Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"White ♂!!!"

"Don't! Carry! This! Cut! Hair! Shop!"

In the end, the little "boy" overwhelmed the crowd, and went up to the fighting crowd one by one, and settled the dispute very quickly.On the way, there were a few others who grabbed branches and wanted to resist.After being snatched from the branches by Him, all of these branches that He was very "merciful" took one by one, and no more and no less were inserted in the asshole.

He sighed helplessly as he looked down at his teammates wearing "pain masks".

This is a high-end game.

After watching them leave in a hurry, Chen Gaoyuan had no choice but to walk in this ghostly place alone, but as he got deeper, his head became more and more dizzy, and his footsteps began to stumble.

There were more and more bones nearby, and the various heads reflected the glare of the moonlight, which almost blinded his eyes.As a result, Chen Gaoyuan didn't take a steady step, and accidentally tripped over a human spine and fell to the ground, and his jaw hit the ground hard.

There is a skull next to it showing a laughing expression. The left side of the skull is still missing a few teeth.

"It hurts!"

Chen Gaoyuan looked down at his health bar, and he was horrified to find that his health bar had dropped to less than half.

"It seems that staying in this ghost place will keep bleeding."

"So where am I supposed to go?"

At this moment, Chen Gaoyuan was in a state of confusion. Looking at the surrounding area full of trees, these trees were so dense that they were almost like a wall, so he made a very wise decision.

If there is no road, I will open one! ! !

After all, Lu Xun said...

Picking up the ax in his hand, Chen Gaoyuan pointed the ax at a tall red tree in front of him.In this way, after a long time of felling, he finally forcibly cut a path extending forward in this dense forest.

"Wuhu! Finally found a way out!" After splitting a bush, Chen Gaoyuan successfully walked out from the dense pile of trees.But the blood volume that was so shocking that he could almost jump up and call the audience to stand up really made him not flattered.

"@最后的骑士, where's the Haisi physique you gave me? Save it, hey!" Chen Gaoyuan couldn't help complaining, but he really reacted in the end.

The blood bar stopped falling, and began to "climb" at a snail-like speed.

"Your Hai Si physique has adapted to this environment."

"Large groups... explore..."

"well!"

Chen Gaoyuan pushed aside the bloody bushes in front of him, and jumped out of the dense forest like a monkey.

"Huh?! There are people there!"

Looking from a distance, there is an open space surrounded by woods in front of you.There are several large rectangular wooden tables, which are filled with various delicacies.There are all kinds of men and women lined up on both sides of the table. At this moment, they are laughing and eating the delicious food brought from the table.

Chen Gaoyuan is hungry.

Although he was surprised that in such a weird and dangerous place, there would be such a "Peach Blossom Spring" that was completely undefended, even though it was most likely a trap.But he still walked over.

The imperial army is hungry, so taking one of you is not too much, right?

Ignoring the content of their chat (he couldn't understand the key point), Chen Gaoyuan relied on the characteristics of "neutral creature" and did not arouse the slightest notice of the people at the table after approaching the table.

"What's the matter with you?!"

Snatching a big fried chicken leg from a bald man's hand from the crowd, Chen Gaoyuan picked up the big fried chicken leg and ran away.

"My new fried chicken leg!!!" The bald head closed his jaws so hard that he almost crushed his teeth. When he looked down and saw that the fried chicken leg in his hand had disappeared, he screamed sadly.

But in the face of this situation, the people around are still eating their own food, and there is no bald look like a bird at all.

There was no way, the bald man quickly pushed the chair away, got up and chased after his fried chicken leg.

While eating fried chicken legs, Chen Gaoyuan looked back at the scene where the bald head was chasing after him with blushing face, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"If you catch up with me, I'll tell you hehe... vomit!"

Just as he finished speaking, he suddenly discovered that the taste of fried chicken legs in his hand seemed to be "billion" something wrong.He could only feel the acid in his stomach screaming in pain, and the villi in his stomach twisted together almost screaming.

"Uh... vomit... vomit!!!" Chen Gaoyuan shook off the fried chicken leg in his hand, curled up with his whole body in a half-squat, and kept pouring out his own mush on the ground.

Enduring the pain, Chen Gaoyuan turned his head and saw that the fried chicken leg that he threw away just now had unexpectedly turned into a mass of fresh black oligi that radiated heat.

"Hey, my fried chicken drumsticks!" The bald man happily picked up the fresh ollie, and quickly gnawed on it, his cheeks on both sides were bulging.It looks like it is eating with relish, as if this is really a delicious fried chicken drumstick.

The bald head didn't seem to care about it, and he didn't think about why his Ollie flew without wings.

"Vovo voo voo!!!" Seeing this, Chen Gaoyuan vomited even more violently, and he vomited his stomach acid all over the floor. With half-closed eyes, he saw a few small black lumps quietly lying in yellow-green stomach acid.

Just when the bald head was carrying the half-gnawed Ollie and was about to return to the cooking team, he didn't know that an "Avenger" with red eyes was holding a big ax and hitting him hard in the back.

"Ah!!!" The bald man let out a scream, and he was knocked down to the ground.Even though he fell to the ground, his left hand still tightly held the half-gnawed Ollie.

He wanted to struggle to get up, but another heavy force fell on his body, directly breaking the ossicles of his legs.

"Wanderer Wu Ke (current lychee value: -100): A guy who unfortunately strayed into heaven, where he and his companions have been living a "happy and happy" life.But turning into the bones here is his fate soon. "

"Fried chicken legs, fried chicken legs!"

Looking at Wu Ke who was beaten into a second-level disability, Chen Gaoyuan shook his head helplessly.Disgusted, he pinched the half-gnawed Oli with his two fingers.Put it in front of him and speak to him.

"Want to eat this chicken drumstick?"

"Eat! Eat! Eat!"

"Then tell me where is the exit here?"

"Can you eat pancakes...ah!!!"

Then chopped off one of the opponent's legs, Chen Gaoyuan said to him with a cruel smile on his face, "You really don't know?"

"Since you have come to this paradise, is it necessary to know the exit?" The bald head raised his head enduring the severe pain and said to Chen Gaoyuan in disbelief.

"I am a demon with no feelings. I am from hell. I want to go home."

"Oh………"

The bald head seemed to understand something, but he didn't seem to understand.Stretching out his finger and pointing to his head, he said, "No, here is the way to get out."

"Think by yourself?!" Chen Gaoyuan suddenly realized.

"Open a big hole in your head, pull it wildly, and just get in." The other party said seriously.

"Are you Shabby?"

"What is a Shabby?"

"A form of praise and rhetoric of the highest order."

"Oh, thank you."

No longer making things difficult for the bald head, Chen Gaoyuan loosened his fingers, and directly fed the bald head with the secret in his hand.After waiting for the other party to devour this oligo completely, Chen Gaoyuan continued to ask:

"Is it delicious? What does it taste like?"

"Hmm... crunchy, chicken flavor?!"

"wrong password!"

"What are you playing...?"

After saying the last sentence, don't wait for the other person to reply.Chen Gaoyuan directly picked up the ax and slashed at Wu Ke's head...

It directly made his Tianling Gai contact with the air without any dead ends.

Looking at the other party's peaceful eyes, Chen Gaoyuan left a sentence:

"It should be Ollie! Fucked brothers!"

As for why he let this bald Wu Ke cut him off after eating Ollie.

Because as the saying goes: a white dove in heaven will not kiss a crow, and a poor old man will not go home hungry.

Let's go on the road when we are full......