I am a layman in basketball
Chapter 196 Wu Song Fights the Tiger
Hey hey hey!Goddess Kiss Fragment x3!
Yu Jingyao is beautiful in his heart!I really want to come here!Shouldn't it be time to take advantage of this opportunity?How about sticking out your tongue?
I did it when I thought of it, but unfortunately the tongue sticks out and the tip of the tongue sticks out. I only feel the breeze blowing by. The imaginary scene of the tip of the tongue prying the teeth does not appear. Instead, Wang Suhe's furious face is replaced by a stormy powder fist revenge.
"I'm going! Hey! This is exciting! Wu Song fights the tiger!" Some students passing by had the guts to complain loudly, making everyone around them laugh.
It was only then that Wang Suhe noticed how unsightly the actions of her and Yu Jingyao were on the steps.
She actually straddled Yu Jingyao's lap and smashed him! !
Not to mention that he really looks like Wu Song fighting a tiger!
"Hey!" Wang Suhe finally punched Yu Jingyao in the eye socket, then got up from him and left quickly.
Enduring the pain all over his body, Yu Jingyao got up from the ground, covered his eye sockets that had been beaten, and went to chase Wang Suhe in the teaching building. This time, he really couldn't see Wang Suhe's shadow.
"Hey! I didn't get what I should do, and I don't know if the beating is worth it?" Yu Jingyao sighed and left the teaching building.
……
"Hey! Jingyao, there is a rumor in the school that there is a fat beauty beating up a scumbag at the gate of today's first teaching, saying that the beauty is so fierce! The rider just got a meal... hey? What happened to your eye sockets?" Li Yanan returned to the dormitory He excitedly shared the big news he heard with Yu Jingyao, and he also wanted to share it with more people, but it was a pity that Fatty Dong was not there.
But halfway through the conversation, he saw the bruised eye sockets of Yu Jingyao who was sitting on the chair.
"I'm that scumbag who was beaten!" Yu Jingyao said angrily.
"Is that beauty Zhao Xue or..."
"Wang Suhe!"
"It's probably true. Zhao Xue is obedient to you, how could she do such a 'rebellious' thing."
"Oh! Don't say it!" Yu Jingyao thought of Zhao Xue's indifferent eyes and the words she said when he met Zhao Xue again.
Li Yanan quickly pulled a chair and sat next to Yu Jingyao, took out two packs of peanuts and two cans of beer from his schoolbag and said, "I have wine, do you have a story?"
Yu Jingyao looked at the things on the table and snorted softly: "It's quite complete."
"I came back from the sports department." Li Yanan said proudly instead of ashamed, his expression seemed to say: "Quickly praise me!"
Yu Jingyao grabbed a bag of peanuts, opened the bag and ate it, saying, "You're quite proud! Forget it, since you want to hear it, I'll tell you about today's strange things."
At this time, Fatty Dong just came back.
"Hey! You two didn't call me when you were drinking!" Fatty Dong walked to Yu Jingyao's table after speaking, grabbed the bag of peanuts, poured a handful into his mouth.
"I'm not afraid of disturbing your game!" Li Yanan said and stood up.
Yu Jingyao grabbed the half bag of peanuts left in Fatty Dong's hand and said, "Save some for me!"
"It's okay! There are more!" Li Yanan took out five bags of peanuts from his bag and threw them on Jingyao's table, then took out a can of beer: "That's all for wine."
"Okay, that's enough. Am I here for drinking? I'm here for listening to stories." Fatty Dong patted the broken peanuts on his hands, went to his desk and pulled a chair, and after sitting down, he spread his hands at Yu Jingyao: " Please begin your performance."
Yu Jingyao rolled his eyes at Fatty Dong, but didn't bother with her any more, and started to tell what happened today, and of course kissed the part and stopped it...
After listening, Fatty Dong and Li Yanan both burst out laughing.After laughing, Li Yanan first said: "Dong Shushu and Zhao Xue from the living department are classmates, and they also live in the dormitory next door to Zhao Xue. They also have a good relationship with Zhao Xue. During the last meal..."
Li Yanan paused when he said this, because from that day on, Zhao Xue, who had always been obedient to Jingyao, broke up with Yu Jingyao and slapped Yu Jingyao. Jing Yao's painful memories.
Yu Jingyao said without hesitation: "Continue!"
Li Yanan nodded: "Dong Shushu told her all the things Zhao Xue knew during the last meal. I will contact Dong Shushu here and ask her to help pay attention to Zhao Xue's situation."
"Okay! That's more... Eh? No! You tell her to pay attention and she pays attention? Hehehe! Tell me! Did you hook up with other schoolgirls!" Yu Jingyao suddenly remembered halfway through his words.
"Hush! Don't dare to talk nonsense! The horoscope has not been written yet!" Li Yanan smiled shyly.
"Okay! It's all my own, so I'm not afraid to trouble others. You can do it, if you don't make a move, you will see the effect as soon as you make a move. It is much better than Yu Jingyao." Fatty Dong laughed.
"That's right! At least I didn't get beaten for chasing girls!"
"Hahaha!" The two clapped their hands tacitly, and laughed out loud without loyalty.
"I beg you two to be individuals!" Yu Jingyao rewarded each of them with a peanut bean, and they both shot their heads straight away.
The fat man said: "You have to be conscious when chasing a girl. This girl is like a flower bone. You have to pet her and get used to her, just like you did today. You were punched by Wang Suhe in the left eye socket. You have to send the right eye socket over quickly, and then Beg her to give you another punch."
Yu Jingyao had black lines on his face: "I'm not that cheap."
"Anyway, my friend's experience in chasing girls is taught to you for free. You can listen to it if you like it, and you don't want to listen to it!" Dong Fatty finished speaking and drank a sip of beer before continuing: "But don't worry about Zhao Xue. Come on, she chose the road by herself, to put it bluntly, even if she is cheated again, it is her own fault, you are not her, you are worried."
Yu Jingyao understands what Fatty Dong said, but can he really let it go?
"Forget it! I can tell from your expression that you didn't listen to what I said just now. Let's stop talking, shall we? Come on! Drink!" Fatty Dong raised the jar proudly after speaking.
"Yes, yes, yes! Drink!" Li Yanan also raised the jar.
When Yu Jingyao saw that the two roommates were so forthright, it was a little hard for him to twitch, so he put all his troubles to the back of his mind first, and let's talk after drinking!
"Dry!"
Yu Jingyao raised the jar to touch the two of them, but Li Yanan hurriedly removed the jar and said, "You can't drink so hard, there are only three jars of wine."
Fatty Dong said: "You are petty, brother Jingyao is in a bad mood today, you have to drink if you are in a bad mood, these three cans are a warm-up, find a place to drink after you finish, your brother Jingyao treats you!"
"Pfft!" Yu Jingyao, who was pouring beer into his stomach, was suddenly cueed by Fatty Dong, and the whole gulp of wine was sprayed on Fatty Dong's face.
"Hahahaha!" Li Yanan laughed loudly while quickly getting a tissue for Fatty Dong.
"Yu Jingyao, it's just a meal, can't you?" Fatty Dong said resentfully while wiping his face.
Yu Jingyao apologized again and again: "Sorry! Sorry! I'll treat Fat Brother to a drink later."
"It's almost there!"
Yu Jingyao is beautiful in his heart!I really want to come here!Shouldn't it be time to take advantage of this opportunity?How about sticking out your tongue?
I did it when I thought of it, but unfortunately the tongue sticks out and the tip of the tongue sticks out. I only feel the breeze blowing by. The imaginary scene of the tip of the tongue prying the teeth does not appear. Instead, Wang Suhe's furious face is replaced by a stormy powder fist revenge.
"I'm going! Hey! This is exciting! Wu Song fights the tiger!" Some students passing by had the guts to complain loudly, making everyone around them laugh.
It was only then that Wang Suhe noticed how unsightly the actions of her and Yu Jingyao were on the steps.
She actually straddled Yu Jingyao's lap and smashed him! !
Not to mention that he really looks like Wu Song fighting a tiger!
"Hey!" Wang Suhe finally punched Yu Jingyao in the eye socket, then got up from him and left quickly.
Enduring the pain all over his body, Yu Jingyao got up from the ground, covered his eye sockets that had been beaten, and went to chase Wang Suhe in the teaching building. This time, he really couldn't see Wang Suhe's shadow.
"Hey! I didn't get what I should do, and I don't know if the beating is worth it?" Yu Jingyao sighed and left the teaching building.
……
"Hey! Jingyao, there is a rumor in the school that there is a fat beauty beating up a scumbag at the gate of today's first teaching, saying that the beauty is so fierce! The rider just got a meal... hey? What happened to your eye sockets?" Li Yanan returned to the dormitory He excitedly shared the big news he heard with Yu Jingyao, and he also wanted to share it with more people, but it was a pity that Fatty Dong was not there.
But halfway through the conversation, he saw the bruised eye sockets of Yu Jingyao who was sitting on the chair.
"I'm that scumbag who was beaten!" Yu Jingyao said angrily.
"Is that beauty Zhao Xue or..."
"Wang Suhe!"
"It's probably true. Zhao Xue is obedient to you, how could she do such a 'rebellious' thing."
"Oh! Don't say it!" Yu Jingyao thought of Zhao Xue's indifferent eyes and the words she said when he met Zhao Xue again.
Li Yanan quickly pulled a chair and sat next to Yu Jingyao, took out two packs of peanuts and two cans of beer from his schoolbag and said, "I have wine, do you have a story?"
Yu Jingyao looked at the things on the table and snorted softly: "It's quite complete."
"I came back from the sports department." Li Yanan said proudly instead of ashamed, his expression seemed to say: "Quickly praise me!"
Yu Jingyao grabbed a bag of peanuts, opened the bag and ate it, saying, "You're quite proud! Forget it, since you want to hear it, I'll tell you about today's strange things."
At this time, Fatty Dong just came back.
"Hey! You two didn't call me when you were drinking!" Fatty Dong walked to Yu Jingyao's table after speaking, grabbed the bag of peanuts, poured a handful into his mouth.
"I'm not afraid of disturbing your game!" Li Yanan said and stood up.
Yu Jingyao grabbed the half bag of peanuts left in Fatty Dong's hand and said, "Save some for me!"
"It's okay! There are more!" Li Yanan took out five bags of peanuts from his bag and threw them on Jingyao's table, then took out a can of beer: "That's all for wine."
"Okay, that's enough. Am I here for drinking? I'm here for listening to stories." Fatty Dong patted the broken peanuts on his hands, went to his desk and pulled a chair, and after sitting down, he spread his hands at Yu Jingyao: " Please begin your performance."
Yu Jingyao rolled his eyes at Fatty Dong, but didn't bother with her any more, and started to tell what happened today, and of course kissed the part and stopped it...
After listening, Fatty Dong and Li Yanan both burst out laughing.After laughing, Li Yanan first said: "Dong Shushu and Zhao Xue from the living department are classmates, and they also live in the dormitory next door to Zhao Xue. They also have a good relationship with Zhao Xue. During the last meal..."
Li Yanan paused when he said this, because from that day on, Zhao Xue, who had always been obedient to Jingyao, broke up with Yu Jingyao and slapped Yu Jingyao. Jing Yao's painful memories.
Yu Jingyao said without hesitation: "Continue!"
Li Yanan nodded: "Dong Shushu told her all the things Zhao Xue knew during the last meal. I will contact Dong Shushu here and ask her to help pay attention to Zhao Xue's situation."
"Okay! That's more... Eh? No! You tell her to pay attention and she pays attention? Hehehe! Tell me! Did you hook up with other schoolgirls!" Yu Jingyao suddenly remembered halfway through his words.
"Hush! Don't dare to talk nonsense! The horoscope has not been written yet!" Li Yanan smiled shyly.
"Okay! It's all my own, so I'm not afraid to trouble others. You can do it, if you don't make a move, you will see the effect as soon as you make a move. It is much better than Yu Jingyao." Fatty Dong laughed.
"That's right! At least I didn't get beaten for chasing girls!"
"Hahaha!" The two clapped their hands tacitly, and laughed out loud without loyalty.
"I beg you two to be individuals!" Yu Jingyao rewarded each of them with a peanut bean, and they both shot their heads straight away.
The fat man said: "You have to be conscious when chasing a girl. This girl is like a flower bone. You have to pet her and get used to her, just like you did today. You were punched by Wang Suhe in the left eye socket. You have to send the right eye socket over quickly, and then Beg her to give you another punch."
Yu Jingyao had black lines on his face: "I'm not that cheap."
"Anyway, my friend's experience in chasing girls is taught to you for free. You can listen to it if you like it, and you don't want to listen to it!" Dong Fatty finished speaking and drank a sip of beer before continuing: "But don't worry about Zhao Xue. Come on, she chose the road by herself, to put it bluntly, even if she is cheated again, it is her own fault, you are not her, you are worried."
Yu Jingyao understands what Fatty Dong said, but can he really let it go?
"Forget it! I can tell from your expression that you didn't listen to what I said just now. Let's stop talking, shall we? Come on! Drink!" Fatty Dong raised the jar proudly after speaking.
"Yes, yes, yes! Drink!" Li Yanan also raised the jar.
When Yu Jingyao saw that the two roommates were so forthright, it was a little hard for him to twitch, so he put all his troubles to the back of his mind first, and let's talk after drinking!
"Dry!"
Yu Jingyao raised the jar to touch the two of them, but Li Yanan hurriedly removed the jar and said, "You can't drink so hard, there are only three jars of wine."
Fatty Dong said: "You are petty, brother Jingyao is in a bad mood today, you have to drink if you are in a bad mood, these three cans are a warm-up, find a place to drink after you finish, your brother Jingyao treats you!"
"Pfft!" Yu Jingyao, who was pouring beer into his stomach, was suddenly cueed by Fatty Dong, and the whole gulp of wine was sprayed on Fatty Dong's face.
"Hahahaha!" Li Yanan laughed loudly while quickly getting a tissue for Fatty Dong.
"Yu Jingyao, it's just a meal, can't you?" Fatty Dong said resentfully while wiping his face.
Yu Jingyao apologized again and again: "Sorry! Sorry! I'll treat Fat Brother to a drink later."
"It's almost there!"
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