Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

One day later, the Wanli Sunshine sailed on a sunny sea, and the field of vision was blue, with a few white clouds occasionally floating in the sky.

What a beautiful weather, it is really suitable for a good night's sleep!

Lin Hai, who was about to go to sleep soundly, was suddenly interrupted by a voice.

Zoro in the observation deck said to the radio: "Everyone, there is a pirate ship ahead, pay attention, pay attention..."

The Straw Hat gang immediately gathered outside the ship deck, after all, it is not uncommon for pirates to attack pirates in the sea.

But looking at the virtues of the Straw Hats, Lin Hai was a little speechless, what about their momentum?Where is the momentum?

Lin Hai, who couldn't see it, stepped forward and said: "I said you, we are pirates, look at you, how do you look like pirates?"

Luffy asked suspiciously: "We were originally pirates."

Lin Hai patted his forehead and said, "You go and watch my performance first, and learn from it. Franky and Usopp, you two come with me."

Brooke said, "Mr. Lin Hai, why didn't you call me?"

Lin Haibin took out the props and explained: "Frankie was the head of the gangster in the city of water. You are no match for scaring people. As for Usopp, show your housekeeping skills."

"Scary?"

"What housekeeping skills does Usopp have?"

"Damn it, why didn't you let me come..." Chopper said angrily.

Lin Hai gave Chopper a blank look, just this cute guy, do you want to kill him?

At this time, the two people who were named were suddenly happy.

Frankie raised his hands to the top of his head and smiled, "Small, leave it to me who is super this week."

Usopp put on the goggles and looked up with a smile: "Hahaha, Lin Hai, you have a good eye, hahaha..."

Nami, who was on the side, asked with eyes: "Everyone, what is Lin Hai doing?"

Robin held his chin and asked curiously, "Is he dressing up?"

Lu Fei's eyes lit up and said: "Lin Hai, help me dress up too, I really want..."

Lin Hai kicked Luffy away, and said: "I've said it all, go to the side to take a good look first. And Usopp, if you stay there hahaha, I'll call someone else..."

At this moment, Lin Hai unbuttoned the front buttons of his white shirt, stuck a hair on his chest, put on a fake beard, and sealed one eye with a piece of cloth...

This is clearly the image of a sturdy bandit, which instantly appeared in everyone's field of vision.

"Silk, silk cake one!!"

Luffy and Chopper on the side stared at Lin Hai with bright eyes.

At this time, the ship in the distance also approached the Wanli Sunshine.

Usopp and Franky stood on Lin Hai's side respectively. After everyone took their positions, Lin Hai stepped on the pole of the boat and shouted to the passing ship: "Pirates, hello, hurry up!" Hand over the treasure!!"

"Hey!!" Chopper put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "So Lin Hai is going to do this? Then we have become villains?"

Sauron said with a playful smile: "Aren't we villains?"

"Hee hee hee." Lu Fei smiled and stepped forward and echoed, "That's right, hand over your food."

Sauron on the side also became interested, "Pirates, bring the wine on your ship!"

Chopper sighed excitedly, "It's amazing!"

Brook watched this scene with great interest, "Yohohoho..."

The ideal is beautiful, but it's just reality...

I saw a few people on the ship who seemed to have been hungry for several days lying on the deck, and one of them looked like he was going to die if he didn't eat any more. He said with difficulty: "Please, please!" Would you please give me something to eat? We are shipwrecked and haven't eaten for days."

"..." Lin Hai hated it, why did this happen?Doesn't he, Lin Hai, deserve to meet the rich pirate?

"Sanji!" Lin Hai angrily took off the clothes on his body, fell to the ground fiercely, and said, "Take me to bring some food to them. Today, we admit that we are dead."

"Hey!!" Everyone exclaimed, didn't they grab the pirate's things?Why did you send something?

What a fart to grab, those pirates are starving to death, grab something hairy!

After a while, the pirates on that ship, after eating something, burst into tears of gratitude.

"Thank you, thank you so much."

"You are really good people, if we hadn't met you, we would have died, woo woo woo..."

"I'm really grateful, thank you, it's delicious, it's so delicious..."

Straw Hats on board.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Franky lost control of his emotions again, "It's too difficult for you, no need to thank me, I didn't cry..."

Nami, Robin, Sanji, Brooke and others on the side looked at Lin Hai playfully.

Even if he has a thick skin, Lin Hai can't stand it. Why is Lin Hai secretly hating himself so softly?Why do people have emotional resonance between people?Why are they so poor on board!

But it's not a problem to be looked at by everyone like this, right?Especially those guys!

Lin Hai turned his head violently and said, "Thank you bastard, hurry up and fuck me, a bunch of poor ghosts..."

"..." Everyone.

Not long after, the pirates bid farewell to the Straw Hats.

on board.

Lin Hai was a little annoyed and said, "What do you guys mean? Don't read it."

Frankie rubbed his hands and said mockingly, "Is this the pirate style? Got it."

Usopp sighed: "Luffy, you can't eat like before now, otherwise the food may not be enough."

"Hee hee hee." Lu Fei patted Lin Hai's shoulder with a smile and said, "Lin Hai, you bastard, you bastard..."

Chopper asked confusedly: "It seems that we were robbing others just now, why did we still send food to them in the end?"

Lin Hai asked with a gloomy face: "Do you dare to have an opinion?"

"Ah!!" Chopper quickly jumped away, "Lin Hai is too scary, too scary."

"Yohohoho." Brooke smiled and said, "Mr. Lin Hai, I knew you were a good person."

Lin Hai said in embarrassment: "Smelly bone, what are you farting, don't think that I won't beat you because you are old..."

"Ah, ah." Brook quickly took a step back, "It's so scary."

Lin Hai knocked on the deck and said angrily, "Have you learned everything? Let me tell you, when you meet your peers in the future, go up and ask them to hand over their treasures. To be a pirate, you must have your own style... .”

Before he finished speaking, Chopper couldn't help retorting truthfully: "But you sent food...ah, Lin Hai, don't kill me, Luffy, Zoro, come and save me!"

"Hahaha......"

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