It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

There are new dancers on the other side of the stage.

He was plumper than Jiangli, with a thinner waist, and his appearance was not bad, but after he glanced at it, he lost his interest and looked away.

Yuan Shen took out a cigarette and smoked it.

Originally, he wanted to find someone as smart as Zhou Nan, who would have hope, but who knew it would become a recycle bin for the elderly?

Very good, Lu Xun, I have made a note of this account.

After not sitting for long, Duan Xiaobai came over with a look of resentment.

"What are you doing here?" Yuan Shen looked up at him.

"Thirdly, my sister-in-law has never been to the imperial court, and I want to come and have a look. If I'm nearby, I'll come over to be a companion and tell my sister-in-law a story. I'm afraid she is not known by anyone here, so it's embarrassing."

Duan Xiaobai curled his lips: "What jokes am I talking about! I can only talk about Chen Shimei and Zhu Yingtai's jokes now! When I see all the couples in this world, it's an eyesore!"

"Oh?" Yuan Shen silently took out a bottle of slightly stronger wine from the wine cabinet, and poured a glass for Duan Xiaobai.

Duan Xiaobai drank it all in one gulp: "Oh my god, you said three people are inhumane! I'm broken in love! Song Jiahe went to meet her parents at her first love's house today!"

Yuan Shen's eyes darkened, and he said provocatively, "Meet your parents so soon?"

"That's right! Why do you think she's in a hurry!" Duan Xiaobai took another sip of his wine.

"So, you say, San has inhumanity? My heart is smashed to pieces, and San actually asked me to come and see their couple show their affection, and also asked me to come and tell jokes to my sister-in-law!"

Yuan Shen poured another glass for Duan Xiaobai calmly, and added with a blank expression: "Inhumane."

According to his calculations, Duan Xiaobai still has a cup of this concentration, which is about the same.

"Seeing parents so soon, Ms. Song should like this first love very much. Why, her first love is very good?"

Duan Xiaobai picked up the wine glass, raised his head and drank it all: "Excellent ass, can he be as good as me?"

"No." Yuan Shen poured him another glass.

When Lu Xun came over, he saw Duan Xiaobai lying on the sofa like a puddle of mud:?

He held his wife's waist with one hand, frowned slightly and looked at Yuan Shen, as if asking him.

Yuan Shen shrugged innocently: "He said he was broken in love, so when he came to my place, he would drink the most concentrated wine. Oh, by the way, Miss Song is meeting her parents today."

Lu Xun frowned slightly, always feeling that something was wrong.

Before he could figure out what was wrong, Duan Xiaobai stood up like a corpse.

"Sister-in-law is here!"

Lin Qingyu smiled awkwardly.

"Sister-in-law, let me tell you a joke! Hehehe~ This is my responsibility! I saw a joke on the Internet today, it was so funny, I downloaded it and saved it."

Duan Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and poked a piece of audio in a daze.

Lu Xun's voice came from the phone.

"I have liked Lin Qingyu ever since I was in the Little House in Houshan.

After leaving the Little House, I began to observe her, observed her for many years, analyzed her preferences, and firmly recorded them in my mind.

I know her menstrual period, the color and size of her clothes, and even what stationery and cartoons she likes. "

Lu Xun's expression changed, and he quickly snatched Duan Xiaobai's phone.

Lin Qingyu looked at Lu Xun suspiciously, a strange feeling spread in his heart, anticipation and incredible.

"What's the little house in the back mountain? What's your relationship with that little house?"

"Honey, this is a misunderstanding..."

Before Lu Xun could finish his sentence, Duan Xiaobai slumped on the sofa and waved his hands: "Hey, there's nothing wrong with that! San was locked up in a small house in the back mountain for a while..."

Lin Qingyu's heart twitched fiercely, and she looked at Lu Xun in disbelief: "Are you Mao Mao?"

"Pfft!~" Duan Xiaobai stood up fraudulently, pointed at Lu Xun and kept laughing, "Hahahahahaha...you are Mao Mao? Mao Mao ha ha ha ha ha... The third is Mao Mao hahahaha, I can laugh at this joke for three years ~!"

"Duan, Xiao, Bai." Lu Xun's voice was as cold as ice.

Duan Xiaobai suddenly woke up for a while, but not fully awake, standing there numbly, dumbfounded.

Seeing that Lu Xun refused to admit it, Lin Qingyu walked up to him and stretched out his hand expressionlessly: "Give me the phone."

Lu Xun refused.

Lin Qingyu grabbed it.

Worried about hurting her stomach, Lu Xun didn't dare to force her back and forth. In the end, Lin Qingyu snatched the phone and listened to the entire recording.

"When Lu Minghua pushed her onto my bed that day, I knew the time had come!"

"So I proposed to register for marriage the next day, and at the same time repeatedly emphasized that I am a useless person with no money and power, which aroused her sympathy."

"At this time, the cooperation of my old man is very important. He seems to be on her side, but in fact he is helping me to cooperate in every way, especially when he beat me with the whip, and used bitter tricks to directly force her to choose one of the two."

……

During recording playback.

Yuan Shen smoked a cigarette and drank a small wine, not to mention how comfortable he was.

Tell him to give him an old man!

Should!

But Duan Xiaobai suddenly woke up: "Oh my god, I'm looking for a geomantic treasure!"

After saying this, Duan Xiaobai slipped away, not daring to ask for the phone.

And Lin Qingyu looked at Lu Xun with a sneer after listening to the recording: "Very good."

After saying these two words, she went back to Zhou's house without saying anything.

In the bedroom prepared by the Zhou family for the two, Lu Xun silently took out the computer keyboard, put it on the ground, and knelt down.

"Wife, I was wrong."

Lin Qingyu sat on the bed and stared at him: "Tell me, what happened to the little house in the back mountain? Are you Mao Mao?"

Lu Xun's lips parted slightly, and Lin Qingyu added a sentence.

"Think clearly before answering. If you don't want to say it, you don't need to talk to me in the future."