Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Entity 15 Phase III Tragedy: These entities were once human and transformed through a little-understood process called the Tragedy Cycle. Do not underestimate their strength and speed, beware of the pus on their body, be contaminated You'll be honored to be one of them in the next few minutes."

Looking out of the window, the entity named "Sorrowful Corpse" is "lightly" tapping on the window of his sleeping car.Chen Gaoyuan didn't know why, but he felt that he could understand the other party's words from the other party's twittering.

"cnm! (*slurred slurs)! I just picked up a new car!"

"c—n—m—d! (*broken sound)"

"Lao Zig will kill you!!!"

The leading "Sorrowful Corpse" flew up and raised his bony foot, kicking hard at the car door, while the other one followed "Pretty" to control the third hand on the chest, a big pocket was copied on the on the front rearview mirror.

What did I do to me? !

"What are you barking at?!"

Seeing the behavior of the two bastards on the opposite side who were marking the ambiguous national quintessence of quality while constantly pulling the handle outside the car and knocking on the window, he was now full of anger.

Because of the role of the gifted "expression master", even though the two miserable corpses spoke in the vague "zombie language", Chen Gaoyuan could still understand the meaning expressed by the other party.

"Is your mother a wholesaler? How dare you talk to me like that?!"

No, you have to teach them a lesson!

Just do it, Chen Gaoyuan, relying on the familiar feeling, first turned the car key counterclockwise, and then quickly pushed the gear lever forward, lit the accelerator to start the car.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The muffled sound of the engine filled the entire car. Where Chen Gaoyuan was holding the steering wheel, strands of black and red filaments appeared faintly, and began to climb from the inside to the outside along the joint of the steering wheel like a spider web. Climb to the full body of the car.

At this moment, Chen Gaoyuan only felt that the car was a part of his own body. The values ​​on the dashboard quickly went up, and the movements of his hands did not stop. The tragic corpse knocked four or five meters away.

"I c one by one!" Even after these two extremely high-quality tragic corpses had excessively close contact with Mother Earth, they got up unscathed the next moment, and the "greetings" on their mouths seemed to be on the floor. The average person still can't stop the machine gun with the belt.

So Chen Gaoyuan prescribes the right medicine, turns the front of the car, and aligns the left and right tires with their heads respectively, and gives them a car massage service for their spines that have been tortured for a long time.

An ordinary office worker in Shewang town called 6 directly after seeing it.

But adhering to the spirit of serving the people, how could Chen Gaoyuan treat customers so perfunctorily?

No, I have to do it a few more times.

Ever since, Chen Gaoyuan took the trouble to turn the car around for them again, so that they could fully experience this "service" in an all-round way.

Because the service was too comfortable, the two "lucky guys" who were still yelling shut their mouths almost at the same time.

Maybe it's because I'm immersed in enjoying the service.

It is strongly recommended to be included in the list of model workers in the back room.

"You crashed and escaped, and successfully triggered your achievement skill: brat, your speed has been improved."

Just when Chen Gaoyuan was immersed in his own emotion, the system panel popped up suddenly and broke the touching atmosphere.

"Tch, what do you know about the system? Can I be called making trouble? I'm called helping benevolence."

"My benevolence refers to the superb technology of dividing people into two, which is the most precious spiritual wealth left to us by our Chinese ancestors!"

"Ah... yes yes yes"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a new achievement: Brazen."

"Is there a bonus?"

"do not have."

"Claw!"

Turning off the system panel, Chen Gaoyuan was driving the vehicle at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, driving steadily on the foggy highway for several hours, no matter how to drive forward?There seems to be no end in sight.

But when the car was driving, a sense of boredom and uninterestingness could not help but surge up. This car has no radio station, no radio, and the scenery outside is scattered all over the road except for the fog, wandering like wild monsters The sad corpse, not even a tree.

"Wait a minute, no radio..."

"Don't I have a stereo?"

Thinking of this, Chen Gaoyuan slammed on the brake.And he picked up the "magic stereo" that he had put aside before with both hands, and tentatively pressed an index finger on a gray button on the far left.

"I dry this silence~~"

"Regret is very impulsive~~"

"Even if I made a mistake this time∽~"

"I'm just afraid of missing it ≈≈"

"Fuck!"

Hearing the familiar and greasy voice coming from the stereo, Chen Gaoyuan was in a hurry and accidentally pressed another gray button.

"Chicken, you are so beautiful! Heh, heh~"

"Boiled!"

As a habit, Chen Gaoyuan immediately understood the purpose of that button, so he clicked the button again, but only a slight buzzing sound responded to him.

This buzz sounded like a conversation. Because the voice was too low, Chen Gaoyuan had to raise the speaker high and bring it to his ear, trying to hear what was being said inside.

When he put his ear close to the stereo, he could vaguely hear the conversation inside, which seemed to say something good, good, good.So Chen Gaoyuan put his ear closer to the speaker, it can be said that he has put his ear on the speaker.

"Hum, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, one by one."

"My ears!!!"

Chen Gaoyuan wailed and threw the speaker behind the driver's seat of the car. After rolling a few times on the rear seat, the speaker wobbled and hit the ground.

Happened to hit that button again.

Rubbing his still ringing left ear, Chen Gaoyuan didn't dare to reach out to pick up the stereo, because the loud noise was transmitted from inside the car to outside the car, which has already provoked a large wave of sad corpses attracted by the noise. And some strange things with black air all over and a smiling face.

There are a huge number of these entities, and they successfully blocked the road ahead of Chen Gaoyuan with their bodies. Just as Chen Gaoyuan was hesitating whether to risk his car and rush over, the sound from the back seat sounded again. music.

"I don't care wherever you are from!"

In Chen Gaoyuan's mind, a group of Maozi soldiers in brown uniforms appeared.

"Let's destroy story~your f**king home!"

They hold vodka in their left hand and Katyusha in their right hand.

"Are you ready?"

Taking a sip of Ula and a sip of wine, Katyusha looked forward.

"yes, i'm ready!"

The political commissar is not at home today!

"Suka is not listed!"

The hands have begun to move unconsciously.

The outstretched left foot stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

The steering wheel spins wildly like a chainsaw.

The tin car is like a crazy beast.

"I want to see blood flow into rivers!!!"

The black and red lines completely spread all over the entire body.The engine of the whole car made a terrifying roar, the sharp friction of the tires combined with the crazily swinging of the upper wipers, and the whole body and the inertia of the front wheels spun like a tornado.Seeing this scene, the entities standing in front of them unconsciously took a step back.

"boom!!!"

The headlights of the steel tornado were also turned on, and the source of the blinding flash began to approach the fleeing entities.Even though these guys can easily throw off the speed of ordinary cars, what they don't know is...

Chen Gaoyuan is seriously speeding now.

Or super doubling.

If caught by the special police in the front hall (real world), the original maximum sentence of six months should be directly added to life imprisonment.

What?You ask me why I am a SWAT?

Do you think the traffic police can catch him?

The first to bear the brunt were a few slow-running corpses whose evolutionary points hadn't reached the point of speed. They were slammed into the air by this terrifying steel monster. This time, they were no longer like the two lucky ones before. Same, it's as simple as being in close contact with Mother Earth.

All of these can be separated from the solar system at the speed of the third universe, and fly to a wider universe to do it alone.

Those entities with black air all over their bodies and scary smiling faces uttered a sharp mournful cry, and then they rushed towards both sides of the road, trying to escape Chen Gaoyuan's "speeding storm".

But in the face of absolute speed, all of this is useless (useless)!

I saw the steering wheel began to emit a little bit of hot sparks, and the car took an s-shaped rotation route, which was perfectly taken care of, these black entities who wanted to play tricks.

All of them were sent to the thick gray mist.

Let them go to the company of those who become shooting stars.

What a wonderful person!

It is strongly recommended to be shot, executed immediately, and not executed first.