I am a god in Naruto

"Uh... this, that, let me think about it carefully, what should I do? What should I do? Um... hiss..."

When Nara Shikako saw so many people looking at him, he could only use all kinds of rubbish words to delay his thinking.

It's not that he hasn't thought about this problem these days, but he hasn't thought of a good solution.

Although the students and teachers will leave the Ninja School after school, the Ninja School Guard will still arrange a night shift team to patrol the Ninja School at night.

"This problem is easy to solve, but not easy to solve."

Nara Deer Antler stood in the center of the crowd, his left arm crossed his chest, his right arm rested on his left arm, he lowered his head and touched his chin with his hand, and spoke his conclusion.

"So, Deer Antler, have you already figured out a solution?"

Hearing what Nara Shikaku said, everyone present became excited again, waiting with bright eyes for Nara Shikko to tell him the solution he had come up with.

"The way to get everyone in the Ninja School to leave the Ninja School is very simple. All we have to do is pretend to be sick. Of course, pretending to be sick as in the past won't work. We have to pretend to be a very special kind of illness."

Nara Shikong Antler directly stated his solution, and continued without waiting for others to ask:

"This special disease is poisoning! As long as some of us show symptoms of poisoning, and then the rest of us publicize that the Ninja School is poisonous, then for the sake of our own safety and the purpose of protecting us, the Ninja School The teachers and escorts will definitely leave with us, so that the ninja school will definitely be empty, and then we will be able to..."

After a short period of thinking, Nara Antler came up with such an idea.

Everyone present looked at each other, and then started discussing.

"I think it's a good idea, and it sounds like it has a good chance of success."

"Nara Shikong is indeed the smartest Nara clan of this generation, and he came up with a solution in just a few minutes."

"We'll wait for the compliments. Now that time is running out, let's first think about how to fake the symptoms of poisoning, and it's best if the symptoms are exactly the same."

"How about allergies? I'm allergic to eggs. When I eat eggs, I get red spots all over my body and have trouble breathing..."

"You can try it, but not many people are allergic to eggs, right?"

"I'm allergic to milk. I'll go into a coma when I drink milk. I didn't know it when I was a child. My mother would give me milk every time I cried."

"I...I am allergic to women. Whenever I come into contact with women's sweat, tears...all kinds of things containing estrogen, large blue spots will appear wherever I come in contact."

"Brother, how did you survive as a child?"

"What a coincidence! I am allergic to men, and my condition is very similar to yours. I am exposed to things containing male hormones, which will cause a lot of disgusting spots to appear in the places I come in contact with."

"You two are such a perfect match! No...not a perfect match, but natural enemies..."

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Finally, after intense discussion, it was decided to let some people whose allergic symptoms were not too severe be exposed to their own allergens and use their allergic symptoms to disguise poisoning.

"Now that everything has been decided, let's start right away."

After discussing everything, Nara Shikako happily announced the implementation of the plan.

Afterwards, everyone went back to the cafeteria and had a pre-war mobilization meal. After the bell rang, they all returned to their respective classes.

Waiting for the students' allergies to appear, they immediately started spreading rumors, pretending to be panicked, and ran outside the ninja school.

In the class run by Senju Wutong, Nara Shikong sat in his seat seriously, listening carefully to Senju Wutong's lecture in front of him.

Just 5 minutes after class time, there was a sudden "bang..." sound.

Everyone in the classroom looked towards the source of the sound and saw a child with bulging veins on his face and foaming at the mouth. He curled up and fell to the ground. He covered his neck with his hands and kept struggling.

"Xiaoguang, what's wrong with you? What happened? Don't be afraid, the teacher will take you to the school infirmary right now."

Qianshou Wutong, who was writing something on the blackboard, followed the sound and noticed the child's appearance. He used a teleportation technique to come to the child and asked the child with concern on his face what happened. What happened?

Just when Senju Wutong was about to take the child named Xiaoguang to the school infirmary for treatment, there was another "bang..." sound.

Everyone looked towards the source of the sound again and saw another child, curled up and struggling on the ground.

Seeing something happen again, Senju Wutong immediately realized that something was wrong. He was about to create a shadow clone and took the child to the school infirmary for treatment.

A very noisy sound of panic came from outside the classroom.

"Run quickly, the poison is spreading in the school, and many people have been poisoned."

"Ah...it's so scary! Mom, I want to go home."

"Everyone, run outside the school quickly..."

"Help, I'm still so young, I don't want to die yet."

"Xiaomei, before I die, I have something to say to you, iloveyou, I fell in love with you at first sight on the first day of school, but I have been shy and dare not confess. Now I am about to die, can you agree to be me? Girlfriend?"

"Add me, Xiaomei, I like you too, and I also want to be your boyfriend..."

"You big-headed idiots! Can you stop having so much drama! Why don't you run out of the school quickly!"

"I don't! If you don't promise me, Xiaomei, my life will be meaningless. I would rather wait here to die than linger in a world without you."

"Fuck you! If you want to die, just wait here by yourself! I'll run away first."

"There's nothing wrong with my eyes, right? Was that Xiaomei just now? Are you sure it's not Xiaoguan?"

"I didn't expect that Xiaomei had been disguising herself. She was actually a violent woman."

"Oh~ I love you even more..."

……

Upon hearing the information contained in these voices, Senju Wutong's expression changed, and he immediately used the shadow clone technique to create a large number of shadow clones. Each of them picked up a student and rushed out of the ninja school with them all.

Within the scope of the ninja school, there are many teachers who have done the same thing as Senju Wutong.

The school security team also separated into a large number of shadow clones and rushed into the ninja school to carefully search for any missing students.