The president's surrogate wife, he always wants to escape

"Are you sure you want to buy this?"

Ye Miao looked away from the phone in disbelief, and asked Ye Xiao on the opposite side in astonishment.

With her head down, Ye Xiao clenched her hands and nodded obediently, pursing her lips in such a way that people would blush with embarrassment.

"No, why did you buy this!"

Ye Miao was speechless, this was something he couldn't play with.

Ye Xiao knew that Ye Miao didn't understand the meaning, so she reminded him shyly, "Look at the instructions, there are instructions for use."

When Ye Miao heard that there was an instruction manual for this thing, she was even more confused.

"Okay, okay, let me see."

Ye Miao reluctantly said this, and took another bite of the sandwich.

But looking at the instruction manual, something is not quite right, the tail still moves?

Suddenly Ye Miao made a sound, because he just saw that the title said that kind of toy, and almost choked on the sandwich in his mouth, coughing violently and beating his chest.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!What Ye Xiao wants to buy is this kind of thing?

Ye Miao's eyes widened, the kind that the eyeballs were about to fall out.

He looked at Ye Xiao with his head buried tightly opposite him with a dark face, and said to him bluntly, "You are not afraid of killing someone!"

Ye Xiao immediately raised her head and explained excitedly, "It's a big brand, there will be no accidents, and the quality is guaranteed."

Hearing this explanation, Ye Miao almost vomited blood, "I'm talking about your uncle, who cares about the quality, bro."

If my uncle sees Ye Xiao wearing these gadgets, what's the deal?

Ye Miao made up her mind and thought that Ye Xiao would be dealt with badly.

Wait, is it possible that their husbands like these things?

Ye Miao suddenly realized this, and then thought of Shen Tianyu.

Damn, what do I think he is doing!roll roll roll.

Ye Miao immediately slapped away the redundant thoughts in his mind, even if he was killed, he would not buy this, if Shen Tianyu dared to buy it, he would kill Shen Tianyu.

"I think uncle... he should be happy, so I want to buy it." Ye Xiao replied to Ye Miao in a low voice, embarrassed.

Ye Miao had a look of suspicion at this moment, suspecting that Ye Xiao had a mental illness.

Why is such a clean and innocent child so concerned about that kind of thing?

Ye Miao rested her forehead and sighed, not knowing what to say to Ye Xiao.

He sat up straight seriously and asked Ye Xiao, "Don't you hate it?"

Now Ye Xiao didn't understand anymore, and asked with a simple face, "Why do you hate it?"

Ye Miao didn't expect Ye Xiao to reply with such a sentence, and suddenly blushed, stuttering and hating iron not being able to make a steel road, "Of course it's because of overwork, so, I don't like it! You won't be tired!"

"Yes, but uncle will give me a rest time, so it's fine." Ye Xiao replied in a low voice, blushing, and seemed to like it very much.

Damn it's hopeless, he really thinks this is normal, it's not normal to do nothing.

Ye Miao chose to shut up, not daring to ask any more questions, for fear of asking too many questions later, he was afraid of the answer Ye Xiao gave.

Uncle is poisonous!How did Ye Xiao, who was so innocent and innocent, become like this.

Ye Miao was speechless again, and didn't want to complain anymore.

"Won't you get tired of crooked?"

Ye Miao, who couldn't hold back, still asked this sentence.

Unexpectedly, Ye Xiao said shyly, "We might change places, but we won't be bored."

"Fuck, that's not what I meant."

Ye Miao became irritable, like a chicken talking to a duck.

No, no, no communication, he really only has astringent in his mind.

"I...did I say something wrong?"

Ye Miao was constipated and didn't want to talk, which made Ye Xiao nervous, thinking that she made Ye Miao feel sick.

"You didn't say anything wrong, it's just that I didn't understand it."

Ye Miao sighed and handed the phone back to Ye Xiao, thinking that if she didn't want to read it, her mind would be abnormal.

"What are you looking at, wife?"

Shen Tianyu suddenly walked behind Ye Miao.

Ye Miao was frightened, and frantically put the phone on Ye Xiao's side.

Ye Xiao was also very frightened and quickly took it, but a panic phone fell to the ground and fell directly to Shen Mu's feet.

Ye Miao and Ye Xiao's eyes widened at the same time, and they immediately stood up and stomped down on the phone.

"Probably not, didn't you see it!"

Ye Miao asked Ye Xiao in a low voice, swallowing in a panic.

Ye Xiao didn't know if Shen Mu and Shen Tianyu had seen it, she shook her head helplessly, and wanted to cry.

Ye Miao patted her forehead with her hand and was speechless, every time she wanted to watch something inappropriate for children, she would be caught by Shen Tianyu.

"Why, the mobile phone bullied you, so to it?" Shen Tianyu raised his eyebrows and asked Ye Miao.

"You, you...you turn around first, don't look, I will hit you if you look, and you too, brother-in-law, turn around quickly." Ye Miao pointed at the side in a panic and ordered Shen Tianyu and Shen Mu, without explaining the current situation .

Shen Tianyu smiled brightly, and wondered if he had seen the picture on the phone.

"Okay, my husband turned, but my husband doesn't look at it." Shen Tianyu turned around obediently.

Shen Mu glanced at Ye Xiao first, and Ye Xiao happened to look up at him, and the two of them just looked at each other.

The pair watched Ye Xiao immediately lower her head in panic, clutching her clothes tightly, and holding her breath.

If, if the uncle finds out, will he scold me!

Ye Xiao was worried about this.

But Shen Mu didn't say anything, just turned away from them flatly, very cooperative.

As soon as the two turned around, Ye Miao immediately picked up the phone and handed it to Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao blushed and deleted the search, and immediately exited that page.

After finishing this, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief, scared half their lives.