Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

Another ten cards flew out of the card pile. This time, luck was better, and a piece of gold was mixed with a bunch of white and purple lights.

"Lurker (Purple): The movement you make will be very small, and it will not be easy to attract attention."

"Waste Utilization (Silver): You will use everything around you as efficiently as possible."

"Foot scalding (purple): When your feet stay on the ground for more than two seconds, your feet will immediately feel a strong burning sensation, but your physical strength is unlimited."

"Red mouth and poisonous tongue (Silver): Your language will be more vicious and extremely lethal."

"Singer (Silver): The song you sing will be very beautiful."

"Spirit of bowing (white): When you bow and apologize, you will be invincible for three seconds."

"Mobile air conditioner (silver): The surroundings of your body will automatically adjust to adapt to the temperature."

"Lucky Clover (Gold): Your luck will be greatly increased."

"Transgender (white): Your gender will be converted."

"Brick House (Zi): You obviously don't understand anything, but people will always believe your nonsense."

"The host can choose one of the ten talents first, and then the system will randomly give the host two talents among the ten talents."

"Please make your choice as soon as possible."

"Anyone else randomly selected? I... oh..."

After choosing the golden talent "Lucky Clover" without hesitation, Chen Gaoyuan sighed. He is now praying in his heart, this random choice, he must choose two good talents for himself!

"Don't be white, don't be white, don't be white!" Chen Gaoyuan kept repeating this sentence in his heart, and when he opened his eyes, a white talent card and a silver talent card appeared in front of him. before his eyes.

"Fortunately it's not 'transgender'. "

After seeing these two cards, Chen Gaoyuan also heaved a sigh of relief, because the two talent cards were impressively: "Lurker (Purple)" and "Brick House (Purple)".

"Loading simulation, please wait..."

"Ding! You in another world are just like you. You don't have much sense of existence at ordinary times, so you gossip everywhere on the Internet as a brick. Before that, you picked up a golden four-leaf clover on the side of the road. Not long after picking up this four-leaf clover, you are very lucky to be stuck in level 0"

"When you die in the simulation, the simulation will automatically end."

"After each simulation, the system will issue different rewards according to the host's exploration progress and corresponding behavior."

"Good luck, wanderer..."

There was a blur in front of his eyes again, and when Chen Gaoyuan came back to his senses, the surrounding scene turned into that large yellow space again, and the fluorescent lights on the ceiling were still humming.Everything around him has not changed in any way from when he came in before.

The only difference is that when he came in empty-handed, he had a wooden stick as thick as his own arm in his hand, and the window immediately gave an introduction to this wooden stick.

"Bear boy's wooden stick: When hitting the opponent, there is a chance to give the opponent a random buff."

"Damn it, it's back again...forget it..."

Following the same path as before, Chen Gaoyuan found the same "graffiti of the dead" again, and retrieved the bottle of almond water.

After finding the bottle of almond water again, Chen Gaoyuan turned around and ran away.Because if you go this way again, you might run into that pair of mentally handicapped people again.

Getting lost in this space is very normal.It's a blessing or a curse, but even though Chen Gaoyuan tried to avoid it, he ran into the human skin balloon in the corner.

"Mother Gan! What do you want me to do?"

After seeing the familiar human skin balloon, Chen Gaoyuan immediately turned his head and ran. Fortunately, because he ran fast this time.That thing called a party guy didn't find himself.

"Boom!"

Turning around a corner, Chen Gaoyuan suddenly bumped into something hard.Looking up, the good guy was the black oil monster that had been chasing him before.

"........."

"........."

One person and one blamed each other with big eyes and small eyes. After the two sides were stunned for a while, they staged a fierce chase again, but this time there were no party guests.

"Roar!"

Same speed, closer distance.Chen Gaoyuan was overtaken by the monster within a few steps, and now he didn't even have a chance to hide in the cabinet.

"throat!"

Just as Chen Gaoyuan closed his eyes and waited for death, he heard the sound of gold and iron colliding. When Chen Gaoyuan opened his eyes again, he found that there was nothing wrong with him.

"Hoohoho!"

The black monster was roaring, it looked at its pair of sharp forelimbs in disbelief, and stabbed towards Chen Gaoyuan's body again.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

There were a few more sounds of clashing gold and iron, and Chen Gaoyuan only felt bitten by a mosquito.

HP -1

Seeing this situation, the monster was completely stupid.It looked at its forelegs again with a blank face, and then swiped hard towards the left pillar.

"boom!"

The pillar was cut off in the middle, and huge smoke and dust covered the person and monster.Taking advantage of this moment, Chen Gaoyuan followed the smoke and prepared to flee immediately.

But obviously the black monster would not agree, the other party rushed up again, concentrated all its strength on the forelegs, aimed at the back of Chen Gaoyuan's head again, and stabbed fiercely.

"Shut up! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out!"

The monster's attack was like raindrops, hitting the human body in front of him who was only as high as his chest.

The air pressure and residual force carried by the attack have already shaken the surrounding walls into striking cracks.In the monster's eyes, the human in front of him didn't dodge, didn't back down, and wasn't injured, instead, there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

The monster doesn't understand, and can't understand.Its eyes were red like it was crazy, and its attack frequency became more and more rapid, and it created black afterimages, and even a few sparks jumped out of its forelegs from time to time.

"Roar!"

The monster roared angrily.In the bitter attack, Chen Gaoyuan took out a wooden stick with his hands behind his back, regardless of the opponent's madness, and lightly hit the monster's shoulder with the wooden stick and said softly, "Are you good at hitting?"

"You know how to spank a fart."

"Roar!"

The stick tapped the monster's shoulder a few times.

"When you come out, you must have power and background."

"Ow!"

The stick tapped the monster's shoulder a few more times.

"Which path are you on?"

"Wow!"

The stick hit the monster's shoulders firmly again a few times.

"Congratulations to the host for playing buff Weakness v on the growler (10 minutes)"

"Hoohoho!"

The growler froze for a moment, suddenly, a sense of powerlessness emerged from its body out of thin air, its legs spread out, and the whole monster went limp on the ground, no matter how hard she struggled, it couldn't get up.He could only lie on the ground in embarrassment, yelling helplessly at Chen Gaoyuan.

With one step of both feet, Chen Gaoyuan rode on the growler's head. He was pleasantly surprised, his eyes lit up suddenly like a light bulb turned on, and a wilder laugh appeared on his originally arrogant face.While beating the growler's round head with a wooden stick like a monk hitting a wooden fish, he said to the growler who was riding under him, "So it's a little bum."

"Ow!"

The growler was furious. Although he couldn't understand the meaning of Chen Gaoyuan's words, it was treated so roughly that no one could bear it.

But it can only bark at the bottom.

"Congratulations to the host for playing buff slow v (20 minutes) on the unit growler"

"Congratulations to the host for playing the buff withering iii on the growler (5 minutes)"

"Congratulations to the host for playing the buff insanity v on the unit growler (60 minutes)"

"Congratulations to the host for playing the buff on the growler..."

"Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden task: Use the bear's wooden stick to cause 50 buff bonuses to any entity, and get the achievement: Bear (you will automatically get a speed bonus when you are doing things.)"

.....................

In this way, it took seven or eight minutes to toss.The originally majestic Howler was completely destroyed. At this time, more than 8 debuffs had been scattered on it.Although Chen Gaoyuan's damage was basically not there, these more than 50 debuffs had almost killed him.

Looking at the angry growler in front of him, Chen Gaoyuan showed a look of impatience, so he immediately got up and picked up the wooden stick, and continued to slam it on its head.

"A handsome, handsome, suave, suave and invincible person like me" (..??_??..)

"How could you have the heart to torture others?" (?'?`?)??

"But the key is are you tm human?" (?д?.)

"No?" (?д?╬)

"Then don't blame me..." ╮(???????)╭

"Ow!"