I am a god in Naruto

In this way, after several people laughed several times, they finally calmed down.

"Xiao Anyi, can you still use the Blood Succession Limit?"

Senju Tobirama asked again, he knew that now only An Yi could block Hashirama's anus and prevent him from flowing into a river.

"Uncle Tobirama, I can give it a try. I don't know how it will work out."

An Yi took another sip of coke, chewed a mouthful of prawns, and plucked up the courage to say that he was still frightened by the backlash that came with using the verbal method this morning, but now that he has more magical power than in the morning, there should be a backlash. A little more relaxed than in the morning.

"Okay, I'll take you to try it first."

Qianju Tojian has no good solution now, so he can only let An Yi try it.

It has been almost ten hours since Hashirama fell into a state of collapse. If he waits for An Yi to recover before treating Hashirama, then Hashirama doesn't know if he can survive until then.

Don't let Hashirama become the first ninja god to die because he couldn't control his excretion.

In this case, the Senju clan will become a joke to the entire ninja world. When outsiders meet the Senju clan in the future, the first thing they think of is, look, their clan leader pooped to death.

"That's all we can do, Yingzi, come here and give me little Anyi."

Uzumaki Mito was also a little helpless now. He took An Yi from Senju Sakurako's arms, hugged him and prepared to go with Tobirama to rescue Hashirama who was imprisoned in the toilet.

Uzumaki Mito knows Tobirama very well and knows that if this matter does not require An Yi to solve it, he will not come to An Yi. He will treat this matter as an experiment and solve it through his own research.

"Okay then! Sister-in-law, let's go!"

Senju Tobirama nodded and prepared to launch the Flying Thunder God to take Uzumaki Mito and An Yi to the toilet where Hashirama was trapped.

"Ah."

Uzumaki Mito held An Yi in one hand and put his other hand on Senju Tobirama's shoulder.

Swish... with a sound.

Only Senju Sakurako, Asuka and others were left present. They looked at each other and couldn't help bursting into laughter.

"Keke... I can't do it anymore, Sister Asuka, don't look at me."

"Giggle... Sakurako, please hold back your laughter first."

"Giggle...Asuka sister, when you look at me, I want to laugh."

"Keke...okay, okay, I won't look at you, so don't laugh."

……

After a few people finally stopped, they paused for a minute. Then someone thought of it again and started laughing. In the blink of an eye, the laughter infected everyone present.

"Who is it? It's so annoying, it's hard to hold it back."

"Giggle...Asuka sister, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, please stop laughing, you still have a baby in your belly!"

……

On the other side, An Yi and Uzumaki Mito, led by Senju Tobirama Flying Thunder God, appeared in the Hokage Building.

Then the three of them rushed towards the toilet where Hashirama was trapped.

There were ninjas from major families everywhere on the road, on the roads, on the houses, on the trees, everywhere.

These ninjas all came after hearing the news that Senju Hashirama, now the number one in the ninja world, was trapped in the toilet and could not get out due to incontinent excretion.

"Hey~ Do you think the news about Hashirama-sama being trapped in the front toilet because he kept pooping is true or false? Hashirama-sama is the god of the ninja world!"

"Hiss~ I think it's true. Think about it, just now the clan leaders asked us to look for Mr. Hashirama. We searched for an hour but there was still no sign of him. Then the clan leaders suddenly announced that there was no need to look for him anymore, and then they all went to the front together. The toilet in front of you, isn’t this just the same as finding Hashirama-sama in the toilet in front.”

"Zi Zhen~ The toilet in front is really special. It was the toilet where the god of the ninja world stayed. There was a pit where the god of the ninja world squatted. There was a god of the ninja world in the pit..."

"What do you want to do?"

"You said that if I sell the rice fields of the God of Ninja World, will anyone buy it?"

"Fuck~ Brother, you are so perverted, how did you come up with this idea? Don't you have any special hobbies?"

"Fuck you~ I didn't. I just went to the black market some time ago and saw someone collecting Hashirama-sama's things at high prices. My wife just gave birth to a baby recently. My wife doesn't have enough milk. I want to make some money for milk powder for the baby. .”

"Ahem~ In that case...Brother, take me with you. I recently spent all my money on the tea house."

"Well, add me too! But does Hashirama-sama pull so many?"

"You are short-sighted. Who is Hashirama-sama? He is the god of the ninja world. He is so much stronger than us, and his excretion must be that much stronger than us."

"Brother, do you mean that the reason why Lord Hashirama is so strong is because he can pull more than us?"

"..."

……

(Perhaps Hashirama never dreamed that there would be people stealing shit. In the future, a kind of professional shit thieves would emerge, specializing in stealing the shit of powerful ninjas or those with blood inheritance limits. In order to steal shit, they developed various useful tools. A shit-stealing ninjutsu.

Later generations called it shit escape. )

An Yi, Uzumaki Mito and Senju Tobirama were walking among the crowd and heard the comments around them.

The comfort in Uzumaki Mito's arms was quite good. He was still young and had a carefree personality. He didn't think too much about it. He just felt that there were many people present and it was very lively.

The same cannot be said for Uzumaki Mito and Senju Tobirama. One is Hashirama's brother and the other is Hashirama's wife. Facing these comments, they just feel very embarrassed.

While listening to these criticisms, the three of them continued walking forward, and soon came to the toilet where Hashirama was trapped.

There aren't any of the previous criticisms around here, because the restroom is surrounded by Senju tribesmen. These tribesmen are just as embarrassed as Uzumaki Mito and Senju Tobirama. They stand there not knowing what to do and can only remain silent.

"Mito, Tobirama, you guys brought Xiao An Yi here. How does Xiao An Yi feel? Can you still use the Blood Succession Limit on your uncle Hashirama?"

Senju Tong was standing at the door of this public toilet. When she saw Uzumaki Mito walking towards An Yi, she immediately became energetic and looked at An Yi expectantly.

He also felt very embarrassed, especially now that the heads of the major families in Konoha were collectively staying in the toilet, studying how to stop Hashirama from excreting.

"Grandpa Tong, I can try."

An Yi, who was staying in Uzumaki Mito's arms, said with a serious face.

Although he thought this incident was funny before, when he saw the embarrassed expressions of so many Senju people present, he noticed something and was embarrassed to laugh again.

"Okay! Xiao Mito, go in with Xiao Anyi! Let Xiao Anyi try it. If it doesn't work, don't force it. Let's think of another way."

Senju Tong was a little helpless. This was the first time he had encountered such a thing in his long life. He had never heard of it before.

"Okay, Uncle Tong."

Uzumaki Mito's face was now red with embarrassment, and he didn't want to say anything more, so he walked into the public toilet with An Yi in his arms.