Pirate: Started as Big Brother Yellow Ape

After boarding the ship with a group of new recruits, they dispersed to naval branches around the world.

Jiaji was no different from usual. After giving instructions, he returned to the commander's office and waited for the warship to arrive.

Zion joined some female sailors who wanted to learn swordsmanship and some male sailors who were conquered by their looks, and they practiced sword practice every day.

Ino was deceived by Lieutenant General He who had been planning for a long time to board the ship of the Naval Staff Branch, and started to carry out the mission with a ship of female sailors.

Sakaski trained the new recruits like an honest man. The tired recruits were all miserable, but some were deeply impressed by Sakaski's steely will.

As for Porusalino, there is no need to say more. From the moment he arrived at the branch, Porusalino called the original branch chief.

I told him that I came here just to get gold plating. You can do as you normally would. All you need to do is add my name to the reports you send up.

Then he fell asleep, woke up, and asked a few sailors to play mahjong with him.

what?

train?

Why do you do that?

is it necessary?

"Does my mighty Thor Porusalino still need to train for this kind of thing?"

"As for my new sailors, look how happy they are now!"

"Every day, apart from eating and drinking, I play. When I'm tired, I go to bed. When I wake up, I play mahjong."

"If there are people who insist on training, then I think they are sick."

"As long as I ask someone to bring them here and they undergo my electroshock therapy several times a day, I guarantee that they will be in high spirits, and their waists and legs will no longer hurt."

"I can play mahjong even better!"

"Is there a kinder person in the world than me, Porusalino?"

"But it's not an unprecedented thing to say that Hang Xunyou has happened. It was a sunny day, and I was taking my sailors to an island to get some organic fertilizer."

"We ended up meeting a pirate group."

"At that time, I changed my clothes and quietly went to the other party's boat to ask them."

"Excuse me, what are you going to do?"

The bearded pirate on the ship said unabashedly: "Of course we are going to plunder Florik Island!"

"I heard there will be a bumper harvest on the island this year, there will probably be a lot of Baileys!"

After figuring it out, Porusalino returned to the warship, ordered the warship to slow down and followed the pirate ship.

Coincidentally, the island that the other party wanted to plunder this time was exactly where Porusalino was planning to go!

As the pirate ship slowly docked, the warship also arrived at the port in less than 2 minutes.

Porusalino ducked out of the boat and said to a group of pirates who were gearing up: "I'm sorry, everyone, you are under arrest~"

"Now be obedient and I won't hurt you~"

At this time, a pirate came out holding a long knife: "So he is a navy?"

"I've killed a lot of marines. Are you asking me to catch you without mercy?!"

Looking at the arrogant man in front of him, Porusalino curled his lips and said: "It's so scary~"

Then several bolts of lightning fell from the sky and struck the pirate until he was smoking.

When the other pirates saw this situation, they all put down their weapons and stopped resisting.

Porusalino called the adjutant on the ship and said, "Let's go, everyone, take them to the organic fertilizer factory."

“I was originally worried about not having anything to pack this time, but what a coincidence, someone sent a boat right away!”

After arriving at the organic fertilizer field, the recruits on the scene looked at the scene in front of them in stunned silence.

I saw septic tanks one after another on the ground, emitting horrible white smoke and exuding an unbreathable smell.

Porusalino picked up a nasal plug and blocked his nose and said: "Then, your task today is to fill this pirate ship with these organic fertilizers."

“Then we took it to the branch’s vegetable patch for watering!”

"When the recruits around me saw this, they all looked at me and I looked at you. No one dared to go down."

Until Porusalino kicked out, a pirate shot directly into the septic tank, and his whole body was wrapped in indescribable objects around him.

Even his mouth was not spared. Feeling the taste on his body, the pirate couldn't bear the shock and excitement in his heart and fainted.

Ignoring the fainted pirate, Porusalino looked at the recruits and said, "Then there are still some people who don't want to go down~"

"If anyone doesn't want to go down, I can help~"

Seeing this, the recruits no longer hesitated and hurriedly jumped inside and started carrying it.

After all, the most I can get down to is my waist, which is still acceptable.

If he was kicked out by Brigadier General Porusalino, that would not be a very acceptable thing!

As time passed, the sailors became numb and even forgot what they were holding.

When the pirate ship was finally filled, the recruits couldn't bear it anymore and all rushed to the sea to take a bath.

Some even had their skin rubbed off, but there was still a smell, but there was nothing that could be done about it, after all, it was all marinated...

After the cleaned recruits boarded the warship, Porusalino led everyone in singing military songs.

As the loud military songs spread across the entire sea area, the merchant ships and warships of other branches passing by around them all ducked away.

There is really no way. The smell coming from the ship is like a biological weapon, drifting wherever it goes.

Even later, a legend spread among Porusalino's branch that there was a biochemical warrior on this warship named Sanbaili!

The source is that Florik Island is about three hundred nautical miles away from the branch base, and the warships return from their trips at this time of year.

This smell will never dissipate within the three hundred miles of sea.

According to rumors, wherever Bionicle traveled [-] miles, demons and monsters would give way...

In the second year, Polusalic came to his brother's branch and sent a little boy over, telling him what Doflamingo was.

He was asked to take care of this child. It was said that he seemed a little too naughty and his elder brother didn't have time to take care of it, so he was sent to him to help discipline him.

Porusalino looked at the somewhat unruly little boy in front of him with an imperceptible smile on his face.

That night, Doflamingo began a comprehensive electroshock therapy. At present, the patient's mood is very stable, but his body is a little twitching...

In this way, more than four years have passed in a flash, and the time has come to December 1485 in the Hainan calendar, less than a month away from 12 in the Hainan calendar.

Everyone in Polusalic also received the news of the headquarters’ recall.

The specific reason is that they feel that their current training time is over, and this year is about to come, and they cannot let Polusalic and the others not come back even for the fifth year.

In addition, Lieutenant General Zefa is expected to be promoted to general after the new year. No matter what aspect is involved, he is embarrassed not to let them come back.

Polusalic, who was standing on the warship and looking into the distance, was holding the Momo Fruit that he had earned through three years of military service, and was muttering to himself.

"It looks like it's almost time. I have to go and see how my ninth division captain is growing up."

"We can't miss this opportunity to provide help in times of need..."