, hurry up and say hello."

"Oh, oh." Brooke lay on the ground clutching his stomach and almost died laughing.

"Are you kidding me!" Sanji's black face burst into flames, and he jumped directly into the sea, ready to finish with Dibaru on the opposite bank.

And Dibaru on the shore was chattering there, "Sanji Blackfoot, it's all your fault! Can you understand the horror of being stared at by countless people suddenly one day? Why, why do I have to be killed by the navy?" Chased by the headquarters? He was almost killed by a bounty hunter who is famous all over the world. Why? Give me back my life!"

"Tap, tap, tap..."

Sanji ran, jumped up, and kicked Dibaru's cheek directly, "None of my business!"

Dibaru said: "Why is it none of your business? Who else can be responsible for me besides you?"

Sanji: "Stop talking nonsense, I'm the one who got mad at that bounty order!"

For a while, the two confronted each other there, and everyone on the Wanli Sunshine was also very speechless.

Nami was the first to sigh: "I was shocked, the world is so big and full of wonders."

Usopp: "That guy Sanji was born under the halo of the Miracle Star, right?"

Robin: "It's going to be very interesting for him to die in the future, too."

"..." Lin Hai said speechlessly: "I said you, it's not surprising that two people who look alike? Can't Sanji and that Dibaru be twins?"

Sanji said: "Smelly Lin Hai, believe it or not, I killed you."

Saying that, Sanji turned his head and said to Dibaru: "Since you don't want to be like the portrait on the reward order, won't you change your hairstyle or grow a beard?"

After being stunned for a moment, Dibaru punched his own palm and exclaimed, "Ah, so there is such a trick?"

Sanji said angrily, "Are you all idiots?"

"We are not idiots." Dibaru replied, "Sanji Blackfoot, we, we were originally an insignificant mafia in a remote village in this sea area, relying on blackmailing the villagers every day. How happy and wonderful it is to live a life like that.

But I didn't expect that tragedy would suddenly come to my peaceful life, Heizu, can you understand?I, who only did extortion, suddenly became a bounty criminal who offered a reward of more than 9000 million Baileys one day, and I was afraid of being hunted down by a group of powerful navy all day long!

In order to hide from the world, I had to wear an iron mask, and it was all because of you that my life was messed up.Even if you go to the end of hell, I will chase you and never let go.If you don't want to, just kill me here. "

"Shut up." Sanji said with a gloomy face: "I don't want to be painted as the wanted poster, that kind of person can't exist in the world."

Dibalu also said angrily: "If that's the case, then you go to die."

"Dudududu..."

Dibalu took out his fish gun and shot at Sanji.

Sanji kept dodging, and then jumped up, "Eyes, nose, cheeks, mouth, tongue, chin..."

I saw Sanji kicking Dibaru's face continuously with his feet.

"Plastic kick!"

With the last kick, Dibalu was directly pushed into the house, and Sanji muttered: "You can taste the deliciousness cooked with the highest skill, bastard."

Soon, the Straw Hats returned to the Wanli Sunshine, and Lin Hai said speechlessly: "What is this? It's just a farce. But Sanji, who is so talented, better than Usopp's painting skills, I have drawn you so vividly."

"Yohohoho." Brook sighed with a suppressed smile, "Sanji-san, there is someone who looks so much like you, it's really unbearable to the heart, ah, although I don't have a heart."

Sanji said angrily: "Believe it or not, I killed both of you!"

Luffy said impatiently: "I'm talking about you, is it time to talk about this? Hachi, takoyaki, takoyaki..."

It was only then that Kemi realized, "Yes, I almost forgot, I promised to treat you to takoyaki, so please pay [-] Baileys per person."

Hai Xing said again: "Is now the time to do business?"

"Ah!" Kemi exclaimed, covering her head with her hands, "I made a mistake!"

Xiaoba smiled and said: "The Straw Hats, you are really good people. You not only saved Kaimi and Haixing, but also me. You are our life-saving benefactors. I invite you to eat takoyaki for free, and you can eat as much as you want ..."

Luffy's eyes lit up immediately, "Really?"

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