I am a god in Naruto

In the Thousand Hands Clan, in Hashirama's home, in a comfortable room.

Uzumaki Mito suddenly opened the door of the comfortable room, walked in, patted his chest, and breathed heavily with lingering fear.

"Mother-in-law, what's wrong with you? Did something happen outside?"

Asuka, who was breastfeeding little Tsunade, saw Uzumaki Mito's posture and asked in confusion.

"Yes, yes, Aunt Mito, what's wrong with you?"

An Yi, who was playing arcade games, heard Asuka's question. Seeing Uzumaki Mito's appearance, he also asked curiously.

"Something happened at the ninja school. The scene was very disturbing..."

Uzumaki Mito thought of what he had seen before, the villagers of Konoha having a shit fight, and suddenly felt a strong feeling of vomiting.

"Really? Let me go and have a look."

After hearing what Uzumaki Mito said, An Yi thought that the plan to blow up the ninja school was successful. He was very happy and prepared to go and see this happy thing.

"Xiao Anyi, you better not go."

Uzumaki Mito looked complicated and told An Yi that she had already been disgusted once and didn't want An Yi to be disgusted like her again.

However, An Yi did not listen to her dissuasion, and directly pulled Connor, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, out of the room quickly, preparing to rush to the ninja school.

But as soon as he walked out of the room, he looked up in the direction of the ninja school.

An Yi and Connor quickly gave up the idea of ​​going to the ninja school to see the current situation.

In the direction of the ninja school, a gradually weakening golden juice fountain with a height of five to sixty meters was still erupting.

After such a long time, the golden juice that Konoha had accumulated for so long has almost been exhausted.

The golden juice fountain is about to stop.

An Yi and Connor returned to their room, with the same complicated look on their faces as Mito Uzumaki.

This made Asuka also curious, so she stopped breastfeeding little Tsunade and went out to check the situation.

After a while, she also returned to the room, with the same look on her face as everyone in the room.

"The sewer pipe of the Ninja School exploded."

Asuka kept thinking about the scene she just saw in her mind, feeling as if a stench was emerging in the air.

Facing Asuka's words, everyone in the room nodded in agreement.

Uzumaki Mito did not tell anyone about the large group of people having a shit fight under the golden juice fountain in the ninja school.

She felt that it would be better for her to bear such a disgusting thing alone and silently.

……

An hour later, the golden juice fountain in the Ninja School had completely stopped erupting.

All the villagers in Konoha, who were having a fierce shit fight, also woke up one after another.

His movements were stiff, and he thought about what he had just done, and suddenly felt ashamed to see others.

When the shit fight just started, they did participate because of their own anger, but after fighting for such a long time, it was not because of anger, but because of happiness.

Under the influence of their subconscious mind, they treat the shit fight as a mud fight, and they have a great time playing it. .

The villagers who reacted looked around. Behind a circle of Earth Escape and Earth Formation Walls, there were those who were watching the excitement, those who were clean, and the other villagers.

Thinking back to how their bodies were almost covered in golden juice just now, they suddenly felt many emotions highlighted in their minds one by one, the first being severe embarrassment.

This was followed by severe nausea, vomiting, and finally severe fainting.

Soon, all the villagers present who had participated in the shit fight began to vomit violently while holding on to the earthen wall surrounding them.

And while vomiting, the clean ninjas outside used water escape to wash away their bodies.

"Nara Shikako, I'm not finished with you."

The eight-year-old child, who looked like a 48-year-old child, was vomiting and had a fierce look on his face, speaking harsh words to Nara Shikako.

In his opinion, with his current appearance being watched by so many villagers, it is already difficult to find the one he likes, so Nara Shikako hates him for taking away his wife!

If he doesn't want to have a child in the future, he can only beg from those 40-year-old aunts, and they will help him give birth to offspring. When he thinks of this, he...

"Fuck you, I haven't settled the score with you yet. Just wait for me. I will definitely use my hero status to punish you people afterwards."

Nara Shikako is now staring fiercely at the ninja school students around him, saying harsh words. He may never forget what he experienced in that hour. miserable times.

That was his last psychological shadow, his memory being viewed and played out by the sea of ​​flowers in the mountains.

"Okay, don't you want to teach me a lesson? I'll teach you a lesson now."

Hearing what Nara Shikamako said, the eight-year-old child who looked like a 48-year-old child became completely angry. He vomited and started to attack Nara Shikakoko in a series of attacks.

Faced with this blow, it was difficult for Nara Shikako to make an effective counterattack, so he could only hold his head and receive the beating. After all, the person who beat him was a person with natural divine power and a unique talent in physical skills!

Seeing how happy the child was beating, other children around him came over and started beating the Nara deer calf while vomiting.

Seeing the younger members of their family being beaten, at first some Nara tribe members wanted to intervene and rescue Nara Shikako.

But in the end, under the dissuasion of Nara Shikaku, they still did not intervene in the matter. They just stood outside the earth formation wall and watched Nara Shikko being beaten.

Although they didn't know what happened, when they saw so many people beating Nara Shikako, they quickly guessed with their IQ that Nara Shikako must have done something, something that caused natural disasters and people's resentment.

So after confirming that Nara Deer Calf's life was not in danger, they decided to listen to Nara Deer Antler's words and watch the matter coldly.

Seeing Nara Kako being beaten so miserably, Nara Kako wiped the unnecessary cold sweat from his forehead, secretly hoping that these people would not turn their anger on Nara Kako after teaching him a lesson.

At this time, Tobirama also returned to this place, standing next to Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, who had black hair, looking at Izuna who was standing not far in front of him with a complex expression, and Susanoo's body had been dyed golden yellow.

Hashirama and Uchiha Madara have already listened to Tobirama's story and know that Izuna is the first and only person to come up from the ground.

Moreover, he had already entered the underground before the explosion. It is difficult not to think that what is happening now has a lot to do with Izuna.