Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Can you eat pancakes? Are you Dora the Explorer! Turn over the cabinet! I don't know if people would hide in the cabinet in such a dangerous place?" Chen Gaoyuan took out his shotgun and aimed it at it. Lao Ba and Master Bei said very displeased.

If he had been hiding a little slower just now, his head would have been cut in half like that cabinet.

The key is that your system has not been updated yet! ! !

"Impossible, the smell I could smell from afar outside the cabinet just now..."

"You can still smell it with your nose? So you're trying to find fault, aren't you?"

"No, it's just that in the cabinet just now... it's the smell from Ollie!"

"......... (10% anger value)"

"After you came out, I found out that you really smell like Ollie."

“……………(50% anger value)”

"But I see that you obviously don't have Ollie on you, but why does it smell like Ollie?"

“……………… (99% anger value)”

"Have you seen that..."

"Shut up! You bastard!" The veins on Chen Gaoyuan's forehead bulged, and he couldn't help pressing his index finger on the trigger after cursing.

"Wait, I need to calm down..." Chen Gaoyuan suddenly remembered that he was still in crisis, so he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and prepared to turn around and leave, ignoring the daddy in front of him.

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Mr. Bei was holding a short steel knife, and the tip of the knife, looming in the darkness, was pointing directly at his heart.

"Gudong..." Swallowing his saliva, Chen Gaoyuan put down the shotgun in his hand, slowly raised his hands, and gave a standard French military salute to the man in front of him.

Master Bei smiled, patted Chen Gaoyuan on the shoulder and said with a smile, "You're a smart boy."

Then Master Bei's eyes widened, he took a quick step, and with his left hand quickly raised his hand, he firmly placed the steel knife on Chen Gaoyuan's neck.

"Come on, this clerk, tell me, what's going on inside?"

"I... I don't make anything!"

"Really?"

"real!"

"Lao Ba will make arrangements for him."

"Hi hi! Here we come."

"What! Old Ba?! You! You! Don't come here."

one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one

Under the torture of the two to extract a confession, especially when seeing Lao Ba dig something into his crotch.Chen Gaoyuan directly told everything he knew in this noodle shop without hesitation.

Even the employee handbook was pulled out.

But just when he took out the employee handbook, the originally thin black mist around him suddenly thickened.In the originally enclosed space, a strange wind suddenly blew up.

Taking the steel knife away from Chen Gaoyuan's neck temporarily, Master Bei, Lao Ba, and Chen Gaoyuan looked vigilantly at the black mist that was constantly spinning and rolling around the three of them. It was very obvious that the black mist was aimed at them.

"Letmesee!" Master Bei couldn't help but uttered a whimper, and under Chen Gaoyuan's unbelievable gaze, one hand turned into a black mist and took the opportunity to blend into it.

"Humph! Humph! Humph! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one by one one by one one by one"

As if feeling something, Master Pei's face suddenly changed from plain to joyful, but it turned into dead gray almost in the blink of an eye, and his face instantly twisted into a "head" and rolled on the spot in pain.

"Old Bei! Old Bei!" Lao Ba saw it, and hurried up to support Bei, who was trembling crazily on the ground, while looking up at the thick black mist.

"Hee hee, human! Miscellaneous ↘ fish ~ miscellaneous ↗ fish ~ miscellaneous fish!"

Accompanied by a loli voice like a clear bell, a human arm was thrown out of the seemingly endless black mist, and fell straight in front of Master Pei.

"You want to use my strength to deal with me?!"

"As expected of a trash fish!"

Feeling the threat in the mist, Lao Ba no longer cared about Chen Gaoyuan who was next to him. He opened his mouth and drank more than a dozen drops of Laoganma, and spit out several balls of dark red flames directly from his mouth.Countless sparks splashed by the scorching high temperature rolled and flew towards the direction of the voice in the mist.

But these huge groups of flames fell into the sea like mud cows, without any response.

On the contrary, a few big claws made of black mist protruded from the black mist and grabbed the ready-to-go Lao Ba.

"Ouch!"

He continued to spray burning flames from his mouth to block these huge hands of black mist, but Lao Ba's hands did not stop, and he took out bottles and cans of various colors from his small pocket like a magic trick.

"Stinky tofu!"

"Sufu!"

"lemon!"

"Old Godmother!"

"Lao Ba's secret little hamburger! It's affordable and full!"

"Ollie! Fucked brothers!"

Combining various ingredients poured out of the jar like lightning.A "beautiful and pretty" little hamburger exuding green energy appeared on the old eight's palm.

Suffocating the hamburger in his hand, under Chen Gaoyuan's unbelievable eyes, Lao Ba's originally slightly thin body suddenly swelled up, like blowing up a balloon, and turned into a five-meter-tall man in a few moments. Humanoid Hulk.

The quality of the underpants is exceptionally good, even if Lao Ba became like this, they didn't break.

Remember to post a link next time.

After exchanging glances with Master Bei, the super old eight roared at the black mist, and then spit out a super giant fireball several times larger than before towards the mist.

The fireball twisted and rotated continuously, forming a spear shape and piercing the black mist's defense line. Under the faint light of the fire, a petite figure hidden in the mist loomed in the black mist on one side.

After seeing the target, the super old eight suddenly spit out a huge fireball again to guide him, and then immediately burst out the strength of his whole body, like a heavy truck full of goods sprinting towards the fog in the fog The looming figure hit the past.

"Ollie! Made brothers!!!"

When the black mist that wanted to get close to Lao Ba was about to touch Lao Ba's skin, it was offset by the faint green mist on his body.

In the blink of an eye, Lao Ba came in front of that petite figure.

With a punch, the terrifying air wave dispersed the black mist around the fist.But such power could not make that petite figure back a centimeter.

On the contrary, the petite figure continued to let out a mocking and extremely embarrassing laugh in the tumbling black mist:

"As expected of a human fish! No matter how big it gets, it's useless~"

Feeling Lao Ba's unbelievable gaze, this petite figure deliberately stepped forward to get to Lao Ba's side, and continued to say in that beating tone:

"Miscellaneous ↗ fish? Small ↘ dog ~ can you do it?"

Feeling the blazing flame in Lao Ba's mouth, the petite figure also stretched out a little thumb in disdain but quickly retracted it.After weighing it over, he stretched out another index finger, and flicked it towards the dark red fireball that was close at hand.

The giant fireball, the size of two small cars, was shattered into sparks by a strange force and scattered on the ground.

The black mist continued to eat away at Lao Ba's huge body. His swollen body seemed to have shrunk, changing from the original five-meter Hulk back to a three-meter-high little giant at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The giant claws composed of countless black mist bound Lao Ba's body in an instant.

"I am the eighth in the gourmet world! Thousands of people call me a gourmet!"

Suddenly, a blurry phantom with a black mask and black tights on his face lit up behind Lao Ba.

After seeing Lao Ba being entangled by giant hands, the phantom turned around and raised its middle finger at the petite figure as a criticism.

"Are you looking down on my old eight?!"

Facing the figure with the black mask and pointing, the petite figure in the black mist also had a distorted expression, and stretched his hands forward to resist the pointing with all his strength.

"boom!"

Two invisible forces in the air collided together, and finally the phantom wearing the black mask shattered, but the giant black claws wrapped around Lao Ba's body were also swept away by the two attacks.

Seeing this situation, the petite figure taunted again:

"It's kind of interesting, but trash fish is always trash fish~"

"too weak."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lao Ba hurriedly used his strength to evade a giant claw that was rushing towards him, and when he was about to smash the wall next to him to escape, he saw that petite figure spread out his palm and gently Aim at him and grab him out of thin air.

Lao Ba's body fell straight on the ground, his face was painful, and he couldn't move.

"The next one is you!"

"Miscellaneous↗fish↘Mr~"

Ignoring Lao Ba who fell to the ground and was twitching.The petite figure in the black mist slowly turned around relying on the surrounding black mist, and said to Chen Gaoyuan who had witnessed the whole process with his back against the wall.

But at this moment, a terrifying red eye suddenly lit up from behind the petite figure.

The terrifying and substantive red and white murderous aura directly shattered all the surrounding black mist into pieces.

"Remove the head and eat it!!!"

Group: 200 (more than [-] funny sand sculpture groups, those with complex DNA will enter)

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