Football: Reject the national football team, I will join the German national team

"No, God Ye, don't go down, it's only 18 minutes, it's too early—"

"That's right, what am I watching when God Ye goes down? Could it be watching the Chinese pigs play football?"

"Slip away, in order not to suffer from a heart attack, I ran away first!"

"Dogs don't even watch Sea Cucumber's games—"

"Wow, woof, woof, I see! Life is stressful, and watching the national football team being abused can relieve the pressure!"

"It's so annoying, when will the national football team get one!"

Ye Chen shook hands with the team members on the bench, and flattered each other.

"Ye, you are too strong!"

"With you here, I am looking forward to the World Cup!"

"Ye, you have to break Ronaldo's World Cup record!"

Klose looked complicated.

You must know that Klose is only one away from Ronaldo's 15 goals, that is, he scored 14 goals.

But this guy Ye Chen - he's too good at it.

He won't take advantage of the World Cup group stage to score crazy goals, and then break the 15-goal record in one game, right?

According to him scoring five goals in one game, that is four games——

Klose couldn't help analyzing it.

In the first round of the group stage against Mexico, Mexico has good strength, but its defensive ability is average!Although there is a goalkeeper like Ochoa, scoring five goals is very possible.

Playing Japan in the second round of the group stage——

Isn't this the same as beating a baby?

The national football team against the same Asian team can score five, and it takes less than 20 minutes.

The Japanese team is a little stronger, he can play five in 90 minutes!

As for England—

It can be regarded as the strongest existence in the group stage.

But Ye Chen played in the Premier League after all, and he was familiar with those players.

In case of an outbreak, let alone five, two or three would be fine, right?

That's 12-3!

Hey, it's not a knockout round yet!

Qualifying from the group stage is the top [-]——

Then came the quarterfinals.

Semi-finals and finals—

Even if they lose in the semi-finals, there is still a battle for the third place.

In other words, there are still four games after the group stage——

Finished!

Really finished!

The record for the total number of goals scored in the World Cup will be broken by this guy!

Guess I've worked so hard to score 14 in three World Cups, boy-

So perverted!

But on second thought——

It would be great if this kid could lead himself to a championship!

Compared with the championship, the record is still a bit short!

Exactly what the fans said.

After losing Marven Ye, the German team played more casually.

The national football players are also more and more daring to make moves.

After all, the pressure is less.

36 minutes 55 seconds.

Zhang Linpeng on the right throws the ball to Zhang Xizhe in the frontcourt.

Zhang Xizhe passed the ball back to Zhang Linpeng, and the latter returned the ball back to the center.

Hao Junmin kicked the pass directly.

Football accurately found Wu Lei in the frontcourt!

After Wu Lei took the ball, he immediately started to speed up.

This time it was replaced by Hummels following the defense——

He is quite familiar with Hummels.

After all, the two had also been teammates for a while.

Wu Lei did not fight hard with Hummels, but pulled the ball to the outside.

Immediately there was an inward cross——

The football bypassed Lao Hu and flew into the middle!

In the crowd, Gao Linsman finally showed his power!

With a bent over sprint, Gao Lin directly hit the goal with a bomber-like header——

"Boom!"

The ball is fast!

And push it hard.

Weidenfeller in front of the goal struggled to save——

"Snapped!"

Just when Chinese football fans thought that the goal must be scored, Weidenfeller let fans around the world know what a goalkeeper at the Champions League level is!

Of course, there are two goalkeepers of this level in Germany——

The football was photographed out of bounds!

The national football team got the second corner kick of the game in 37 minutes!

Hao Junmin takes the corner kick——

In the penalty area, three players are arranged at the front point, and in the small penalty area, Wu Lei is ambushed.

"Oh!"

The football flew to the front point with a spin.

Dewey jumped high in the crowd.

But it never touched the ball at all—

But the next second he was stunned!

The ball is in!

"Go in, go in, go in!!!"

"Dewey headed the ball into the goal—"

"Germany 5 to 1 national football team!"

Following this goal, countless Huaxia fans jumped up.

Although they scolded the national football team, they still couldn't help cheering when they scored——

It's damn muscle memory too!

However, the big screen played back the goal just now!

Everyone looked closely.

This is how the national football team advanced.

It's Hummels' own goal!

The corner of Weidenfeller's mouth twitched.

My own zero seal is gone like this——

Fortunately, this is not a club, otherwise he would definitely have to compete with Lao Hu.

The loser is helping the other party wash shoes for a month!

Lippi breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally scored!

It can be regarded as an explanation to the fans.

The game soon entered halftime.

Domestic fans are very satisfied with such a score——

Old Lanyang: "Keep the score until the end of the game is victory!"

Roy, who likes beauty and three colors: "Think about the European Cup, the German team is 5 to 1 England, that is to say, the national football team = England!"

User 23173736: "Wake up, the game is not over yet!"

15 minutes passed quickly.

Loew emphasized that everyone should pay attention to safety, but don't get hurt or something——

But that's how it is sometimes.

The more you worry about something, the more something will come!

Not long after the start of the second half, Royce fell to the ground in pain.

It wasn't that the national football players used black tricks, but that they accidentally sprained their left ankle and fell to the ground in pain while fighting with Zheng Zhi!

Tears slid down his face.

Sadness enveloped him—

How many World Cups can an athlete have?

Even if he doesn't retire, can he still have enough strength to be selected for the national team?

Missing such a competition is really painful!

Of course, some people are destined to be tragic.

And Royce is a man cursed by injuries!

He is very talented.

He is diligent.

However, Royce always gets injured every time he goes to a big game——

Ye Chen on the bench was lost in thought.

Someone was hurt, he was surprised.

After all, everyone played quietly, including the players of the national football team, and they didn't play hard.

But it was Royce who reacted——

How could I forget this!

As a time traveler, he naturally knew how miserable Royce was.

The first was the 2014 World Cup. He was injured in the last friendly match, his ligament was torn, and he missed the main game.

It was followed by the 2016 European Cup, which was also strained in a friendly match, and the groin was strained, so he missed the main match.

Then it was Euro 2020, which I couldn't participate because I was too tired.

The worst is the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.

They started off well, but got injured in the Ruhr Derby just before the World Cup, and it happened for 3-4 weeks!

After the World Cup, it resumed --

This ill-fated man!

With Royce injured, Podolski rushed to the field.

In the end, Schurrle scored a penalty kick, Kroos scored a long shot, and the score was finally fixed at 7-1!

However, such a score did not excite the fans.

German fans began to worry about Royce's injury.

On the other side, a big news broke out——

[French core Franck Ribery completely missed the World Cup due to injury! 】

France has also been miserable these years.

Either the absence of the core, or the explosion of internal strife, has become a common practice in France——

Germany's strong players are absent, and France has problems!

All European powerhouses have problems.

Seeing these news, the Brazilian fans were very happy——

Isn't all of this just to pave the way for Brazil to win the championship?

In the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, Brazil will do its part! ! !

Ps: P pictures are not easy! !Brothers, there are great gods who can come up! ! !Fight with you! ! !