Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Loading simulation, please wait..."

[You in another world are a meme master who can make other people stop thinking as soon as you meme.But in the journey of indulging in the Internet all day long, you are unfortunately infected with the sin of astringency. As a result, you suddenly find that as long as you are in heat with your mobile phone, you will continue to become stronger. ]

[Just when you occasionally find time to launch the royal war on the horse server, you are surprised to find that the planning of the royal war has long since abandoned your mother, and the latest "adjustment" of the game's balance and values ​​has already overwhelmed the head of a greedy people like you. Press it on the ground and rub it repeatedly. ]

[As a result, within an hour, you were hammered 20 times by various krypton gold masters with their little thumbs.You were so angry that you jumped up and down the room, kept cursing the planner's parents, and successfully caused the planner to become a real orphan overnight.In the end, you jumped too high and your head got stuck in the ceiling. You were very lucky to get stuck in the back room! ]

"When you die in the simulation, the simulation will automatically end."

"After each simulation, the system will issue different rewards according to the host's exploration progress and corresponding behavior."

"I wish you good luck, wandering...!!! Wei Adudu is doo hey, eh wei? A doo? Doo hee hee hee..."

"???"

"What happened?! What happened?!"

Suddenly found that the system panel of his home began to twitch for no reason, and Chen Gaoyuan, who was about to complain about the "Royal Clash! Start! (Grey)], swallowed the words abruptly.

In the simulation and drawing of his talents just now, he only selected "Bagpipes from afar (Gold)] and the drawn "You stand up for everything, this will only make you stronger! (Silver)] and "Royal War! Start !(gray)] That’s all.

He doesn't seem to have chosen "Because ↗ hello ↘ toot ↗ hello ↘ toot ↗ hello ↘ (?)] this strange option with mental pollution......

[Hey, Wei, Adudu, hey, Weiwei? Ah, beep? Beep, beep, beep...]

[Ah!Don't generate electricity here! ]

Seeing a strange stick figure suddenly jumped onto the system panel uncontrollably and made strange noises, Chen Gaoyuan suddenly felt inexplicable.

He actually kind of imagined this stick figured skeleton, that is, the modified version of San, to perform such a strange dance together.

And the original light blue system panel turned orange angrily at this time, but returned to normal after a few flashes.

"Good luck, wanderer..."

"Pretty, huh?"

[…………………]

Without giving Chen Gaoyuan even the slightest chance to complain, the system directly threw an overclocking flash (flash) at Chen Gaoyuan's face with a black face.

"Ah!!! Can't you change the scene?!"

"Your flash bombs are free! The flash bombs in my backpack need 5000gp!" Chen Gaoyuan covered his painful eyes, and opened them slowly after howling in pain.

It's just that after he opened his eyes, his eyes were still white and gray.

"?"

After trying to rub his inexplicably sore eyes, Chen Gaoyuan looked carefully again. The land in front of him was all black and white blocks.

Although they are all black and white, there is still a huge difference from the level of "chess duel" he reached before.

If the level "Chess Showdown" is a regular chessboard, then here is a messy mess filled with black, white and gray blocks.

The ups and downs are uneven, and in some places there is a completely unnatural upside-down space. Many geometric empty islands of various strange shapes float in the gray sky without any support.

Even this gray sky is constantly flickering, like a shoddy, bug-free game background.

But the one-sided triangle that is as thin as a plane, but whose height almost pierces the sky, and the extremely distorted spatial characteristics seem to challenge Chen Gaoyuan's cognitive limit as a human being at any time.

This is simply beyond the comprehension of a carbon-based creature!

There are no other creatures in this space except Chen Gaoyuan.

Trying to take a few steps, Chen Gaoyuan only felt that the black and white land under his feet almost had an unrealistic texture.

It's like stepping on a very hard cloud, I don't know whether it is hard or soft.

"What kind of underworld is this?" Chen Gaoyuan rubbed his head with some emotion, and a strange sense of nostalgia surged into his heart.

It seems that there is a girl with a vague face in my mind showing a hexadecimal smile, beckoning to him, and seems to be calling him.

The thoughts in my head are gradually emptying out, and the desire to explore is being gradually wiped away by a strange consciousness.

As if I am in heaven now, carefree and painless...

"Wait, what am I?!" Chen Gaoyuan woke up suddenly as if he had sensed an abnormality.

He hurriedly shook his head, and threw out these inexplicable things in his mind.

Although there was a very familiar feeling of intimacy, Chen Gaoyuan also obviously felt that his memory was a little confused, and he felt that his soul and consciousness seemed to be in an extremely dangerous state.

He didn't know what was going on with him.

"Brother, let's hide in your place..." Chen Gaoyuan felt a little guilty and took out a notebook that "Triangle" had given him before.

Open this note, according to "Triangle", I should be sent to his level.

But after the blank notebook was opened, a few sheets of paper flew in the gray sky a few times, twisted wildly, and finally disappeared like a bug.

"Damn, there is something wrong with your book!" Chen Gaoyuan had just finished complaining, when a bunch of strange thoughts of "why did you leave heaven" were born in his mind at the same time.

"Could it be that this ghostly place is mentally polluted?" Chen Gaoyuan held his swollen head and made the next decision with difficulty with his remaining rationality.

"Spiritual pollution, right? Then see if your mental pollution is severe, or my reality is distorted!"

"Mice, I..."

"Announce something here!"

"Before I go out..."

"You are a diva, right?"

Words follow, just as Chen Gaoyuan read the last word, an invisible wave spread throughout the space.

And the existence transformed into gray sky also sensed this fluctuation, and hastily made countermeasures.

In the next second, Chen Gaoyuan only felt his body keep falling, falling continuously, as if falling into a bottomless abyss.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ’'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' I my foot," he said.

But amidst Chen Gaoyuan's shouts, he felt his head getting heavier and heavier, and all his thoughts began to be gradually replaced by a strange code thinking.

Yes, at this moment, Chen Gaoyuan's uncontrollable body suddenly began to move up and down crazily after falling continuously in the void.

"Hey, Wei, Adudu, hey, Weiwei? Ah, toot? Toot, toot, toot..."