It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Ye Youran screamed, picked up the shower and hit Zhou Nan on the head.

Bang~ Bang smashed.

"You—you pervert!"

"Zhou Nan, you big pervert!"

"I'll kill you~"

The shower fell down directly, which made Zhou Nan feel a little confused for a moment.

When he reacted, he quickly grabbed Ye Youran's arm and twisted it habitually.

With a click, Ye Youran's arm was dislocated.

"It hurts...it hurts...it hurts..."

Ye Youran turned her back to Zhou Nan, one hand was twisted behind her back, and her entire naked back was presented in front of Zhou Nan.

"It hurts...Zhou Nan, my hand is dislocated..."

Ye Youran cried in pain, Zhou Nan's forehead buzzed from crying.

Zhou Nan turned his face away, somewhat embarrassed: "Who told you to hit me on the head."

As the third master's personal bodyguard, many of his defensive actions are reflexive.

It is absolutely impossible to let people smash their heads.

"But you peeked at me taking a shower~ I won't hit you, who will I hit!"

Ye Youran stomped her feet angrily, the more she spoke, the more aggrieved she became.

Zhou Nan still twisted Ye Youran's arm and didn't let go: "I'm just here to get your clothes. I'm afraid I'll sleep too hard in the middle of the night, so you run away."

"Then you should have said it earlier~ I'll give it to you, what are you doing here?" Ye Youran cried so hard that she was wronged.

Zhou Nan: ...

Tell me earlier~!

At this time, the water from the shower that fell on the ground sprayed upwards.

Constantly washing away the bubbles in front of Ye Youran.

Ye Youran felt a little cool, looked down, and screamed again: "Zhou Nan, you mustn't look! You mustn't look!"

Zhou Nan looked at the ceiling, knelt down and touched his clothes, preparing to leave.

"Stop!" Ye Youran called him again, "I dislocated my hand, how can I take a shower?"

"Oh." Zhou Nan reacted, "Wait, I'll help you connect."

Zhou Nan looked at the ceiling, walked over slowly, and touched Ye Youran's shoulder.

"Where are you touching~" Ye Youran exclaimed.

"I didn't touch it randomly. Isn't this the shoulder?" Zhou Nan raised his head, feeling aggrieved.

He pressed Ye Youran's shoulder with one hand, and pulled her wrist with the other, and asked, "Are you ready?"

"No...you wait." Ye Youran has always been coquettish, "I'm going to do it, you let me prepare in my heart."

When Zhou Nan moved slightly, Ye Youran cried out in pain.

At this time, the subordinates outside the door who were about to report to work heard voices coming from the room.

"Ah~ It hurts~"

"Zhou Nan, I'm in so much pain."

"Zhou Nan, can you know it?"

His subordinates widened their eyes, covered their mouths in surprise, secretly went to the supermarket to buy a box of condoms, put them at the door, together with their work documents, and then left quietly, hiding their achievements and fame.

It was only the next day that everyone in Zhou Nan's team knew that Zhou Nan "won't" hurt Ye Youran.

Zhou Nanyi was speechless.But that's another story.

At this time, Zhou Nan in the bathroom had just helped Ye Youran connect the bones.

Ye Youran turned around without even thinking, and Zhou Nan happened to be looking down.

Ye Youran:! ! !

Zhou Nan: ...

After a scream, Ye Youran managed to dislocate her hand, and slapped Zhou Nan with a "slap".

Zhou Nan: ...

Zhou Nan muffled, puffed out his cheeks that were sore from the slap, picked up Ye Youran's clothes and prepared to leave.

Ye You's voice came from behind again.

"Zhou Nan, I'm in pain~ My hand hurts so much that I can't hold the shower~"

Zhou Nan rolled his eyes.

Really squeamish.

When they were carrying out missions in the "south, east and northwest" before, their hands were dislocated and they were connected by themselves and continued to carry out the mission.

This... how many grams does this shower head weigh?

As for not being able to mention it?

Zhou Nan hadn't finished complaining in his heart when he heard Ye Youran's crying voice.

"Zhou Nan~ I...I dislocated my hand, and I can't take a shower by myself, what should I do?"

Zhou Nan: ...