I use the fox fairy to suppress all ghosts

Chapter 2787 Fat I'm Stupid

This makes me happy just thinking about it. Over the years, Uncle Huzi has always raised me as his own son. Now he has a biological son. I will have a little brother in the future. This kid will definitely be so happy.

Because he has so many good brothers.

From now on, no one will dare to mess with this kid when he goes out to the underworld.

Regardless of one's own strength, there are backers behind him.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, my next-door neighbor is Zhang Lao Tianshi from Longhu Mountain, my grandfather is the Feng Shui King, my brother is the King of Free Rice… I also have a brother who is an Eight-turn High Monk, a disciple who has killed thousands of miles away, and a brother from Maoshan Sect who has the Donghuang Bell…

Moreover, we will definitely teach this kid some powerful methods. If each of us teaches him some special skills, this kid will be able to dominate the world in the future.

Since birth, he has been the darling of everyone, and the Eighth Master must be so fond of him.

Uncle Huzi was so happy that his mouth was grinning from ear to ear. He was even happier than I was when I got the Yasakani no Magatama.

At this time, Xiaopang suddenly said, "Uncle Huzi, Sister Hua already has a baby, you can't hit her anymore..."

This one sentence made Uncle Huzi's face turn red. He cursed him and told him to get lost. Then he went to take care of Sister Hua.

A few of us sat in the yard chatting and waiting for Master Ba to come back.

I don’t know what’s going on. It’s already past ten o’clock in the evening, and Uncle Ba and Grandpa Zhang haven’t come back yet.

The sloppy Taoist priest also wanted to know how to activate the Yasakani no Magatama, and he was getting impatient waiting, so he lowered his voice and whispered, "Tell me, where did that fat quail go so late at night? Did he go to look for a female quail?"

"It's hard to say. It's really uncertain... When I came back last time, I was lying beside Uncle Huzi's window sill eavesdropping. Maybe I was so aroused that I really ran out to find a beautiful female quail." I chuckled.

Just when the sloppy Taoist and I were playing Cricket Master Ba, suddenly, Gu Haoran and Kasan, who were sitting opposite us, kept blinking.

The sloppy Taoist priest was holding a cup of tea, and he kept muttering as he drank: "Fat quail also has its moments of yearning."

The sloppy Taoist priest didn't see Brother Gu and Kasan winking at this time, but I saw it.

How clever I am.

He quickly put down the teacup, turned around, and knelt on the ground. Sure enough, he saw Mr. Ba, who was squatting on the windowsill with a puffy face, like a fat quail.

"Eighth Master is mighty, Eighth Master has great fortune, and Eighth Master has a long life!"

I bowed deeply to Mr. Ba.

Hearing my voice, the sloppy Taoist priest was so scared that his hands trembled and the teacup fell to the ground and broke into pieces. He turned around quickly and saw me kneeling on the ground, and wanted to follow my example.

"Eighth Master...you..."

With a loud "bang", the sloppy Taoist priest flew more than ten meters away before he could even kneel on the ground. He hung on the wall and then slowly slid down.

I knelt on the ground, trembling and not daring to breathe, for fear that I would be beaten too.

It really hurts when Mr. Ba hits me, it hurts more than the soles of big shoes.

The sloppy Taoist priest was beaten so badly by Master Ba that he slid down the wall and didn't get up from the ground for a long time. He just sat there groaning.

Brother Gu and the others sat there motionless, as if they saw nothing.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

I felt very safe kneeling there. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and made the sloppy guy a sitting duck.

The Eighth Master flew towards the sloppy Taoist priest angrily and looked at him with his head tilted: "Xiao Luo, please tell me what's going on with that fat quail. I was hard of hearing just now and didn't hear clearly..."

The sloppy Taoist gave Ba Ye an awkward smile: "Yes, yes, Ba Ye, you must have heard it wrong just now. I didn't say you. I said I got fatter and stupider recently. I said myself, I am fat and stupid, so I call myself Fat Me Stupid. How could it be Ba Ye? Ba Ye, you are so romantic, wise and brave, unprecedented and unparalleled, a first-class talent of the time. No one would believe that you are a god. What do you think?"

As he spoke, the sloppy Taoist priest looked towards us.

I, who was kneeling on the ground, and the people who were sitting at the table, not daring to move, all spoke in unison and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, you are right. Master Ba is really powerful. Master Ba is the god in our hearts." Brother Gu gave a thumbs up.

"Talents like Mr. Ba appear only once every few hundred years." I also said loudly.

"My dad is so awesome." Xiaopang also became excited immediately.

After being flattered and praised by everyone, Mr. Ba finally regained his original expression. He jumped for joy twice, which meant he was no longer angry.

At this time, Chi Lang quickly changed the subject: "Well, Master Ba, we went to look for you as soon as we got back. You're not here. Where have you been? We were all so worried."

"What does Master Ba have to worry about? Master Ba is the only one who bullies others. Who dares to offend Master Ba?" Kasan also learned bad things.

The sixth kid in the group is always good at making the eighth master happy.

Eighth Master chuckled and said quickly, "I just went to a meeting with your Grandpa Zhang. I was so sleepy listening to it. It was about the Yiguandao. They have been very active recently. They want us old guys to be more vigilant."

I saw that Master Ba was not angry at all, so I quickly stood up from the ground, walked straight to Master Ba, and said attentively: "What kind of meeting is this? Just come over and say hello to Master Ba. Everyone knows that Master Ba is the king of Yanbei."

"Don't talk nonsense, kid. Yanbei is full of hidden talents. I am nothing here in Yanbei. Your grandpa Zhang can deal with both of us." Master Ba glanced at me.

At this moment, Master Ba seemed to have thought of something and glanced at me, "I heard that you did something big when you went to Jinling City this time. It caused quite a stir."

"It's true that nothing can be hidden from Master Eight. Those people in the special task force have to tell Master Eighth about everything. We have indeed done a big thing in Jinling City and killed a lot of first-class Japanese devils of the Jiuju class." The sloppy Taoist priest then patted his butt and stood up.

"I heard that Yoshitake Taichi, the deputy leader of the Japanese Nine Chrysanthemums, is here?" asked the Eighth Master curiously.

"That's right. Not only did he come, but there were also many powerful Japanese masters. Except for Yoshitake Taichi, we basically dealt with them all. Moreover, I also got a treasure from Yoshitake Taichi, so I'll let Mr. Ba take a look at it."

As I said that, I took out the Yasakani no Magatama from the Dragon-Tiger Mirror and brought it in front of Master Ba.

The Eighth Master took only one look and was immediately shocked: "Wow, it's the Yasakani no Magatama! The real thing!"

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