I'll know if this elf is good or not

"I mean, I'll go find it. In this kind of weather, if you call the police, you will lose your life in vain." Su Bai rubbed the poke ball in his hand, and said lightly.

"what!?"

Shen Haohan didn't even think about it, and sternly refused: "Sir, although you are an advanced trainer, there is really no need to do this kind of thing. It is our mission to serve the people. We are worthy of letting ordinary citizens take the lead in everything." Are we wearing this clothes... Speaking of which, sir, you dare not come to such a dangerous place..."

blah blah blah...

"..."

Su Bai looked at Team Xiao in charge speechlessly: "Comrades in your team are very responsible."

"It's a joke." Captain Xiao said awkwardly, "Why don't you let him lead the way?"

"Well, that's fine too."

Su Bai pondered for a while, then agreed.

He really didn't know where Father Tian was. It would be more efficient to have someone lead the way than him to search for it blindly.

At that time, Su Bai didn't know the "terrible" of Comrade Shen Haohan.

Naively thought, at most, it was to lead someone to know the way.

"Xiao Shen, I will trouble you to lead the way."

"But... Team Xiao, we shouldn't let ordinary citizens join the rescue team."

At first, this idiot was not happy about it.

But after being reprimanded by their captain, he had no choice but to accept his fate.

Wait for the two to get on the rubber boat.

Shen Haohan started his thoughts.

"Listen well, Mr. Su, I know you are stronger than me, but rescuers still need to rely on their experience, especially in places like the sea. In the event of an accident, you must protect yourself as soon as possible. Of course, I will try my best to protect myself so that no accident happens to me, but I will still put your safety first..."

blah blah blah...

Su Bai could answer a few words at first, but soon only numbness remained.

In the end, Su Bai didn't collapse, Miaomiao couldn't take it anymore.

Nima, this guy is the modern Tang Seng, right?

Its meow is not a little fire monkey, how could it stand this kind of torture?

If you show your claws, you will fight Shen Haohan desperately.

Su Bai hastily stopped him.

Big Meow can't help it.

His name was already full of slots.

Your two paws go down.

Don't take a few minutes to make people change from a serious hero to a serious person?

"Officer Shen, has anyone told you that you are very talkative?"

"Talkable?" Shen Haohan laughed, without compulsion at all: "How come~ in our line of work, keeping one's mouth shut is basic training, how can I be talkative, just kidding, my deaf old mother at home thinks I'm bored, It is often said that I can't hold a fart for a long time."

The root of the relationship is at home.

Su Bai: "I will prepare some medicine, and take me to see your mother some other day."

"I'll make her old man change his mind about you every minute."

A bag of rice can resist several floors!

This pain cannot be borne by me and Miaomiaozi alone!

When Shen Haohan heard that Su Baiken was treating his mother, his affection for him immediately doubled.

"Haha, my mother's problem has been going on for a long time, and I don't expect to be cured all at once. I'm very grateful for your kindness, Mr. Su."

"By the way, you can also dispense medicine? You are very versatile. In fact, I also have a side job. Have you heard of Pinfengshe?"

Su Bai: "I've heard it, the one who talked about cross talk, right?"

Shen Haohan: "That's right, do you know the noisy bird inside?"

Su Bai nodded: "The enemy of life."

Shen Haohan: "???"

Although he didn't know what happened between them, Shen Haohan continued his topic: "Then do you know who it is?"

Su Baipi squinted his eyes without smiling, and silently asked Miao Miaozi to show his paws: "Who are you?"

In view of the answer, Su Bai will consider whether to let this product sink into the sea directly.

"Don't be surprised when you hear that, actually, it is the love bird of my dreams~"

"I have wanted to raise a noisy bird since I was a child, but relying on mountains to eat mountains and seas to eat seas, how can we have such flying elves here? So I can only tame a shellless sea hare, oh , maybe you will be wondering, the pirates of the Caribbean are also in the sea, why do they have a parrot? They are actually angry parrots, which are not the same kind of noisy birds. In fact, shellless sea hares are also very good Yes, I really like it, I still remember the scene when I first met it, it was a beautiful night, at that time..."

"..."

Su Bai covered his face wanting to cry without tears.

"Comrade Shen, I want to be quiet."

Shen Haohan: "Who is Jingjing? Is she here? The name is very elegant, is it a girl? There is no second person besides us here, so it is an elf? Is it the name of this meow?"

Su Bai didn't want to say anything anymore, and directly ordered: "Smelly mud, hold the body."

"Language" is also equivalent to a "movement" for human beings, so using the [Fixed Body Method], theoretically, it should be able to seal it for a while.

"Bai Duo~"

A small lump of stinky mud emerged from the corner of Su Bai's clothes.

Such a poke at Shen Haohan...

Finally, the world is quiet~

Oh no, and the sound of rainstorm.

But compared to Shen Haohan's yelling, the sound of raindrops beating is really much more pleasant.

Now they are all squatting in the cabin wearing emergency suits.

Although this rubber boat looks small in appearance, it can be regarded as a black technology of the Elf Alliance.

While the center of gravity is stable, it also ensures the life safety of the rescuers to the greatest extent.

It is said that even if the ship is attacked by the Howler Whale King, it can maintain its balance and not capsize.

Although suspected of bragging, Su Bai can only choose to believe now.

Crash, clatter...

Raindrops kept beating against my ears.

There was the sound of heavy rain outside, and the cabin shook.

It felt a bit like sitting in a cradle, Su Bai even felt a little drowsy.

But when Su Bai and Miaomiao were more relaxed.

suddenly

"Banglong!"

And then there was a muffled sound.

The two people in the cabin turned somersault with massage.

Fortunately, the cabin is surrounded by inflatable rubber materials, even if it falls over, it will not hurt.

But the outside of the hull seemed to be turned over.

The front and back seem to be reversed.

"Did you get hit by something?"

Su Bai was about to stand upright, suddenly, there was a violent impact from outside, and the rubber boat spun again.

Su Bai and Shen Haohan hurriedly grabbed the handrails beside them.

And Miaomiao was pulling Su Bai's hair tightly.

Su Bai's scalp was almost bald.

If the first time was a coincidence, the second time must be something.

Shen Haohan looked dignified, and gestured to the outside. .

He's trying to say something, but it's like he's forgotten how to speak.

I was so anxious that I scratched my head for a while.

"Oh, I forgot to restore it for you."