I am a god in Naruto
Chapter 36
Senju Tobirama and Hashirama were smelling the stench in the toilet, accepting the favor of many families in Konoha. On the other side, Uzumaki Mito had also returned to the Senju clan with the comfort of sleeping soundly.
Not only Uzumaki Mito came back with An Yi, but also saw that Hashirama had been found. Many Senju clan members had also returned, sitting at the table where the banquet had just been held, continuing to eat delicious food and chat.
"Mother-in-law, did Xiao Anyi use the blood inheritance limit to collapse again?"
Asuka, who was sitting at the main table waiting for Mito Uzumaki and An Yi to return, saw Mito Uzumaki coming with An Yi who was sleeping in his arms. She immediately thought of what happened at noon today and looked at An Yi distressedly.
"Alas! Hashirama keeps venting wildly. No matter what method he uses, it doesn't work. He can only let Xiao Anyi use the Blood Succession Limit again."
Uzumaki Mito glanced at An Yi in his arms and felt quite distressed.
From childhood to adulthood, Mito Uzumaki and Asuka never let An Yi feel a little wronged or hurt at all. They love them as much as they can, holding them in the palm of their hands for fear of falling, and holding them in their mouths for fear of melting.
But today, An Yi collapsed twice in just one day. The second time, he collapsed again without recovery.
"So is my father-in-law back to normal now?"
Asuka touched An Yi's head, who was sleeping soundly.
"Well~ Under the influence of Xiao Anyi's blood succession limit, Hashirama has returned to normal. Come, Yingzi, take Xiao Anyi back to rest! You have to take good care of Xiao Anyi."
Uzumaki Mito handed An Yi in his arms to Senju Sakurako who was standing aside, and asked her to take An Yi back to the house. It was already late at night, and although it was still summer, there was still a bit of a cool breeze in the middle of the night.
These ninjas are fine and strong, but An Yi, who is sleeping soundly, is not. Not only is he young, but his body is still exhausted.
After giving instructions to Senju Sakurako, Uzumaki Mito said to Asuka:
"Daughter-in-law, please go back quickly! You are still pregnant! You are about to give birth now, so don't catch a cold again."
"Okay, Aunt Mito, I'll take Xiao Anyi back first."
Although Senju Sakurako had not been with An Yi for a short time, she still felt very sorry for An Yi as she hugged the sleeping An Yi. After replying to Uzumaki Mito, she turned around and went home.
"Mother-in-law, I'm leaving first. I want to sleep with Xiao Anyi and Yingzi tonight."
Asuka is pregnant now and is usually very sleepy. She stayed up so late today and she was already sleepy.
"Go!"
Faced with Asuka's desire to sleep with An Yi, Uzumaki Mito did not object. After all, before An Yi awakened to the blood succession limit, Asuka also slept with An Yi.
Seeing that Uzumaki Mito agreed, Asuka followed Senju Sakurako, who was holding An Yi, with a big belly, and the two went home talking and laughing.
Only Uzumaki Mito was left present. Now that all the Senju clan members have not returned, this banquet cannot be broken up casually.
……
Time passed by half a month, and many things happened during this half month.
First of all, An Yi suffered from collapse caused by excessive use of the Blood Succession Limit for the second time. At six o'clock in the afternoon the next day, An Yi finally woke up slowly. This time he slept for almost a full day, leaving Senju Sakurako, Asuka and Uzumaki Mito and others were worried that something was wrong.
Now that half a month has passed, the backlash of comfort has lessened a lot, and I can now move around freely, but I will be exhausted after a short period of activity.
At the same time, An Yi often uses his ability to express his words in these days to conjure up some things that are not available in the ninja world, such as facial masks, cosmetics, snacks, cakes...
An Yi used his divine power to conjure these things. Instead of decreasing, his divine power increased. Because these things that were not available in the ninja world brought many emotions to others, such as surprise, curiosity, envy... These emotional values gave An Yi Converted many divine powers.
So An Yi discovered this good way to increase his divine power, and used his divine power to change things from time to time.
The second is the successful birth of the toilet. Because Hashirama was affected by An Yi, he ejaculated for ten hours. In order to avoid numbness in his legs, he built a platform with wooden escape. Later, people in Konoha often went to that toilet to admire the glorious deeds of the god of the ninja world. Visiting the public toilet made people in other villages think that this toilet was some kind of historical site.
However, after the enthusiastic popularization of knowledge by the Konoha villagers, these people also enthusiastically visited this toilet, so this toilet was overcrowded every day. For this reason, Tobirama, the Hokage's secretary, wanted to charge tickets for this toilet.
While visiting, they also discovered the wooden platform that Hashirama built with wooden tools. This may be due to fans' desire to imitate their idols. Many of Hashirama's fans asked carpenters in the Leaf Village to build a wooden platform and then put it on their own. On the pit at home.
This attempt is amazing. Sitting on this wooden platform is easier than squatting in a pit. The legs are not numb, and it is also convenient for refining chakra. For some ninjas who want to practice 24 hours a day, this wooden platform is really good. It fits them so well.
(For some ninjas below Chunin, refining chakra requires concentration. You always have to lean forward when squatting, and your legs tend to go numb as if there is a curse. This toilet is different. Some people sit in this toilet. It only takes a few hours to refine chakra, which makes people wonder what they are doing inside.)
Seeing how useful this wooden platform was, Konoha's carpenters began to make magical modifications in order to attract business.
A giant toilet with a diameter of one meter was customized for the Akimichi clan.
A two-in-one human-dog toilet customized for the dog-dog family.
A home-style toilet customized for those ninjas who are specially used to practice. Just sitting on the toilet can solve all your needs in a day except going out, eating, washing, practicing, and sleeping.
In addition to these, there are twin toilets (two toilets side by side.), cold war toilets (two toilets one behind the other, so that people in the cold war do not have to meet each other ←→.), warm toilets (two toilets facing each other →←.) …
Even the toilet manufacturing industry has become a major source of income for Konoha, and people from other villages keep coming to buy toilets.
As for imitations, although there are some, the business is not good. After all, Konoha's toilet is based on the first toilet created by the god of ninja world, Senju Hashirama, using Wooden as a template. It sounds like the toilet is orthodox.
Now that we've talked about the toilet, let's talk about stealing poop. After Hashirama and the other Konoha clan chiefs left, those who wanted to steal Hashirama's poop and sell it actually took action.
Not only did he use earth escape and submersible techniques to get it himself into the ground, he even used a precious seal scroll to store it.
After stealing, they went to the black market closest to Konoha overnight to sell it.
Not to mention, these Yoneda friends who were attracted by the god of the ninja world, Senju Hashirama, really sold for a good price, which was much more than what they earned from working hard to complete the task.
This further aroused their enthusiasm for stealing shit, and they created a group of seven people to steal rice fields. They also heard that they recently received a big order.
Recently An Yi awakened a new Blood Successor Limit and he used this Blood Successor Limit to make Hashirama ejaculate for ten hours. The news spread throughout the ninja world. Countless people in the Ninja World are very curious about An Yi's Blood Successor Limit.
The seven people who stole rice fields received a big order, which was to steal some comfortable rice fields.
Not only Uzumaki Mito came back with An Yi, but also saw that Hashirama had been found. Many Senju clan members had also returned, sitting at the table where the banquet had just been held, continuing to eat delicious food and chat.
"Mother-in-law, did Xiao Anyi use the blood inheritance limit to collapse again?"
Asuka, who was sitting at the main table waiting for Mito Uzumaki and An Yi to return, saw Mito Uzumaki coming with An Yi who was sleeping in his arms. She immediately thought of what happened at noon today and looked at An Yi distressedly.
"Alas! Hashirama keeps venting wildly. No matter what method he uses, it doesn't work. He can only let Xiao Anyi use the Blood Succession Limit again."
Uzumaki Mito glanced at An Yi in his arms and felt quite distressed.
From childhood to adulthood, Mito Uzumaki and Asuka never let An Yi feel a little wronged or hurt at all. They love them as much as they can, holding them in the palm of their hands for fear of falling, and holding them in their mouths for fear of melting.
But today, An Yi collapsed twice in just one day. The second time, he collapsed again without recovery.
"So is my father-in-law back to normal now?"
Asuka touched An Yi's head, who was sleeping soundly.
"Well~ Under the influence of Xiao Anyi's blood succession limit, Hashirama has returned to normal. Come, Yingzi, take Xiao Anyi back to rest! You have to take good care of Xiao Anyi."
Uzumaki Mito handed An Yi in his arms to Senju Sakurako who was standing aside, and asked her to take An Yi back to the house. It was already late at night, and although it was still summer, there was still a bit of a cool breeze in the middle of the night.
These ninjas are fine and strong, but An Yi, who is sleeping soundly, is not. Not only is he young, but his body is still exhausted.
After giving instructions to Senju Sakurako, Uzumaki Mito said to Asuka:
"Daughter-in-law, please go back quickly! You are still pregnant! You are about to give birth now, so don't catch a cold again."
"Okay, Aunt Mito, I'll take Xiao Anyi back first."
Although Senju Sakurako had not been with An Yi for a short time, she still felt very sorry for An Yi as she hugged the sleeping An Yi. After replying to Uzumaki Mito, she turned around and went home.
"Mother-in-law, I'm leaving first. I want to sleep with Xiao Anyi and Yingzi tonight."
Asuka is pregnant now and is usually very sleepy. She stayed up so late today and she was already sleepy.
"Go!"
Faced with Asuka's desire to sleep with An Yi, Uzumaki Mito did not object. After all, before An Yi awakened to the blood succession limit, Asuka also slept with An Yi.
Seeing that Uzumaki Mito agreed, Asuka followed Senju Sakurako, who was holding An Yi, with a big belly, and the two went home talking and laughing.
Only Uzumaki Mito was left present. Now that all the Senju clan members have not returned, this banquet cannot be broken up casually.
……
Time passed by half a month, and many things happened during this half month.
First of all, An Yi suffered from collapse caused by excessive use of the Blood Succession Limit for the second time. At six o'clock in the afternoon the next day, An Yi finally woke up slowly. This time he slept for almost a full day, leaving Senju Sakurako, Asuka and Uzumaki Mito and others were worried that something was wrong.
Now that half a month has passed, the backlash of comfort has lessened a lot, and I can now move around freely, but I will be exhausted after a short period of activity.
At the same time, An Yi often uses his ability to express his words in these days to conjure up some things that are not available in the ninja world, such as facial masks, cosmetics, snacks, cakes...
An Yi used his divine power to conjure these things. Instead of decreasing, his divine power increased. Because these things that were not available in the ninja world brought many emotions to others, such as surprise, curiosity, envy... These emotional values gave An Yi Converted many divine powers.
So An Yi discovered this good way to increase his divine power, and used his divine power to change things from time to time.
The second is the successful birth of the toilet. Because Hashirama was affected by An Yi, he ejaculated for ten hours. In order to avoid numbness in his legs, he built a platform with wooden escape. Later, people in Konoha often went to that toilet to admire the glorious deeds of the god of the ninja world. Visiting the public toilet made people in other villages think that this toilet was some kind of historical site.
However, after the enthusiastic popularization of knowledge by the Konoha villagers, these people also enthusiastically visited this toilet, so this toilet was overcrowded every day. For this reason, Tobirama, the Hokage's secretary, wanted to charge tickets for this toilet.
While visiting, they also discovered the wooden platform that Hashirama built with wooden tools. This may be due to fans' desire to imitate their idols. Many of Hashirama's fans asked carpenters in the Leaf Village to build a wooden platform and then put it on their own. On the pit at home.
This attempt is amazing. Sitting on this wooden platform is easier than squatting in a pit. The legs are not numb, and it is also convenient for refining chakra. For some ninjas who want to practice 24 hours a day, this wooden platform is really good. It fits them so well.
(For some ninjas below Chunin, refining chakra requires concentration. You always have to lean forward when squatting, and your legs tend to go numb as if there is a curse. This toilet is different. Some people sit in this toilet. It only takes a few hours to refine chakra, which makes people wonder what they are doing inside.)
Seeing how useful this wooden platform was, Konoha's carpenters began to make magical modifications in order to attract business.
A giant toilet with a diameter of one meter was customized for the Akimichi clan.
A two-in-one human-dog toilet customized for the dog-dog family.
A home-style toilet customized for those ninjas who are specially used to practice. Just sitting on the toilet can solve all your needs in a day except going out, eating, washing, practicing, and sleeping.
In addition to these, there are twin toilets (two toilets side by side.), cold war toilets (two toilets one behind the other, so that people in the cold war do not have to meet each other ←→.), warm toilets (two toilets facing each other →←.) …
Even the toilet manufacturing industry has become a major source of income for Konoha, and people from other villages keep coming to buy toilets.
As for imitations, although there are some, the business is not good. After all, Konoha's toilet is based on the first toilet created by the god of ninja world, Senju Hashirama, using Wooden as a template. It sounds like the toilet is orthodox.
Now that we've talked about the toilet, let's talk about stealing poop. After Hashirama and the other Konoha clan chiefs left, those who wanted to steal Hashirama's poop and sell it actually took action.
Not only did he use earth escape and submersible techniques to get it himself into the ground, he even used a precious seal scroll to store it.
After stealing, they went to the black market closest to Konoha overnight to sell it.
Not to mention, these Yoneda friends who were attracted by the god of the ninja world, Senju Hashirama, really sold for a good price, which was much more than what they earned from working hard to complete the task.
This further aroused their enthusiasm for stealing shit, and they created a group of seven people to steal rice fields. They also heard that they recently received a big order.
Recently An Yi awakened a new Blood Successor Limit and he used this Blood Successor Limit to make Hashirama ejaculate for ten hours. The news spread throughout the ninja world. Countless people in the Ninja World are very curious about An Yi's Blood Successor Limit.
The seven people who stole rice fields received a big order, which was to steal some comfortable rice fields.
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