In the world of cultivating immortals, people can have a 50/50 relationship with anyone

On a horse!

Be deceived by this little bastard's warm and jade-like appearance!

Every time the little bastard wanted to drink, he ran to catch fish.

Relying on grilled fish to prostitute the old man's wine for nothing, it's not ambiguous at all!

Although the grilled fish made by this little bastard is indeed delicious, compared to his own Xianniang, the value is still a thousand miles away!

No, you can't let him stay any longer!

At this moment, Zhen Yunzi made up his mind that he must send Li Zhoujun away today!

"Mr. Zhou, you've been here for a month, and I can feel your enthusiasm. Shouldn't you be busy with the mountain master's affairs?"

Zhen Yunzi asked Li Zhoujun kindly.

"Uh, old mountain master, I actually want to drink more... more company..."

Swish!

Before Li Zhoujun could finish his words, he felt his surroundings spinning and appeared in the main hall of the Supreme Hall.

Li Zhoujun stood in the Taishang Hall with a harpoon in his hand, blinked in confusion, and then he found a stone tablet looming in the mist-condensed aura in front of him.

Li Zhoujun took a closer look and saw the words "Yunyinjie" written on it in capitals.

There is also a line of small characters written next to it, 'entrants must hold the order of the emperor and the order of the suzerain. '

"It turns out that the identity card of the Supreme Elder is the key." Li Zhoujun was confused on the spot.

This is not to blame Li Zhoujun.

After all, at the beginning, everyone thought he was a fifth-rank true immortal.

A fifth-rank true immortal can naturally travel through the small world at will, so naturally there is no ability to tell him too much.

This is really hard for Yunzi.

But at this moment, Zhen Yunzi stood there feeling a little melancholy.

Needless to say, the grilled fish made by this little bastard Li Zhoujun is really delicious, mixed with various seasonings that I have never seen before, I am afraid it is hard to find the best in the world.

Forcibly sending this little bastard away, Zhen Yunzi suddenly felt a little bit reluctant.

So he looked at the wine that was still buried in the ground and hadn't been dug out. It seems that next time he wants to eat grilled fish, he can only do a loss-making business...

At this time, Li Zhoujun also had a flash of light all over his body, and he returned to his elegant appearance in the blue shirt in the past. After walking out of the Supreme Hall, he teleported to Yunju Palace.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Which bastard actually wrote the book, I'm going to hack him!"

When Li Zhoujun returned to Yunju Mountain.

Then I saw Su Nan making a hammock between two trees in the yard, lying in the hammock, holding a blue book in her hand, her little feet without shoes, and a lying Erlang leg, Swinging around, he was still crying and cursing.

Seeing this scene, Li Zhoujun's mouth twitched: "There is something more bloody than this among Taoist couples."

"Is there anything more bloody than this?" Su Nan replied without thinking.

"Conceal the gender." Li Zhoujun grinned.

"Damn it, are you playing so perverted?"

Su Nan jumped up from the hammock all at once. When she saw that it was Li Zhoujun, Su Nan was taken aback for a moment, then rolled her eyes: "I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten for 30 days, and I fainted from hunger."

After finishing speaking, he fell down with a plop.

Li Zhoujun walked over and grabbed her ear.

"Ouch, Master! It hurts, hurts!"

Su Nan was pinched by Li Zhoujun's ears, and she lifted her teeth from the hammock with a grin.

"Can't you learn more from your junior sister? Let me save my worry." Li Zhoujun sighed.

boom!

Just when Li Zhoujun's voice fell.

The alchemy room exploded with a bang.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The next moment, Lu Zhining, whose face was blackened by the smoke, ran out of the alchemy room while fanning the black smoke coughed out of her mouth with her small hands.

"Master, actually... I feel, I feel like, it's okay..."

At this time, Su Nan said to Li Zhoujun with an aggrieved face.

"Are you still proud? Although your junior sister failed in alchemy, she is self-motivated. How about you? What are you doing?" The corners of Li Zhoujun's mouth twitched. He didn't expect the slap in the face to come so quickly, but as a master , still have to be majestic.

"Zhi Ning, what pill were you refining just now? It doesn't matter if you fail. After all, failure is success. The most important thing is to gain experience from failure." Li Zhoujun smiled at Lu Zhining with an aunt's smile on her face. road.

Lu Zhining blushed a little: "Master, my senior sister has raised my belly, I'm refining a slimming pill..."

Snapped!

Li Zhoujun covered his face with his big hands, and two lines of tears flowed from his hands.

"You two, clean up the alchemy room for me, and then stand outside the alchemy room for a day!" Li Zhoujun said with a look of hatred.

At this moment, Li Zhoujun finally knows how sad it is to be an old father.

After finishing talking, Li Zhoujun shook his head and walked back to the yard where he was resting, his back looked a little lonely.

Seeing Li Zhoujun leave, Su Nan breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest and said, "I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death."

"Senior Sister, Master won't get mad at us, will he?" Lu Zhining asked Su Nan.

Su Nan said with a smile: "Master, he is a strong man at the level of a real fairy. How could he be angry with us? Let's toast a cup of tea to Master tonight, and just admit our mistakes. Master, the old man's anger should dissipate." gone."

"What are you muttering about? Why don't you go clean the alchemy room?"

In the courtyard where Li Zhoujun lived, his urging sounded.

"Ah, Master! Let's go now!" Su Nan replied loudly, and then said to Lu Zhining: "Let's go, let's go clean up, or Master, the old man will be really angry!"

"Senior Sister, I'll just clean it up, after all, I messed up there..."

"Junior Sister, what are you talking about? Let's share our troubles and share our blessings. Let's go and get a broom!"

After Su Nan interrupted Lu Zhining's words, she urged her repeatedly.

the other side.

In the depths of the ocean on the edge of Qingzhou Continent, inside the Dragon Palace.

Sure enough, Ao Yu caught a confidant of an old monster in the sea and sent him to Qingzhou to check - a lobster spirit, and tied the old monster's confidant lobster spirit to a wooden frame.

Snapped!

Ao Yu lashed the lobster spirit with a whip, and said with a gloomy face: "This seat will give you a chance, surrender to this seat!"

"Promise or not!"

The lobster was in sore pain, screaming like ghosts and wolves, and was about to beg for mercy.

Snapped!

Another whip sounded.

Ao Yu looked at the lobster spirit in surprise: "Hey, the little bastard has a lot of backbone, but I underestimated you earlier."

Snapped!

"Promise or not?"

Snapped!

"Promise or not..."

After whipping the whip for a long time, Ao Yu finally stopped, looked at the lobster spirit with admiration on his face and said, "The old tortoise, Camel Siren, should be proud to have such a loyal confidant like you."

"Loyalty? Loyalty to your grandma! Do you agree? Do you agree? You gave me a chance to speak, you!"

The lobster spirit, who was about to belch, immediately came alive after hearing Ao Yu's words, regardless of whether the dragon in front of him was a real dragon or not, he immediately vomited when he was aggrieved.