I use the fox fairy to suppress all ghosts

In those days, there was nothing fun to do. It was nothing more than going down the river to catch fish, climbing trees to dig out bird nests, and catching grasshoppers in the ground.

Unlike now, there are mobile phones, computers, TVs, etc., and there are many entertainment activities at home.

The two of us have done a lot of fishing in the river, and we are already tired of it. As for digging out bird nests, we have already dug out all the bird nests in the entire village, and there is really nothing to dig out. Go to the field to catch grasshoppers.

At this time, the grasshoppers are fat and big. After they are caught, they are skewered on wooden sticks and roasted over fire. The taste is really delicious.

After arriving outside the village, the two of us split up and tossed around in the grass with a wooden stick.

Xiaopang didn’t know if he had eaten his stomach badly today. Not long after we arrived in the field, Xiaopang groaned, saying that it was a stomachache, then took off his pants and squatted in the grass for a while There was a lot of noise.

"Little Fatty, you are such a lazy person who poops a lot. I caught grasshoppers later, so you have to eat less." I looked back at Xiaopang, and a stench came over me, making me dizzy and dizzy. This guy doesn't know what to eat, his shit is really smelly, I can't help but stay away.

"Little Jie, you catch it first, and I'll be with you after I'm done pulling. Don't worry, I'll catch no less than you." Xiaopang said while sucking in the air-conditioning.

At this moment, I looked back and found a big grasshopper jumping behind the chubby ass.

I swear, it's the first time I've seen such a big grasshopper.

The grasshopper jumped and landed directly on Xiaopang's chrysanthemum.

Xiaopang let out an ouch, and wanted to dodge as soon as he moved his body. When I saw it, I didn't care about the smell anymore, so I walked a few steps closer and said to Xiaopang: "Little fat, don't move, it's a very big guy." Huge grasshopper, catch it quickly, don't let it escape."

Hearing what I said, Xiaopang was so angry that his big butt really caught the grasshopper. I was overjoyed, and when I was about to catch the big grasshopper, unexpectedly, Suddenly, a big rooster jumped out from the grass and rushed towards Xiaopang.

The co-author is that the big rooster has been chasing the big grasshopper, and the grasshopper jumped onto the little fat chrysanthemum in a panic.

This kind of chicken is called wandering chicken in our place, and we don’t usually feed it very much, but rely on it to catch bugs and dig grass seeds to eat.

This kind of chicken has strong fighting power and quick movements. Let alone grasshoppers, it can catch mice as fast as cats. Sometimes it can kill small snakes and dare to fight cats and dogs. Nagging is even more commonplace and has become the nightmare of every rural child.

It was too late and then too fast, the big rooster suddenly jumped out of the grass, without the slightest hesitation, ran towards the grasshopper caught on the chubby chrysanthemum, took a bite, turned around and ran with the grasshopper in its mouth, and disappeared after a while trace.

Xiaopang's hysterical howl resounded through the sky, and could be heard ten miles away.

I stood there dazed, at a loss for a moment.

I never expected this to happen.

The mantis catching the cicada and the oriole followed behind, and let the big rooster get ahead of him.

But it really hurt when the big cock hit Xiaopang's ass.

Later Xiaopang told me that it felt like red-hot iron tongs were inserted into the chrysanthemum, as if tens of thousands of ants were swimming on the buttocks, and a hot current surged along the chrysanthemum to the back of the neck , that kind of sourness is beyond the experience of ordinary people.

Xiaopang’s hysterical screams terrified me. It is said that when the children in the next village heard his piercing screams, they had nightmares at night, couldn’t sleep well, and invited a witch.

The most unlucky thing was that at the intersection where we caught the grasshopper, Grandpa Wang from the village happened to pass by driving a donkey cart.

Grandpa Wang is almost 70 years old. He is an old-fashioned driver in the village. When he was young, he used to drive a big horse-drawn cart, let alone an ox cart.

This little donkey trained by Grandpa Wang is really called an all-round voice-controlled smart donkey, with its own navigation system, it can go wherever it goes, and it never misses it.

It’s just that the old driver also missed. After hearing Xiaopang’s screams, the smart donkey was frightened at that time. When he pouted his tail, he started to run wildly. The cigarette pot that Grandpa Wang was holding was swept away by the donkey’s tail After flying several meters away, the only remaining front tooth in his mouth was honorably laid off.

The little donkey ran wildly and threw Grandpa Wang off the donkey cart.

It is said that the frightened donkey ran more than 20 miles at a stretch before being brought under control in the next town.

This time, Grandpa Wang fell hard and rolled into the big pit on the side of the road for a long time without getting up, screaming ouch.

I saw that this was not good, it was important to save people first.

Xiaopang was just nagged by the big rooster, and his life was not in danger, but Grandpa Wang was old, so it was really painful to fall so suddenly.

I don't care about Xiaopang anymore, I hurried to the ditch, trying to help Grandpa Wang up.

Grandpa Wang really fell hard, he didn't get up for a long time, probably his old waist was broken.

But Grandpa Wang was very conscious, and when he saw me running over, he immediately scolded furiously: "You kid, what's your name, with your voice, why do you want to throw me to death?"

"Grandpa Wang, it's not me, it's Xiaopang..." I explained.

Before he finished speaking, the furious Grandpa Wang gave me a slap on the head: "You bastard, you have learned to lie, who are you? You are the only one in the mountains and plains."

This slap made my head buzz, the old man was so strong when he fell like this.

Just after I took this slap, suddenly, I saw several yellow-skinned children appearing in the grass, and a fox was staring at Grandpa Wang.

As soon as I saw them appear, I thought badly.

At that time, I was already sensible, and I knew that there would be no good for this yellow skinned person. The previous few times were all because someone beat me and killed me.

Grandpa Wang hit me out of anger, I can fully understand it, if he lost his life because of this, it would be troublesome.

I looked in the direction of those yellow-skinned children and the fox, waved my hands again and again and said, "It has nothing to do with him, please don't harm him."

When Grandpa Wang saw me standing there talking alone, he didn't get angry. He hit me again and said angrily, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and help me up."

I regained my senses and continued to support Grandpa Wang, but my strength was too weak to support him at all.

At this time, there happened to be a passing villager, and I said hello, and then I lifted Grandpa Wang up from the ditch.

What I never expected was that something happened to Grandpa Wang in the end.