Pirates: The Life of a Salted Fish Broken by Roger

"I came to talk to you. After all, you only have my friend. If I don't come to you, no one will play with you."

Caesar smirked unscrupulously, and his words were full of childish cunning. It seemed that his words were very kind, but in fact they contained a lot of ridicule.

"It turns out to be Master Caesar, please come inside."

The butler seemed to like Caesar very much and warmly invited him in.

"Did you make the history teacher unhappy again today?" Caesar asked unabashedly, and then gloated.

"I heard that the old man was so angry that he almost jumped up. Hahahaha, I can already imagine how funny that scene was. You did a great job. I have long disliked that old man."

Caesar used that weird smile to let out a burst of laughter, and then the laughter suddenly stopped, looking as if he had never laughed before.

"I just asked a wonderful question." Vegapunk still hasn't discovered the reason why the history teacher is angry.

"No one knows you better than me, Vegapunk. You can always inadvertently offend the most fragile heartstrings in people's hearts. But your nonsense has no way to frustrate me, because I am the person who knows you best. Ha ha ha ha!"

Caesar raised a finger and smiled arrogantly and arrogantly.

"Caesar, your laughter is like the braying of a donkey."

Vegapunk said sharply.

Bang!

The sound of self-esteem shattering to the ground burst out from Caesar's heart.

"What did you say? A donkey brays! Ah! It's actually a donkey's bray. You actually called my elegant gentleman's laughter a donkey's bray!"

Caesar screamed wildly, his sharp voice wishing to pierce the night sky above his head, and then he suddenly became quiet again.

"Um...what the hell is a donkey?"

Caesar approached Bega Punk and asked lightly with a cunning look on his face.

"Like a horse, but a little smaller than a horse. The ears are very cute."

Vegapunk explained to him calmly.

"Ah! How scary!" Caesar held his face and shouted in a serious manner, and then pointed at him in a serious manner.

"Vegapunk, please remember, you are the only one who cannot laugh at me. It doesn't matter if everyone else does."

"Uh-huh?"

Vegapunk nodded.

"That's what you came here to talk about?" he continued.

"Not entirely." Caesar waved his hand and took out a package from his body.

"Here." He opened the package carefully and handed the contents to Bega Punk.

"What is this?" he asked.

"Of course it's the most delicious thing in the world!" Caesar gave a thumbs up, and his usually gloomy smile had a ray of sunshine.

"This looks like fruit, but it's so weird." Vegapunk put the thing Caesar handed him in his hand and played with it.

It was something like an apple, but the only difference was that there was a strange pattern carved on the skin.

What he was holding in his hand was a Devil Fruit, but these two people didn't know it yet.

"Try it quickly. I stole this from my father's laboratory. Dad usually hides delicious things like snacks. This thing is even more precious to him. It must be very delicious, so I I stole it for you."

Caesar said proudly, standing upright as if he were a dragon-slaying warrior.

Vegapunk had no desire to eat at all. Instead, he played with the devil fruit in his hand, curiosity trumping everything.

"Hey! I'm leaving, why don't you take the opportunity to say thank you before I leave?" Caesar said arrogantly.

"Yeah, you're welcome." Vegapunk raised his head and answered him unceremoniously in the calmest voice.

"I'm not thanking you, it's you thanking me..." Caesar instantly withdrew his body mid-sentence, regained his usual calmness, and waved his hands as he said.

"Forget it, I'm the only one who can tolerate you."

Vegapunk had not listened to him for a long time, but was staring curiously at the devil fruit in his hand.

"Hello!" He couldn't help but greet the fruit in his hands.

……

The next day, Lin Yu was awakened by the moist sunshine in the morning and stood up from under the stone pillar.

Watching the town wake up in the still weak sunlight, an inexplicably familiar feeling stung Lin Yu.

It's like being on the original island for a moment.

"Really, the drunkenness last night hasn't dissipated yet? This kind of confused feeling comes out."

Lin Yu couldn't help but pat his head, trying to get the stinging feeling of nostalgia out of his mind.

There are more people on the streets and there are signs of recovery everywhere in the town.

Lin Yu also raised his feet and walked forward with the pace of the sun.

He came to the beach and walked alone along the coast. The shadows were under his feet, swaying wantonly with the diffuse sunshine in the morning.

Seagulls flew low in the distance, and their screams were extremely shrill.

Lin Yu stopped and looked in the direction of the sea and sky, recalling the people he met last night.

"Vegapunk? We unexpectedly met here. He is a huge genius. How to guide him." Lin Yu murmured slowly as if following the lines.

"Tch! Who do you think you are? It's ridiculous that you want to interfere with other people's hearts."

Finally, Lin Yu smiled self-deprecatingly, turned his back to the sun, and left the gradually warming coast.

When night falls again.

Lin Yu held up his wine glass and walked on the deserted street.

I've been drinking a lot lately, which is not a good habit. While Lin Yu was thinking about it, he picked up the bottle and took a sip.

When we arrived at the agreed place, it was still early, and the dusk was still lingering on the western horizon.

The night wind was a bit biting, but it was just right for Lin Yu, who was drinking.

Later, a couple walked there.

The two talked about endless love words. At first, Lin Yu had wine in the bottle, and he could use alcohol to cover up those ambiguous words.

But when the wine in the bottle bottomed out, words of love poured into his ears like a curse, and they couldn't stop it.

"Trouble, this is the place I chose first. If you want to kiss me, how about changing to another place?"

Lin Yu said willfully and politely.

The couple glanced at Lin Yu seriously, and then walked away. As they walked away, they did not forget to add: "Single."

When the moon came out, Bega Punk's figure rushed into his eyes.

He saw him clenching his fists and looking excited, as if he owned the whole world before he came here.

"Friend, I didn't expect you to be waiting for me here. I'm sorry for being late." Vegapunk said respectfully.

This apology came out of his mouth, as if he was not asking for forgiveness from others.

"Look, what is this?" Vegapunk carefully took out something from his body.

"Devil Fruit!" Lin Yu blurted out.