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Zhou Yi walked to the front of the stage, supported the stage with his hands, and walked lightly onto the stage

Everyone in the bar was stunned when they saw Zhou Yi suddenly appearing on stage

The bearded man who was playing the piano stopped immediately, with a bewildered expression on his face

I guess I never thought that I could play well, why did someone suddenly appear?

Zhou Yi walked to the center of the stage, stopped lazily, squinted his eyes, glanced around, and raised the corners of his lips

Under the light, that exquisite and delicate face exuded a cold and non-cynical arrogance

Everyone was immersed in Zhou Yi's stunning beauty, until Zhou Yi opened his mouth, everyone was stunned, the expression on his face was so wonderful

"Hey brothers and sisters, how are you doing? Your fairies are back"

offstage

Cheng Jin, who was sitting on the sofa, twitched his brows lightly, and his eyes fell on Zhou Yi who was greeting everyone on the stage.

silent sigh

Forget it, as long as the little girl is happy...

Cheng Yi and Abadi almost dropped the wine glasses in their hands.

Done

The feeling of familiarity and horror is back

Nie Youran and Song Lin are people who have only heard that Zhou Yi is completely different after being drunk. The two of them have not really seen Zhou Yi's appearance after being drunk. Now hearing this sentence, their faces are horrified

I rely on...

Is this still their cold-talking sister Yi?

Is this possessed by something?

The other people in the bar were very enthusiastic, and the cheers sounded immediately

Zhou Yi looked down with hazy eyes, waved his hands, his aura was too strong

Then his eyes fell on the seat where Cheng Jin and the others were sitting, and he automatically skipped over Cheng Jin.

one thing is clear in her mind

People here come from all over the world, she needs a few royal translators, otherwise she will be very tired, looking for free labor

Zhou Yi stood very straight, raised his eyelids, raised his delicate eyebrows

He said to Cheng Yi and the others unhurriedly, "English number one, indigenous language number two, Spanish number three, German number four, come up."

Cheng Yi, Song Lin, Nie Youran, and Abadi looked confused.

What do these numbers mean?Several people looked at Cheng Jin in unison

Cheng Jin's fine-boned fingers pinched the bridge of his nose, and his voice was faint

"You four go up." After a pause, he continued, "Do the translation."

The four are stunned

what's the situation?

Did Sister Yi stop engaging in martial arts and literary fights after she was drunk?

Cheng Yi was the first to stand up in resignation, followed by Abadi.

Because the two of them clearly know that if they don't appear on stage, they may end up in a more miserable end.

Nie Youran and Song Lin also stood up

Who would have thought that one day they would be translators in a Somali bar

The four of them stepped onto the stage and stood in a row consciously, waiting for Zhou Yi's next order.

Four men suddenly appeared, and the people below were also at a loss

Zhou Yi looked at Cheng Yi and the others with satisfaction.

With deep eyes, he raised his eyebrows and walked up to several people, showing a friendly smile

Seriously said to a few people, "You four are good, you have great potential, perform well, and I won't treat you badly."

Cheng Yi, Nie Youran, Song Lin, Abadi's mouth twitched

Sister Yi, who is drunk, is quite good at drawing big cakes if nothing else

After Zhou Yi finished speaking, he turned and faced the audience

His eyes were clear, his brows and eyes were very calm, and he didn't look drunk at all.

He casually said to the crowd below, "Do you know that a spider fell from the roof and only had seven legs, why?"

Cheng Jin raised the corners of her lips, and her eyes were filled with a smile. Is the little girl trying to tell a bad joke?

After Zhou Yi finished speaking, he tilted his head, and his eyes fell on Nie Youran and the others

Under the curious eyes of everyone, the four of them bit the bullet and translated it in several languages

now

It is definitely the most helpless time in their lives. What is this called?

They translated bad jokes in this bar...

Really...

The people in the bar look at me, I look at you, and start discussing in a low voice

After 2 minutes, no one stood up to answer, and they all looked at Zhou Yi on the stage

Zhou Yi raised his eyelids, his clear eyes were clearly disgusted

Why are these people so stupid?

Zhou Yi said slowly, "Because it was covering its chest with one leg and said it scared me to death, scared me to death, scared me to death"

After Cheng Yi and the others finished translating, they have completely given up their shame

So be it……

No one knows anyone anyway?

Give up on yourself...

After hearing the answer, the people below fell silent for a few seconds,

A smile flashed across Cheng Jin's dark and deep eyes

He held out his hand and clapped, and with his lead, there was a loud applause in the bar

Nie Youran saw the crowd applauding below

Nuonuo said, "Do these foreigners know what a cold joke is?"

Song Lin turned his head and said in a deep voice, "Do you think they would applaud if they knew?"

Cheng Yi and Abadi nodded

There's nothing wrong with saying that

Only a drunk sister Yi can do cold jokes to fool foreigners

somewhat inhuman

Really

Zhou Yi waved his hand, raised his eyebrows, and slightly hooked the corners of his lips.

Then he said, "How do people with injuries to the back of their heads sleep?"

The people below shouted loudly, "Sleep on your side, right?"

"No, it should be sleeping on your stomach"

"I don't think it's that simple"

Zhou Yi didn't show off his tricks and said slowly to everyone, "Of course I slept with my eyes closed."

Behind

The faces of Cheng Yi and the others can no longer be described in any words.

Good guy, sister Yi has turned from a cold joke to a brain teaser.

Zhou Yi asked, "What's the main reason for the divorce?"

answer "marry"

Ask "Innate is inherited from parents, so what is acquired?"

Answer "tomorrow's tomorrow"

Ask "What does the elephant's left ear look like?"

Answer "right ear"

...............

In the next half an hour, Zhou Yi just stood on the stage and talked about dozens of brain teasers

The group of foreigners below listened with gusto, nodding and applauding from time to time, the atmosphere was quite lively, even the pianist who played the piano listened with gusto

It’s just that Nie Youran, Song Lin, Yang Zhong, and Abadi are struggling to translate, and their vocabulary is almost exhausted.

Until Zhou Yi finished the last brain teaser, he finally stopped

Whole journey

Cheng Jin's gaze has been on Zhou Yi's body, without leaving for a moment.

When Nie Youran, Cheng Yi, and the four thought they were finally liberated,

Zhou Yi turned around and walked to a few people, looked them up and down as if he had just met them, and then nodded seriously

Then he walked slowly to the piano and sat down.

Picking up the microphone that was just picked up, slowly

"Brothers, do you want to watch an exquisite performance? I promise it will be very exciting and you will not be disappointed. It costs ten dollars per person. Don't miss it when you pass by. It only costs ten dollars."

Nie Youran, Song Lin, Cheng Yi, Abadi looked back at Zhou Yi stiffly

Sister Yi is really good at fooling people. At this time, I can think of the idea of ​​charging

They're completely overwhelmed

Done

Sister Yi's character set has all collapsed, can she get it back?