Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

Striking at the speed of light, seeing that this strange skeleton seemed to have a tendency to amplify its moves, Chen Gaoyuan immediately stepped forward, and when he went up, he punched the neck with a splitting punch.Directly explained what is called "separate action" for the skeleton brother.

Then there was another left whip kick, this time it was more ruthless, directly hitting the frail old waist of the headless skeleton scurrying around.

"Leave it here to pretend! Do you think you are an armored warrior or a Sailor Moon? Do I still have to give you a chance to read the skill for transformation?" Chen Gaoyuan pointed at it with one hand and fell to the ground, already beaten to pieces The skeleton shelf taunted.

"Give me some gold coins!!!"

"Ka Ka Ka..." Before this, the salted fish skeleton didn't think it was a big deal, so he ran up and buried himself in the many graves for a while.He found the blown skull and enshrined it in front of his tomb with satisfaction.

"........."

Watching this scene quietly, Chen Gaoyuan, who was a little tired from searching for tributes, took out the can of beef from before, weighed it with his hands, and unpacked it without looking at it.

He took out the brown-black beef inside, put it in his mouth and chewed it a few times.

Then his face quickly turned blue and purple, and he knelt down on his knees. The cells in his whole body began to tremble violently and screamed in pain. The powerful Haisi physique quickly made a decision to detoxify.

"voo vo vo vo vo vo !!!"

Leaning against a large tombstone, Chen Gaoyuan felt as if he was about to collapse, he kept retching, his stomach was empty, but he couldn't vomit anything.All that can be vomited has been vomited.

Really, how many tributes have been stolen, and how many tributes have to be paid back...

It's just that the shape of the tribute has changed...

"vomit............"

Finally, as the next bout of vomiting ended, Chen Gaoyuan felt that his desire to vomit had not diminished, but had intensified instead.

"Damn it, what the hell is going on?" Chen Gaoyuan took a closer look at the ingredient list of that "canned beef" at this time, and saw the four characters "synthetic beef" written on the ingredient list.

And the synthetic formula includes: only because of meat, resin, Susan, lychee...

Is your beef authentic?

Especially as he continued to look at the various additives below, Chen Gaoyuan's face became paler and paler.

He finally knew why the skeleton would throw this ghost can into his hand.

"Damn, get up!" Endless anger rushed into his heart, instantly igniting Chen Gaoyuan's adrenaline.Regardless of the pain, he swung the shotgun and hit the tombstone with one shot.

As if he didn't feel relieved enough, when Chen Gaoyuan was about to go up and turn the tomb upside down himself, bursts of physical roars came from afar.

At the same time, the black mist that originally gathered around the cemetery also began to gather towards him.

"My day... I got rid of this..." Chen Gaoyuan was a little afraid of those shadow creatures that couldn't be hit, so he ran out of the cemetery and returned to the road.

As a result, he almost ran head-on into a small blue car on the road.

After eating exhaust fumes, Chen Gaoyuan was about to curse when he spotted two yellow taxis tens of meters away, left behind by a blue car, one behind the other.

Chen Gaoyuan hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the yellow taxi in the front, but he was still full of exhaust fumes.

Just when the second yellow taxi was about to accelerate, Chen Gaoyuan silently took out his shotgun.

"Brother, we are destined... Hey, why is there no one?" When he was about to give the yellow taxi driver a gta5-style ride, Chen Gaoyuan was surprised to find that the cab was empty. of.

[Physical car: An ordinary physical car that can't even hit people...]

"Oh shit! Whoring for nothing!" Unceremoniously opening the car door and getting on the driver's seat, Chen Gaoyuan was gearing up, ready to show off his superb driving skills.

result…………

"What's up with the engine?"

The previous simulation was because he had the corresponding talent given by the system, but this time he didn't have any talent for driving......

For the students of the nine-year compulsory education who have not even attended driving school, the knowledge of driving is basically blank.

The air in the car fell silent, so Chen Gaoyuan tentatively patted the steering wheel in the car and asked, "Can't you drive without a driver? Drive one for me..."

As a result, the car just flashed its headlights three times, and then nothing happened.

"......"

Silence is the greatest form of contempt. Seeing this, Chen Gaoyuan felt a little reconciled, and tried to drive again, but there was still no response, just like a pile of dead wood.

"Damn, get moving!" After operating the car for a long time, Chen Gaoyuan angrily took out his shotgun and was about to smash the car, but the car suddenly started the engine, and the four wheels under the car started spinning up.

"Yo Xi! Your conscience is very good!" Seeing the car start suddenly, Chen Gaoyuan nodded in relief, but the slow snail-like speed made him feel overwhelmed.

"What the hell, are you going to rebel?!" Although he felt a little inappropriate, he still took out his shotgun and threatened the poor physical car again.

As a result, the real car turned on its dashboard, and the fuel indicator next to the dashboard was constantly urging, with red lights flashing.

"Are you out of gas?" Chen Gaoyuan understood the meaning of the car, so he opened the door and got out of the car.Just when he came to the side of the car, the trunk of the car was suddenly opened automatically.

He raised the oil bottle on the trunk, but the moment he picked it up, the empty texture immediately made Chen Gaoyuan realize that there was not much oil in the oil bottle at all.

He came to the car with an empty oil bottle, and after he showed the car the empty oil bottle in his hand, the car suddenly angrily honked its horn and turned on its lights to express its dissatisfaction.

In this ghost place, honking the whistle is undoubtedly death.Hearing the roar of entities coming from the darkness in the distance, Chen Gaoyuan angrily stuffed some almond water into the oil barrel.

It seemed that something was missing, so he released the devil in the somewhat heaven-defying "canned beef".

"I said oil is oil!"

Not noticing that he forcibly distorted the reality at all, Chen Gaoyuan put this bottle of special "oil" into the fuel tank of the car he joined with some annoyance.