Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

"Yo ho ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho..."

A distant humming sound floated in this dark sea.

In order to scare Usopp before, everyone used the scariest scene they imagined in their hearts, and now this scene of his uncle really appeared in front of them.

The dilapidated big ship, the pirate flag of unknown age, was in pieces.These are nothing, the most important thing is that there is a skeleton standing on the railing of the broken ship, a moving skeleton!He holds a cup in his hand and a cane on his arm.

"..."

Nami immediately put her head in her hands, crying in horror, "What song is this?"

Usopp and Chopper had the same expression, "It's the boat song of the evil spirits! Don't listen, just plug your ears, you will be cursed!"

"what!!"

"Don't even bother the ghost talking to you. If you answer, you will be dragged into the sea. The evil spirit is looking for companions..."

"Ah..." Chopper quickly pulled off his hat and covered his eyes.

"..." Lin Hai on the side was really speechless, now he finally understands why Usopp is so timid, this guy not only has a rich imagination, but also has persecutory symptoms! !

After the initial shock, Sauron and Luffy quickly adjusted.

"If it's an enemy, kill him." Sauron said first.

Lin Hai said with great interest: "What's the point of chopping up the enemy, such a big ship, it's fun to chop it up!"

At this time, the skeleton with an exploding head on the big ship moved, and he sang: "Binks' fine wine, send it over..."

This kind of scene completely subverted reality, except for Lin Hai, everyone on the straw hat boat was shocked.

"Hey, hello." Lin Hai said speechlessly, "I'm back to my senses."

Luffy reacted and said, "Did you see that one just now? The skeleton is singing."

Lin Hai couldn't help but continued: "The skeleton is singing, warming up the loneliness, yo, Cheek is making noise, rub, what's the next song?"

Usopp said: "Is it time to sing now? Don't act like you have nothing to do with yourself, okay? Also, how could a skeleton sing? It's an auditory hallucination, an auditory hallucination."

"But." Lu Fei turned to look at Lin Hai and asked, "Did you hear that just now?"

Lin Hai nodded and said: "Yes, he sang the pirate song, but I think mine is the best song."

As he spoke, Lin Hai scratched his head and said, "How do you sing the lyrics below?"

With Lin Hai's affirmation, Lu Fei excitedly said: "Hey, let's go there? Go right away."

As he said that, Lu Fei said with bright eyes: "Sure enough, there are living skeletons, that's great."

"Wait." Sanji hurriedly pulled Luffy back.

After a lottery, Lin Hai, Luffy, Nami and Sanji went to the broken ship.

Nami lay on the deck and complained, "WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow(

Lin Hai laughed and said, "Don't worry, I will protect you."

Luffy on the side couldn't wait to ask: "Nami, are you still okay? Come quickly."

Nami said, "No, no, no..."

Lu Fei said speechlessly: "It's all said that I will go alone."

Sanji said, "No, what if you are so stupid that our ship is cursed?"

"Tch." Lin Hai said speechlessly, "A bunch of superstitious guys, curse? I even bless you."

Soon, Lu Fei and the others boarded the broken ship, staring at the skeleton.

"Hello, everyone." Skull said with a smile: "I was really rude just now. I saw everyone but didn't say hello. I was really shocked. I haven't seen a living person for decades.

I'm freaking out myself on this ship, come on, you're welcome, come in and we'll have a good chat. "

Animation belongs to animation, but seeing the real thing, Lin Hai couldn't help being amazed, but Lin Hai still said: "Luffy, what a nice skeleton, hello..."

Lu Fei excitedly said: "Leave these things alone, look, the skeleton with the afro is talking."

Sanji sighed, "Unbelievable!"

"Oh, oh, oh." The skeleton sighed: "What a beautiful lady, I am so happy when I see a beauty, although the skeleton has no eyes, yo ho ho..."

As he said that, the skeleton put the teacup in one place, then pulled down his bow tie, brushed his leather shoes by the way, walked up to Nami and asked, "Can I admire your underwear?"

"Dream!" Nami kicked over.

Lin Hai on the side raised his eyebrows, what is this guy's habit?If I remember correctly, when he was at Cake Island, he also asked the aunt of one of the Four Emperors the same way, right?

Hey, what a heavy taste...

At this time, Lin Hai put his arms around Nami's waist and said, "Smelly Skull, do you want me to show you why the pattern is so popular?"

"Tricks?" Everyone was confused.

"Hahaha..." Luffy, who was observing for a while, couldn't help laughing when he saw the virtue of the skeleton, and then asked, "I said, can you shit?"

Lin Hai was startled and said, "Why do you have a stronger taste than him?"

Sanji also got angry, "Lin Hai, quickly take your hands off Nami's waist, and don't we have a bunch of questions to ask?"

At this time, the skeleton stood up and said, "I can."

Sanji said, "Do we want to ask this question?"

Saying that, Sanji pointed to the skeleton and asked, "First of all, why do you only have..."

Lin Hai put Sanji's hand down and said, "Don't be so excited, you're too rude, and there's nothing wrong with us, why is it the same as interrogating a prisoner?"

At this time, Lu Fei approached the skeleton with a kind smile on his face and asked, "You, be my partner."

The skeleton replied: "Okay."

"Eh?"

"Hello..."

Sanji and Nami, who were on the side, suddenly panicked.

After a while, Wanli Sunshine boarded.

"Yo ho ho ho..." Skeleton lifted his hat, saluted Sauron and the others, and said, "Everyone, I will trouble you on this ship next, I am dead Brook, who only has a handful of bones left, please take care of him."

"Stop joking, what is this guy?"

Except for the four of Luffy, everyone shouted in unison.

Brook shrank his head, "Oh, oh, it's really harsh."

Lin Hai smiled and said: "Didn't I already introduce him, he is Bone Brook, everyone can't be so rude to Skull, be careful that he takes you away, hehehe..."

"Ah! Take, take away!!" Chopper and Usopp embraced each other in horror.

Unexpectedly, when Brook walked in front of Robin, Lin Hai, who had reacted, gave Brook a shudder, "Bastard, now you know what tricks are and why they are so popular!"

At this moment, Usopp held the cross and cautiously leaned forward, "You, you skeleton, hurry up, hurry up, the evil spirits will disperse..."

"Evil spirit? Where is the evil spirit?" Brook looked around.

Chopper and Usopp exclaimed, "It's you!"

"It's so noisy." Sauron said angrily, "Hey Luffy, what the hell is this guy?"

"Hehehe." Luffy said with a smile, "It's interesting, I already asked him to join us."

Sauron said angrily: "What is already, who will agree!"

With that said, Sauron turned his head and asked Lin Hai and the others: "Why did you go with Lu Fei? Isn't it just to stop him when he loses his nerve?"

Lin Hai spread his hands, pointed at Lu Fei and said, "The captain invited us, so we naturally listened to him."

"Yohoho..." Brook said as he walked towards the restaurant door, "Okay, don't be so excited, please go to the cabin for dinner."

"Who made you make the decision!" The crowd shouted.

"Hahaha." Luffy laughed and said, "It's really interesting..."

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