Hogwarts Asylum

In the principal's office, the professors were enjoying an ineffective debate.

Why does it say invalid?Because in the eyes of the professors, Dumbledore's decisions would never be easily changed.

The two sides in this debate are Snape, who advocates the abolition of the useless mental asylum and the expulsion of the madman Orolin from Hogwarts, and Orolin, who is sitting on Snape's left hand and digging his ears with his little finger.

At this time, as the person involved, O'Loughlin acted more relaxed than the other professors in the audience. He dug his ears with his little finger, then closed his ears with his right hand to signal Snape to speak louder, and teased him from time to time. For a moment Fox thought that since it was almost nirvana, it would be better to take this opportunity to give him a few more tail hairs.It looked like it had nothing to do with him.

Snape, who had been a little impatient from the beginning, was so angry that he was so angry at O'Loughlin's careless look. If the problem could be solved by just casting the Death Curse, he would not hesitate to take out his wand.It's a pity that he has always understood Orolin's style. On the surface, this guy looks full of flaws, but in fact, under normal circumstances, the figure that this guy appears in front of people is either an illusion disguised on a turtle shell with no gaps. There is no defense, or it is simply a disembodied illusion and I am hiding in the corner and watching.

Snape really couldn't figure out the benefits of letting such a person serve in Hogwarts. Should he be asked to teach the little wizards how to commit crimes without being discovered?

"...How does this guy look like a professor? He doesn't even have teaching experience!"

"Hey, you're wrong. I'm not a course professor." Ouluo Lin took a sip of hot tea. "And who said I don't have teaching experience? I have been a researcher at the Institute of Psychology for three years, and I have taught many students Young student, you don’t think Muggles are easier to take care of than little wizards? No?”

In fact, although O'Loughlin did have some teaching experience, it was a short period of time when he had just graduated from his PhD and stayed at King's College as a lecturer. It didn't take long for him to become a researcher, and researchers did not have to take care of students.

However, being a psychological counselor requires a shitty teaching experience. Is it possible that a little wizard can have more difficulty communicating than an autistic person?How could it be said that Oluolin had met not four to five thousand mental patients in his two lifetimes, but maybe one or two thousand? He had never seen any symptoms.

Moreover, when Oralin came to Dumbledore for an interview, Dumbledore wanted him to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, but Oralin directly and righteously rejected the offer.

On the one hand, he doesn't want to be sacrificed by old man Dumbledore to Harry as an experience pack. On the other hand, he needs a lot of free time to perfect his magic system, and the professor of the required courses is like a model worker, not to mention 21 class hours a week. , you also have to prepare lessons, correct homework, and develop clubs. Even the donkeys in the production team can't bear to do this. No wonder the professors are aging so fast, especially Snape.

Look at Snape's sallow skin with wrinkles, and look at Eurolin's white and smooth face. Who would believe that Eurolin is actually two months older than Snape?The two of them look at least 20 years apart!

As for the salary of compulsory course professors being higher than that of elective course professors and school hospital doctors, Ou Luolin didn't like it.That few Galleons was not enough, so he went to find Ms. Prim Purnell to order a few bottles of magic hair-nurturing shampoo.The only disadvantage of having long hair is not to mention the waste of shampoo. If you don't take good care of it, it will easily cause hair loss.Olorin is not young anymore. No matter how well she takes care of herself, no matter how young she looks, she will celebrate her 11nd birthday on November 13 this year and will start to enter middle age.

In the principal's office, Snape continued to talk. He really felt that teaching stupid Muggles was more difficult than teaching young wizards, so he stopped mentioning things like teaching experience, and instead began to count Ou in detail. The absurd things that Rowling did when he was in school, hoping to persuade Dumbledore to drive away Rowling in terms of his conduct as a human being.

"This guy is a madman! How many people's legs did he break when he was in school? 166! I'm counting! 32 Slytherins, and the rest are all Gryffindors." Snape said and looked at Mai Professor G, "The Gryffindor twins don't break as many school rules in a year as they break in a day!"

Oralin smiled. He felt that Snape was in urgent need of treatment now. If Oralin had been polite and well-liked when he was in school, Dumbledore might really turn him away, but What's the big deal if you break the legs of a few idiots who don't know what they're capable of? It can be cured in two days if there's a living spirit here, but what's the big deal if you violate school rules?Dumbledore was not an honest man when he was young. He even married a dark wizard dropout from Durmstrang!

However, O'Loughlin was a little curious about the data provided by Snape, because he couldn't even remember how many people he had beaten. "Is there that many? Sev, don't count the imitators on me." .”

Snape seemed to have been triggered by some kind of switch. His face was even redder than before, making people want to pinch it to see if it would bleed.

"Don't! Call! Me! Si! Fu!"

Of course O'Loughlin knew why Snape was so angry, otherwise he wouldn't have called "Sev". The last person to call Snape that way was Lily.

Seeing that Snape might take out his wand at any time, Professor McGonagall quickly tried to smooth things over.

"Severus, calm down. Although you and Oralin are roommates, you have no evidence, right? Oralin..."

Well, Professor McGonagall really didn't want to excuse Orolin, because during the years when Orolin was in school, she often heard the little wizards discussing what bad things Orolin had done and whose legs he had broken, but Every time she wanted to lock Orolin into confinement, she couldn't find the evidence.

As a witch who likes to pay attention to rules, Professor McGonagall cannot convince herself to confine students without evidence, so O'Loughlin is completely the type of student Professor McGonagall dislikes the most.

Although the little lions often get into trouble, they are all punished, but only Olorin. Unless Olorin deliberately commits a crime in front of everyone, she can only tell what school rules Olorin has committed. From their discussion, we concluded that the most common thing Professor McGonagall heard at that time was that the unlucky guy would be in bad luck just after he offended Orolin.

Oralin was extremely out-of-the-box during his school days, completely different from other Slytherins. The legends he left behind are still being circulated to this day, such as the two titles that Oralin has never recognized - [Broken Leg Ghost] and [Enemy of Gryffindor].

[Ghost with Broken Leg] This title is summed up by each victim. The meaning of broken leg does not need to be explained. "Ghost" is because every time the victim does not know exactly how he broke his leg, and Oluolin always Being able to appear at the scene of a broken leg as soon as possible with an alibi.If it were just like this, no one would say that it was Eurolin who did it. After all, those victims were usually sent to the school hospital by Eurolin himself. The main thing is that those who broke their legs had one thing in common. Point, that is, he just offended Orolin during the day.

And [Enemy of Gryffindor] is even more unbearable for Professor McGonagall. According to incomplete statistics by some good people, among the people who have been taught a lesson by Oro Lin, less than [-]% of them are from Europe. The rest of Rollin's own Slytherin are all from Gryffindor, and those people account for almost half of the total number of Gryffindor male students!Neither Ravenclaw, who likes to be maverick, nor Hufflepuff, who has always been gentle.

Of course, what dissatisfied Professor McGonagall the most is that since O'Loughlin was in the first grade, he was exceptionally allowed to join the Slytherin Quidditch team as a seeker by Professor Slughorn, becoming the youngest Quidditch player in the past century. After becoming an official player of the team, O'Loughlin would only play in the Gryffindor Quidditch game, and the games he was on were boring because he would always catch the Golden Snitch within 5 minutes. Even if someone secretly casts a spell on the Golden Snitch, no matter how good the pursuer is, there is no way to score more than 5 points in 150 minutes, even without a goalkeeper. After all, it takes time to restart the ball after scoring.

God, if Orolin hadn't participated in the game in seventh grade and Gryffindor won the game, Slytherin would have won an unprecedented seven consecutive Quidditch Cups and House Cups!

If O'Loughlin played in all games, Professor McGonagall wouldn't have much objection, but when the Slytherin Quidditch team played against the other two houses, O'Loughlin always sat in the audience to watch. On!Even if the Slytherin Quidditch team's Seeker's leg was broken, poor Regulus' leg was broken by Eurolin himself!

Orolin actually didn't want to be a leg-breaking maniac. If he hadn't happened to be practicing hammering, he wouldn't have bothered to deal with those little brats. Besides, there were too many people who didn't believe in evil and were mean-mouthed. Gryffindor's brash They even had a bet on who would scold Orolin and still get his leg broken, and there were a lot of Gryffindors who were so reckless, which is why the one Orolin taught him the most was the little lion.

However, in Professor McGonagall's view, Oluolin is not only short-coming. At least he is very serious when learning the art of transformation, and unlike other young wizards, he has very obvious divisions into departments. As a Slater, Lin, he can be good friends with Hufflepuff students, but he can also break the legs of Slytherin students if they disagree.

If Professor McGonagall were to give Orolin an evaluation, it would probably be: he has the insidiousness of a snake, and no one can catch him as long as he doesn't want to; he has the bravery of a lion, and will stand up for his friends. , facing opponents who are far outnumbered by him; he has the wisdom of a raven, and in terms of creativity, no one of his age can match him; he also has the diligence of a wolverine, and can practice magic without stopping for many years.

Thinking of this, Professor McGonagall glanced at Dumbledore. Perhaps she already knew why Dumbledore would agree to let Orolin stationed at Hogwarts. If that was what she thought, she would be very supportive of this.

O'Loughlin didn't know what Professor McGonagall was thinking in just a short while. He didn't wait for Professor McGonagall's follow-up words and simply took over the conversation himself: "That's right, Severus, you have no evidence. I kindly sent those idiots with broken legs to the campus hospital. If you want to blame them, it's because those moving stairs were too naughty. By the way, has the trap staircase been repaired? Don't accidentally break your legs there."

Snape was very angry at Orolin's confidence, but when he was about to say something, Dumbledore said: "Severus, we all know that no one can catch Michael, right? ? Minerva checked Orolin's wand several times before, but no offensive magic was used on it, right?"

Dumbledore was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously. His words were more like voicing anger, hoping to get Snape to reveal more of Orolin's secrets.

Of course Snape didn't mind talking more. He glanced at Orolin and then said: "That's because this guy has a bone-crushing hammer! I saw him practicing in the dungeon below the common room. Swing that hammer! And every time he commits a crime, he leaves an illusion in a crowded place. This is why he can find an alibi every time! I dare say that this guy sitting here is also an illusion. ! He will prevent me from suddenly taking out my wand!"

Speaking of illusions, Dumbledore became even more interested. He looked at Orolin and said, "Is it true? Michael, you can now make illusions come into contact with matter?"

Of course, Dumbledore knew about Eurolin's unique illusion magic. In the past, he thought that this kind of illusion magic that would dissipate when attacked was not practical, because there was also a tool in the magic world that allowed people to have two entities at the same time—— Time converters, although their working principles and actual uses are different, can be expressed in similar ways.

But judging from the way Olorin was drinking tea just now, if he could make the illusion come into contact with matter, then this kind of magic would be quite practical, and could even be listed as one of the greatest inventions of this century.

Hearing Dumbledore's question, Orolin just smiled and said: "Actually, it's just a little trick. At present, it can only partially materialize, such as the mouth, and it can't make a physical clone similar to the time turner."

As he spoke, Eurolin waved his hand, and Eurolin, who was sitting between Professor Sprout and Snape, disappeared directly, leaving only a cloud of turbid yellow-green liquid in the air. That was Eurolin. Lin's vision just drank the tea in his mouth.

Eurolin's true form appeared next to a bookshelf in the corner. He was holding a book titled "Advanced Black Magic Revealed". It can be seen that he was arguing with Snape just now while directing the tea set to make tea. , while reading a book again.

Olorin held the book and said: "The physical part of the illusion and the feeling of the body are interconnected, so I usually use the illusion to taste delicious food. After all, I can taste the taste without fear of getting fat after eating too much. Body management It’s important, isn’t it? I don’t want to become a fat, middle-aged greasy man.”

At this point, O'Loughlin looked at Snape, with an expression that seemed to say to Snape: Although you are only 31 years old, you are what I call a middle-aged greasy man.

The veins on Snape's forehead popped out, and his hand had quietly been put into his sleeve to touch the wand.