Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"No sex! Kid!"

Just as Chen Gaoyuan was concentrating on the "painting art" training for the little grass god in front of him, the damn system suddenly brought up a big prompt window.

What the hell is blocking my eyes.

"Currently, the host still has 14/24 remaining physical strength, and can continue to perform a simulation."

"whether………"

"Come on!"

Chen Gaoyuan admits that although he is obsessed with sex, he has not yet reached the point of losing his mind. Facing the simulation of happiness, he certainly...

"10 points of stamina have been automatically deducted, and the remaining..."

"This simulation defaults to manual simulation."

"The entry floor is: random"

"Extracting a replacement template for the host..."

"Drawing random talents for the host..."

"boom!!!!!"

Just when the system panel was about to give him some brand-new good jobs (templates and talents), an extremely terrifying explosion sounded from outside the window, and the heat wave of the explosion carried broken building debris and directly erected a skyrocketing sky in Dongcheng District. pillar of fire.

"whatup!!!"

Chen Gaoyuan didn't care about the imitation, and immediately turned his head to look out the window. The movement was really too loud.

The soaring flames directly attracted a bunch of fire trucks.After taking a few photos with his mobile phone, Chen Gaoyuan sat down again and continued the simulation.

It doesn't matter, I'll lie flat.

"Crazy Peanut (gold): You will become a statue, you cannot be destroyed by normal physical means, and your speed will rise to the extreme, but if someone looks at you, you will remain motionless."

"A certain bone (gold) who was robbed of ketchup: Judgment time, boy! You killed my ketchup!!!"

"Desktop cleaning master (Bai): I want to copy you! Liu Xing!"

"This………"

Chen Gaoyuan glanced at the last option and completely ruled it out after a second.

The blood bar of the second option seems to be a bit unpopular.

Little Peanut is forever God! ! !

"The template is loaded successfully, and the host will be provided with random talents."

"Brother Cao laughs (black): Why is the general laughing for no reason?"

"Party Parrot (White): Your neck can rotate 360 ​​degrees from top to bottom, from left to right, and your whole body will change color constantly!"

"Abaabaaba(?): I thought Makabaka was already invincible, but I didn't expect you to be slightly better!"

"Wood escape·cutting technique (purple): You don't think this is just an ordinary wooden stick in my hand, do you?"

"Frequency Warrior (White): The closest thing to a cheat, the user must have a good psychological quality."

"Strange Hai Si (silver): (*Rolling) (*Twisting) (*Rolling) (*Smelly Roaring) (*Crawling) (*Dog Barking) (*Whining)"

"A1 high flash, how about one? Qiuli cream?! (Silver): Why do you only have flash bombs as equipment?"

"Bandit (Silver): Bank: First of all, I didn't mess with anyone."

"Liu Haizhu (silver): You (*content is inappropriate, has been blocked)! You (*high-quality call)! ＊＊＊＊＊!."

"Whip Fortune Man (Black): Born in darkness, intoxicated by darkness, but seems a bit of a bad boy."

"Please make your choice quickly."

It was almost a second choice. Facing the only purple talent in the audience, Chen Gaoyuan chose "Wood Escape · Cutting Technique" without hesitation.

"What kind of shit luck is this!!!" Chen Gaoyuan sighed helplessly, while praying that the system could choose a better random talent for him this time.

"I have automatically randomly selected two random talents"

"High Frequency Warrior (White)"

"A1 high flash, how about one? Qiuli paste?! (Silver)"

"Loading simulation, please wait..."

"In another world, you have long ceased to be a human being. You were born as a statue without emotion. You are the usual you. When you are bored, you like to play 123 scarecrows with others. Although you will throw a flash bomb every time you rush up in the middle, After seeing the terrified expression of the other party, you will always be so high. Until a foundation comes to take care of you, you don’t want to eat soft food, fight back and give them a cutting in each of their assholes. In the end, you and a person who likes The crooked black dude went into the battle of Kiled and was thrown into the hell of a back room with a slap in the face."

"Good luck, wanderer..."

As expected, the system gave him a whole job.After a blur before his eyes, Chen Gaoyuan came to the middle of a street.

He didn't know when there was a black hood on his hand.

"The gangster's headgear: I just want to ask where the bank is? Why did you bring me to the police station?!"

"6."

The sky was gloomy and black, the surrounding street lights were still flickering intermittently, the surrounding apartments were so uncoordinated, and even the road extending ahead showed many signs of damage.

"Wait! Have I been here before?!"

In less than a few minutes, Chen Gaoyuan realized immediately, good guy, isn't this the level where she killed all the way when she was the big brother?

"We'renostrangestolove..."

"You know the ule and sodol..."

"Fortunately, the substitute is still there."

Hearing the familiar sound of music coming from behind, Chen Gaoyuan began to search the area without looking back, although he knew that there was nothing to be found in this area.

But what if?

"Aww..."

Chen Gaoyuan was moving at a speed imperceptible to the naked eye at the moment. After searching the three apartments with ease, Chen Gaoyuan found nothing but a pair of pink bear underpants on a bookcase.

"Torrenty's Bear Pants: The brand new shorts have better ventilation, and they will definitely have a good wearing effect when worn."

Isn't this also clothes in shabby?

It is impossible to find it and throw it back, right? !

Wear it, brothers!

Then, a strange statue with a black hood on its head and pink bear shorts on its lower body appeared, moving at high speed between the apartments.

"A very bad water tank: there may be something very wonderful in it, do you want to open it and have a look?"

In a large white villa, Chen Gaoyuan found a glass water tank full of dust. This glass water tank was covered with a large iron plate, and this iron plate was firmly fastened to the top of the water tank. .

Chen Gaoyuan tried to use brute force to break the iron plate away.

But he became a failed MAN.

"Gobi Gobi!!!"

Chen Gaoyuan was anxious, didn't he target him?

There is a box in front of me, don't let me open it!

"Find shit!"

He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!Chen Gaoyuan shook his hand subconsciously, and a large straight wooden stick quickly appeared in the palm of his hand. He picked up the wooden stick and directly slammed a heavy blow at the glass wall of the glass water tank.

"Crack crack crack!!!"

"The Broken Glass Box: Silence is Cambridge tonight."

"Smooth! You are very sane! The wisdom of the working people is the greatest, okay?"

The glass water tank was shattered by Chen Gaoyuan. Regardless of the system's complaints, Chen Gaoyuan quickly picked up the pile of glass shards, trying to find some treasures for himself.

"Hey, I got it!"

Chen Gaoyuan seemed to have caught something soft with one hand, and he was holding a damaged cloth bag (something like a storage space, with a lot of space inside.) with the other hand.Directly and abruptly pulled out the things under the glass shards.

"Hiss!!!"

Before Chen Gaoyuan saw clearly what he was taking out, dozens of red tentacles bound Chen Gaoyuan's body up and down, making him unable to move.

"woc!!! Big eyes!"

Due to his indestructible physical properties, Chen Gaoyuan was not hurt by these tentacles.On the contrary, he also saw clearly that the guy who attacked him was the thing he pulled out of the glass water tank:

A lively octopus version with big eyes.

"Hiss! Hiss!"

This octopus version with big eyes is jumping around on the floor, like a live fish that has landed.After grabbing Chen Gaoyuan with a few tentacles, he firmly fixed his body on Chen Gaoyuan's body.

"Playing with tentacles with me, right?!"

The damage is not high, but the insult is very strong.

Chen Gaoyuan was furious, but he found that he still couldn't move.As for the reason...

It was this big octopus-like eyeball that kept staring at him, which made him unable to move at all.

"Entity 96, Water Swimmer: Apparently, the master of this level doesn't want the intruders to take a good bath in the tub inside. If you still want to. Well, they will use their little "tentacles" to you Had a great time."

"Would you like to get one from A1 Gao Shan? Qiu Li Gao!"

With a thought in Chen Gaoyuan's mind, a flash bomb appeared in the air out of thin air. With a violent explosion, Chen Gaoyuan found that he could move again.

"Watch me stab you to death!"

Seeing the solid water swimmer who was crying and writhing in pain on the ground, Chen Gaoyuan showed no mercy. He picked up the "Wood Dun·Cutting" in his hand and stabbed fiercely at the other side's eyeball.

"Pfft!!!"

The effect was so obvious that the other party was easily popped like a balloon without even a chance to react.

All kinds of strange transparent liquids splashed all over the ground.

"Woooooo..."

Just after dealing with the "tentacle monster", Chen Gaoyuan just turned around, only to find that he couldn't move again. Looking up, he saw a physical hound that strayed into this place after hearing the movement, tilting its head and staring at him curiously.

"Hoohoho!"

Blink is death!

But I ran into Chen Gaoyuan.

Blinking is worse than life.

"Wow one one one one one one one one one!"

The hound slowly squatted down, just as he was about to leave.A feeling I've never felt before. , the pain spread from the buttocks up to the whole body with a hint of wonderful pleasure.

"Entity No. 8 "Hound Dog": It is......... Ah... this! I don't bother, I'm going first!"

It has a new tail behind its butt.

Then various twisted wooden thorns exploded from the hound's body.

Seeing the physical hound lying helplessly on the ground, Chen Gaoyuan licked his lips with the tip of his tongue while walking outside the house, and said with a smile: "Who is next?"