Pirates: The Life of a Salted Fish Broken by Roger

"Today the tavern opens with a big bonus, all the wine can be drank for free!"

"Xiao Ai, is it true?"

"Of course."

"Hahahaha! Then I will drink until dawn."

……

On a small island shrouded in sunshine, Xiao Ai stood under her tavern, with her hands in front of her, head tilted, and a smile on her face.

Lin Yu stood on a small boat, facing the island across the sea.

Suddenly, shells struck from all directions, and the island was instantly plunged into a sea of ​​fire.

The beautiful picture was swept into the ruthless flames and devoured.

The sky went from cloudless to overcast.

The sunshine, the island and the tavern all disappeared in an instant, leaving only Xiao Ai's smiling face lingering in the distance.

"Please live freely and happily..."

In the end, only these faint words floated in Lin Yu's mind.

"Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai..."

Lin Yu screamed heartbreakingly, and then suddenly opened his eyes.

All he saw before him was the blue sea, and he was lying on a wooden board, drifting for who knows how long.

Cross the calm zone and experience vortex storms.

He thought of everything, and finally said to himself disappointedly and happily: "Fortunately, it turned out to be a dream."

"Xiao Ai, she must be a very cute girl!" Fujitora's voice suddenly broke into his ears quietly.

"Master! Are you okay?" Lin Yu then noticed Fujitora beside him, and Bucky, who was dragging Fujitora limply.

"We saved a life, took a trip to hell and came back the same way."

Fujitora responded with profound words.

"You said Xiao Ai, haha, the wine she makes is delicious, that's all."

The corners of Lin Yu's mouth twitched, revealing a happy smile.

"Trouble is, at this critical moment of life and death, stop discussing women, you two bastards."

Bucky lay weakly on the board, his lower body floating in the seawater, which made him feel uncomfortable.

"That's right, we haven't escaped from hell yet! If we float like this, we will die."

Fujitora analyzed calmly and reasonably, but his current reasonable analysis is particularly hateful.

"Blind man, you don't need to explain, I understand!" Bucky said viciously, unable to get excited.

"It seems like a ship is coming." Lin Yu said drowsily, looking ahead.

"What! Where?" Bucky's head popped like a spring, looking ahead desperately.

However, the sea was empty, not even a seagull.

"Oops! I was dazzled and saw the wrong thing." Lin Yu closed his eyes and changed his words.

"Asshole, I doubt you did it on purpose."

Bucky glared at him fiercely. If it weren't for the inconvenience now, he would definitely take action.

"It's here, it seems to be a pretty big ship." Fujitora raised his head, pointed in one direction, and said in a low and sure voice.

"Hey! You just shamelessly picked up that bastard after he finished playing with you! Do you think I will still believe it?"

Bucky shouted with spittle flying everywhere.

But just as he finished speaking, the familiar sound of ships cutting through the waves came over.

I saw a luxurious sea restaurant approaching slowly like a behemoth.

"It's really a huge ship! Wow, it looks very luxurious. Blind man, you are quite capable! Hahahaha!"

Bucky kept patting Fujitora on the back in excitement, and immediately changed his face and praised him.

The three of them used their last strength and swam towards the suddenly appeared restaurant on the sea.

At this time, in the sea restaurant, although it was broad daylight, the lights were still bright. Although it was not a meal, there were still people coming and going. Noble gentlemen, elegant women, and strong sea warriors made it very lively.

"Hey! Is this the famous restaurant on the sea? You are using this kind of garbage to fool customers! How outrageous!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of a plate slamming to the ground was heard, instantly alarming everyone in the restaurant.

I saw a man with a small beard, sharp eyes as if squeezed by a door, and a long and flat figure. He didn't look like a good guy whether he looked horizontally or vertically, and he said viciously.

"This man is... Pirate Brand!"

"What! Is that Brand, who has a thousand pirate crews under his command?"

"Yes, it's him. With that unique figure and an unforgettable appearance, it must be him!"

"Run, run, this guy can't be offended by anyone except the navy."

People in the restaurant talked a lot, and finally they all walked out of the restaurant quickly as if they were running away.

Suddenly, only a handful of people were left in the restaurant.

Among the few people left in the restaurant, there were several restaurant waiters, but they looked at me and pushed you, but they didn't dare to go forward to negotiate with Brand.

"If you don't work, what are you doing here?" A middle-aged waiter came over and asked several waiters who were pushing around.

"Mr. Ross, Pirate Brand is making a scene in the restaurant! Go and have a look."

When the waiter saw this middle-aged man, he said as if he was seeing a savior.

"Let me solve it." Ross agreed calmly.

Ross has been working in offshore restaurants for half his life and has dealt with all kinds of people. He knows what methods to use with different people, especially when it comes to dealing with troublesome customers. He has always been good at it.

"Sir, I'm really sorry. Because our mistake has caused you a lot of trouble, we will give you a free meal. If you want to eat something else, don't worry. Whatever you order, our restaurant will give you a free meal." , to make up for our mistakes.”

Rose's words were rigorous, and his polite and comfortable words came out of his mouth smoothly. Most people would be very willing to cooperate after hearing such words.

But the treacherous pirate leader Brand didn't accept this trick at all, and he stared at Rose closely with his small eyes.

"Do you just want to use this trick to get rid of me?" As he spoke, Brand crossed his legs on the dining table and swayed leisurely, as if he would never give up.

Even Rose, who was experienced in dealing with this kind of thing, was a little frightened by Brand's eyes at this moment, and he couldn't help but have large beads of sweat on his forehead. This was simply unprecedented.

"Then these gentlemen, you might as well tell us what you want to do."

Ross still pretended to be calm, but when he said this, he felt very unsure.

"You ask me what I want to do? Then I will tell you with great mercy that I will smash your offshore restaurant that deceives customers!"

Brand said coldly, only destruction can calm his anger.

"This...sir, the restaurant on the sea belongs to neither the navy nor the pirates. It is a neutral party. It only serves to cook meals for the people on this sea. It is not worthy of the attention of a big pirate like you."

Ross was completely panicked and realized that the other party's true intention was not to cause trouble at all, but simply to cause destruction.

"I can smash wherever I want. Don't we still need to know the route and say hello first to set a date?"

Brand said, took out the pistol from his arms and shot Rose mercilessly.

Ross fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Hmph! The chirping old guy really deserves to die!"

Brand put away his gun and didn't even look at Rose on the ground.

"It's so noisy! It's just a late breakfast. How about making such a big noise?"

Suddenly, a rude and impatient voice came from the corner of the restaurant.