It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

While Xiaoxun was massaging Guan Cancan, he stared at the general with slightly narrowed mechanical eyelids: "Shh——"

General: "Ooooooo——"

Xiaoxun: "Ooooooo——"

Crowd: ...

Can you please stop barking in front of Third Master’s face?

Among them, Lin Qingyu felt that he had suffered a hundred critical hits.

Lu Shinian also felt a little bad and coughed twice: "Xiaoxun, shut up."

"Oh oh oh -" Xiaoxun turned to Lu Shinian and said, "Master, it is not friendly to me. I am trying to communicate with it in dog language to avoid fighting."

A dog and a robot barked, and the box suddenly became noisy.

Lu Shinian scolded: "General, sit down."

The general sat down subconsciously, but glanced at the third master again, and then maintained his fighting posture.

It lowered its butt slightly, as if it was about to attack Xiaoxun.

Lu Shinian saw through it and Lu Xun's intentions, and reminded lightly: "General, Xiaoxun's legs are made of PT557 No. [-] mixed platinum and fine steel. It is extremely hard. If you bite it, your teeth will break."

The general felt a little scared for a moment.

Third Master Shen Youyou's instructions sounded in the box: "General, you are a fighting dog with the purest blood. You are always invincible."

As soon as the voice fell, the general was greatly encouraged. He jumped up, jumped directly on Xiaoxun's neck, and bit him in one bite.

Guan Manman was so nervous that she stood up.

Fortunately, the robot did not feel pain. Xiaoxun pulled the general down expressionlessly and held it in his arms, with the robot hand tightly restraining it.

The general was confused for a moment.

My 180-pound big dog was actually hugged by the princess?

I don't want to lose face?

"Oooo-o-" the general shouted.

Xiaoxun coaxed: "Be good, let me try country D's magnetic resonance imaging."

As he spoke, Xiaoxun hugged the general and spun him around.

After a few turns, the general felt dizzy.

When it felt more comfortable and wanted to struggle and fight, Xiaoxun started spinning again.

After going back and forth a few times, the general became honest.

Xiaoxun put it on the ground, and the big dog didn't dare to do anything. He curled up in the corner autistically and stayed next to Lu Shinian's gift.

Seeing this, Xiaoxun was very satisfied and shook his purple wavy hair: "It's done~ I'm a demo, fight with me."

Lu Xun: ...

The general was in the corner and received another order from Lu Xun, but how dare he fight with Xiao Xun.

I can't fight, I really can't fight, I'm too dizzy.

When the general asked about the smell of Xiaoxun and Lu Shinian, he turned his grief and anger into destructive power and destroyed what Lu Shinian had brought.

It thought, this is also a way of revenge.

The general is actually very obedient and doesn't dare to destroy things casually.After a few tentative attempts, it turned its head to look at Lu Xun. When Lu Xun nodded, it dared to continue the destruction boldly.

The group of people began to eat snacks and wait for Mrs. Fan's arrival.

Everyone was chatting, and suddenly the general bit into something and distributed it to everyone.

"Oh-oh~"

The general gave the old lady his first bite.

When the old lady saw what was in her hand, blood rushed to her forehead.

I don't know whether to throw away the hot thing or not.

Immediately afterwards, the general took a bite of strawberry flavor from the shopping bag Lu Shinian brought and put it in Lin Qingyu's hand.

It also wagged its tail very obediently: "Oh——"

Lin Qingyu glanced at the thing in his hand:...

Lu Xun let out a chuckle.

Lu Shinian and Guan Manman both felt a little baffled.

Immediately afterwards, the general bit another one for Lu Zhenbei, which was chocolate flavored.

Lu Zhenbei took a look, and with a sullen face, he put the thing in Lu Shinian's hand.

"Deal with it."

Lu Shinian glanced at the thing in his hand: ...!

Lin Qingyu was too embarrassed to put it in Guan Manman's hands: "I'm sorry, the general is ignorant and will give it back to you."

Guan Manman was instantly petrified after looking at it, her toes digging into the ground in embarrassment.

So, why was Nian Nian’s third uncle laughing just now?

However, Guan Manman didn't expect that there would be something even more embarrassing!

At this moment, the old lady also had a stiff face and put the thing in Guan Manman's hand: "And this one... I guess it can't be used anymore. It was bitten by that little beast."

At this moment, Guan Cancan poked his head out curiously: "Sister, what is it?"