Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

Soon, the Straw Hats walked out of the forest, and outside the forest was an empty cemetery with pieces of crosses planted on the wasteland.

This kind of scene looks so different and weird in the dense fog.

Lu Fei exclaimed: "Such a spacious cemetery, there is really an atmosphere, let's eat lunch here."

"Huh?" Zoro looked at Luffy in disbelief.

Usopp cried: "Luffy, I beg you don't stay here anymore, it's terrible here."

Chopper echoed with tears streaming down his face: "Yes, Luffy, let's get out of here quickly."

And Sanji, who was sitting on the back of the three-headed dog, saw Luffy staring at him, and he couldn't help saying: "Idiot, even delicious food in this kind of place will become unpalatable."

Luffy retorted: "No, I'm going to eat here, the food has never been worse."

Lin Hai patted Lu Fei on the shoulder and said, "Something is coming up."

"Ok?"

Everyone looked curiously at the cemetery not far away.

Usopp and Chopper hugged and shivered, while Nami hurriedly hugged Lin Hai's arm, staring at it, couldn't help swallowing.

Because of the sound coming from there, it seemed that something was about to come out from below.

"Eh hehe..." A deep voice came from under the soil.

A thing covered in bandages slowly climbed up, and everyone in the straw hat looked at it with different thoughts.

No one could have imagined that Luffy, who stared at it for a while, dropped the fishing tool in his hand, walked up to the thing, and pushed him back to the ground.

"Puff, hahaha..." Lin Hai covered his stomach and laughed, lying on the ground. According to this situation, Luffy should think that the corpse ran up from the ground, and then he kindly went over and pushed him back. Bar?

"Hahaha... Ouch, my stomach hurts!" Lin Hai said with tears in his eyes.

Sanji asked fishy eyes: "I said, is it that funny?"

At this time, the zombie who was pushed back jumped out of the hole again. He made a pinching gesture with his hands and asked, "Why did you push me back, you idiot!"

"Ah! It's a scam! Luffy, run..." Usopp panicked, and Chopper on the side also echoed.

Lu Fei stared at the zombie for a while, and said, "The old man who was seriously injured."

Everyone said: "How do you look at it, are they all zombies?"

"Damn it." The zombie jumped up, jumped into the sky and said angrily: "How dare you underestimate our zombies..."

After the zombie finished speaking, the others in the cemetery jumped into the sky one after another.

"Don't underestimate us."

"Oh, hit..."

"Yeah, again..."

The group of bandaged pseudo-zombies jumped up from the ground in various poses, screaming strangely, and then formed formation one after another, all leaning forward with their hands, palms facing down, a movement of trying to pinch someone, really It's so ruthless.

Lin Hai was excited about these things, and really wanted to dance with them!Especially before the crossing, there is a missing dance in Mike Jack's show dance, but it's a pity that Lin Hai can't dance.

Although he can't jump, it doesn't prevent Lin Hai from joining them to do those moves, right?

Namiyu stared at Lin Hai who had joined the zombie group, and complained helplessly, "What is Lin Hai doing?"

Sanji replied with fishy eyes: "Who knows."

At this time, the leading zombie said: "Let them see how dangerous zombies are."

"Who are you?" The zombie beside Lin Hai turned to Lin Hai and asked.

Lin Hai gave him the back of his head and said, "You don't care who I am, I'm doing serious business."

"Oh." The zombie that reacted turned its head again and asked, "Who the hell are you!"

I saw Lin Hai at this time, putting gray and white wig on his head, his sword was also inserted into his back, wearing a black robe...

"..." The Straw Hats.

At this time, seeing the zombies looking at him, Lin Hai couldn't help but look up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said slowly: "Who am I? I was destined to be a lone star, destined to wander forever. I am me, a different fireworks. …”

"Si, Si Cake..." Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp stared at Lin Hai with bright eyes.

Lu Fei excitedly said: "I want that outfit too, I really want it..."

Seeing that Luffy was about to run over, Sanji grabbed Luffy directly, he was really speechless about Lin Hai's virtue.

Those zombies who had reacted heard what Lin Hai said, but this guy still didn't say his name, and they were immediately annoyed.

"Asshole, are you here to make trouble?"

"Damn it, you actually look down on us zombies."

"That's right, let's go up together..."

After a while, all the zombies in the cemetery knelt in one place with tears streaming down their faces, while Lin Hai said in front of their eyes, "What are you doing? If you insist on doing something to me, do you still want to come?"

"No, no, no, I'm really sorry for taking action against you."

Luffy, who was sitting in one place, asked, "What are you doing here?"

The leader replied: "Well, we are zombies, so we are buried here, and then rot slowly."

"That's right, it's been rotting."

"Me too!"

Luffy was silent for a while, then asked, "Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, we dare not, I'm sorry, it's all true." The zombies replied in a cold sweat.

These guys are nothing more than being arranged here by Moria to scare the people who come in or do some intelligence. It's useless to ask, right?

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: "I said Luffy, you can't bully zombies, look at how cute they are, and they are full of love for life after death, just like the thick fog here, it can't be dispelled, it can't be dissipated. This is a man Their love for life, this is the romance of a man, love even after death..."

"The love of life?"

"Man's romance?"

"Love even after death?"

"Puff, woo ah..." Franky suddenly cried: "What a group of admirable zombies, woo woo, is this the romance of a man? Woo woo, I didn't cry, I I’m not crying, Ba Ga, don’t look this way, I’m not crying.”

(Puff is the sound of snot, not a laugh~)

Seeing Frankie like this, Lin Hai couldn't help twitching his eyes, this guy is actually more stealth than himself?What a miscalculation!

Sauron on the side couldn't help but said: "I said, can you control your emotions, don't lose control if you don't move."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Luffy, Lin Hai, Usopp, and Chopper mingling with those zombies.

"Romance, romance..."

Sauron said, "You bastards..."

Sanji patted his forehead and asked, "Should we stop here for the captain's virtue?"

"Hehehe." Robin chuckled and said, "I think this place is pretty good."

Luffy shouted: "Sanji, take it easy, the party is on..."

"Are you kidding me, you bastard..." Sanji and Zoro started fighting at the same time.

Unexpectedly, these zombies took out a colorful ball from nowhere, emitting all kinds of light, and hung him in the air, and then the cemetery turned into a karaoke hall...

"Again..."

"Bounce Chacha, Bounce Chacha..."

"Who is singing, warming the loneliness..."

"Brother, why don't you continue singing?"

"That's all I can say."

"..."

In fact, these zombies are subordinates of Abu Salom, who is one of the cadres of the Moria Pirates. He used his transparent fruit ability to sneak to the Thousand Miles of Sunshine, and wanted to do obscene acts, and was Lin Hai kicked him so hard that he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

But the group of pseudo-zombies in the cemetery didn't get the order, so they naturally had fun with Luffy and the others.

However, the cemetery here is not far from the castle, and those noises naturally spread to the ears of some people, making the quiet castle become lively...

........................