Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

I am Wang Xiaozhuang...

He is an ordinary third-grade elementary school student in Zhenxin Town who is only [-] meters tall as long as his clothes don't explode.

Logically speaking, today should have been a peaceful day.

Ogawa at the back table should ask me for answers during the exam like before.

Or keep coming to talk to me during class.

but…………

"Xiao Zhuang!"

"Xiao Ming from the third class next door deserves a beating!"

"He actually said that my mother is wholesale!!!"

"He also said that I have no power, I have no background!"

"Most importantly, he also questioned my sexual orientation!!!"

"This is unbearable!!!"

"Let's go find him after class! Show him some good ones!"

At the door of the classroom, I looked at the M429 fully equipped with drums in his hand.I just took it over and weighed it slightly, then accidentally bent the M249.

We had no choice but to secretly "borrow" the two dragon-slaying knives from the Political and Education Office for the time being, and barely use them as tools for fighting.

On the head is a street stall headgear snatched from a dark arena in a bathhouse on Liberty Street during Children's Day.

That's weird, I feel like I've seen this headgear before?There is an indescribable sense of familiarity.

But who told me that Brother Chuan helped me book the Internet cafe yesterday, and recharged four 648s for me, so that I, a weak and helpless Mengxin, could ship...

As long as Brother Chuan is willing, I would like to worship him as foster father! ! !

"Brother Chuan, I'll hit you wherever you want!!!" I said to Brother Chuan who was only a head shorter than me.

Brother Chuan was very happy, and specially gave me a bottle of unopened Wangzai milk.

The smell is very strange, there is a very strange fishy smell.It made me suspect that it was a can of low-quality mush.Upon closer inspection, the "Wangzai" of this can of Wangzai milk is actually wearing a black hood that is exactly the same as ours.

Brother Chuan said that he took the wrong one......

But this does not prevent us from rushing to the playground with a three-meter dragon-slaying sword, and gave Xiao Ming, who was still dribbling a basketball in front of the basketball court and wearing a strange gray middle parted hair, a severe meal. Slashing and hacking directly let him show his true colors.

In this big playground where you can see people chasing people with 20-meter machetes at every turn, it is obviously difficult for a few elementary school students like us to attract the attention of others.

"This is called Little Heizi!" Brother Chuan pointed to the fleeing rooster and explained to me with a puzzled face, "The head teacher is a true fan, as long as we give Xiao Ming, who is Xiao Heizi, to the head teacher."

"The head teacher will definitely not treat us badly."

Just when the two of us passed through many obstacles along the way at a speed of 20 meters per second, and chased Xiao Ming, who had turned into a chicken, to another basketball court, Brother Chuan and I found that we were surrounded by a large group of little blacks up.

Even Brother Chuan, who has the highest caste, the highest caste above the Brahmins: the title of Invincible God of War, was outnumbered and fell to the ground seriously injured.

The identities of prey and hunter were instantly reversed!

Fortunately, I have been proficient in the Confucian "Luanyu" since I was a child, and I took two dragon-slaying swords and Brother Chuan to fight out the heavy siege in a short while.But I, who have always been on a steady foot, fell down with Brother Chuan at the same time and fell to the ground together.

What is this!Hello! ! !

Steamed mullet.....

So I came to this inexplicable place with Brother Chuan, and I also want to participate in an event called... Yes!A strange competition called the back room speed cutting competition......

"Xiao Zhuang, look at those people! They are so fierce!"

"Shall we go down with them to join in the fun?"

By the time we got on the subway with the big team, my stomach just started to hurt.After searching for a long time on the train, there was no toilet. After hearing Brother Chuan's words, I followed him and got off the train.

I just want to quietly find a place where there are no people and release a few answers.

Brother Chuan and I went to a strange sewer. Obviously, it is very easy to find a small hidden corner in this place to be alone.

I first asked Brother Chuan to wait for me nearby, and after I quickly settled the matter, I was going to take out a large bag of tissues that I bought for free from the train table to deal with the aftermath.Suddenly, I heard a strange voice behind me.

It seemed like something was crawling and turning.

"…………"

As a result, when I turned my head, I saw a strange creature with black spider legs, a slender blue body and a big eyeball on its head.

This creature doesn't have a top hat, and it actually wants to use his long, spider-like legs to attack me from behind.

I was so scared that my clothes exploded on the spot, revealing my real body over five meters tall.Grab the thin body of this thing, and hold the throat of this thing tightly.I am going to give Brother Chuan who is waiting for me a little surprise.

Because I didn't grasp the strength well, accidentally......

"Wuuuu... I accidentally squeezed it too hard."

I blame myself very much......

But Brother Chuan didn't mind, he also told me that he had credit for the thing in my hand.

People can't, at least people can't...

Anyway, I can't just sit idly by! ! ! (?°???w°????)

So under my obstruction and side-stepping "hits", Brother Chuan still hasn't caught a live one before we found the exit.

After tiptoing through a slippery tunnel full of minced meat and bones, Brother Chuan and I finally found the exit of this ghostly place.The rusty iron escalator that went straight up went straight to a neatly decorated Catholic church with two places below.

The two of us walked for a while, and then came across a group of people who were kneeling on the ground, praying towards an icon that was not as tall as me.

But to be honest, when I saw the young lady in the nun's costume, I especially saw the water snake waist on the side from a distance.Combined with that strange pose, I... I... I feel...

Mom I'm in love! ! !

When I saw the sister nun and the praying crowd turn around, Brother Chuan and I saw that all of them had a common feature.

None of them have facial features, only a blurred face that looks like it has been mosaiced.

Mom, I'm broken in love.

I'm furious!Blow up this church with one punch! ! !

Wherever I point Brother Chuan, I will hit him! ! !

Brothers are of one heart, and their strength can break gold! ! !

But there are too many people on the opposite side, and there will be a steady stream of shameless people coming from other places to support them.It annoyed us very much.

"Boring, I want to see blood flow into rivers!"

After physically breaking through a road, Brother Chuan and I hurriedly shook off the furious crowd with weapons behind us.Finally, in a panic, we unscrewed a wooden door with a balloon wrapped around the handle.

Who cares what?Let's go in first...

"Are you having a party? =)" After entering the door, we met a guy with a yellow cloth bag on his body, she looked at the crowd behind us and said in surprise.My blind guess that this guy's gender is definitely a Walmart shopping bag.

Next to the yellow-skinned monster, a guy in a black sweater and a blue =( mask was so frightened that he pulled out a small pistol from his pocket and pointed it at us.