Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Wuhu! Bath tub nb!!!"

Picking up the bathtub that fell on the floor, Chen Gaoyuan carefully patted off the non-existent dust on the edge of the bathtub. According to the system prompt, that ghost thing called a gentleman or a beast is no longer here.

Whoring never goes out of style.

Walk along the cupboard with a few bottles of drinks marked with a bunch of strange letters and some gadgets.Chen Gaoyuan opened the door and walked out of the room slowly.

Oh, by the way, the original portrait on the wall has been completely destroyed by him.

in a physical sense.

"boom!"

He kicked a big black mouse in front of him that was about to jump up and attack him with a strong kick. The big black mouse the size of a football was kicked out. This familiar touch reminded him of the last time he touched a football in junior high school .

As we all know, football is not allowed to be played in most football stadiums in a certain country.

Chen Gaoyuan still felt unsatisfied. Now that the feeling came up, how could he easily restrain it?So he hurried to catch up again, trying to comfort the other party with his basketball shoes.

Give it another kick by the way.

"Boom!"

"Football Rat" just felt that there were stars on his head, and his internal organs felt misplaced. Suddenly, his entire rat life ushered in his first peak.

"Shoot!!!"

He kicked hard at the corridor ahead, but Chen Gaoyuan didn't control his strength, and directly let the "football mouse" take a dart ball, which flew into the corner of the corridor ahead in a wonderful arc.

As a result, when Chen Gaoyuan came to check, he was surprised to find that there was a modern elevator not far from the "soccer mouse" sitting slumped on the carpet.

"Wake up your sleeping heart lightly..."

Chen Gaoyuan drank the drink in his hand in one gulp, and "gently" tried to wake up the chaotic "football mouse" with a glass bottle.But unfortunately, he failed.

"Goodbye."

Kicking the bloody black big mouse away for the last time, Chen Gaoyuan's eyes froze, and soon, the identification panel of the system appeared in front of his eyes:

"Physical Elevator 81: Oh, well, it's just an elevator, a normal elevator...should...maybe...maybe..."

Said, but not all said.

Silently, I offered my unique "blessing" to the system's increasingly watery identification technique in my heart. After pressing the button on the elevator door, the elevator door made of steel opened quickly.

Taking a closer look, the layout and structure of this elevator are not different from the elevator rooms in other communities in real life. If there is a difference, it is a kind of weirdness that cannot be described.

"Which one should I press?"

After entering the elevator room, Chen Gaoyuan looked at the dense row of elevator buttons on the elevator operation panel. Chen Gaoyuan fell into deep thought. After waiting for the elevator door to close automatically, Chen Gaoyuan stretched out his index finger as if thinking of something ………

"Children make choices! I want them all!"

After clicking all the more than 300 buttons on the elevator floor from top to bottom, Chen Gaoyuan nodded in satisfaction with his hands on his hips. Today is another day of dying.

.........

The elevator was silent for a while, and then began to run slowly. The door of the elevator opened automatically every time it reached the first floor.

But no matter how the elevator door was opened, Chen Gaoyuan still stayed where he was, mainly because he wanted to take a look at the elevator, and how many floors it could take him to.

1

2

3

4

5

…………

No matter how many floors you go to, it seems that the outside scene will always be this hotel, which makes Chen Gaoyuan a little speechless.

66

When the number of floors in the elevator reached 66, the scene outside the elevator door turned into a luxurious lobby completely different from the ancient style of the previous hotel.

What surprised him the most was that the hall was actually crowded with a group of people in suits. They were surrounded by several tables and seemed to be arguing about something.

The moment he saw this scene, Chen Gaoyuan immediately stepped out of the elevator.He wanted to take a closer look at why so many people gathered in this unusual place all of a sudden.

Sensing the arrival of a newcomer, those people who were around the table turned their heads and looked at him.

There is no difference in appearance between these "people" and other normal people. The only difference is that their faces do not have facial features, but are completely covered by a layer of flesh-colored skin.

They also just turned their heads to take a look at Chen Gaoyuan who broke in suddenly, then turned their heads bored, turned their attention back to the table, and went back to do their own things.

"Adult Faceless Fogg (Jiang Zhizhong): An ordinary male adult Faceless, with a gentle and stable personality, able to communicate."

After seeing the system's identification, Chen Gaoyuan followed them to the side of a table of Faceless Spirits with confidence, he didn't know it, and he was shocked when he saw it.Good guy, this group of people actually got together to play mahjong.

Sensing Chen Gaoyuan's approach, they did not drive him away as an uninvited guest, but warmly invited him back to the mahjong table to rub a few hands together.

But Chen Gaoyuan refused. He himself had seen a group of aunts next door yelling at the mahjong table when he was a child, and he wouldn't come forward to join in the fun at all, what the hell?

The other party did not try to persuade him to stay, so Chen Gaoyuan looked at the other faceless spirits around him.I saw that they were either playing mahjong with their hands on the card table, or a few people were playing poker with cards.

There was even a faceless spirit holding a pistol to his forehead in front of several faceless spirits, obviously he was pretending to be aggressive.

"Are you fighting the landlord?"

Seeing that there was a table of Faceless Spirits playing Doudizhu, which he was familiar with at home, Chen Gaoyuan excitedly approached and asked.

After throwing out the last three of spades in her hand, Li's faceless spirit came over and nodded and replied, "Waibibabu? Oh, sir, do you... want to come together too?"

"No... come, come, come, let's forget about today."

The faceless spirits on this table don't seem too smart.

Lightspeed dealt a table together, and placed drinks and bathtubs beside them.After snatching the landlord with a loud noise, Chen Gaoyuan took the card in his hand, and when he picked it up, it immediately cheered.

This one is simply possessed by Lu Benwei. He took a look at the cards and saw two sets of planes and a small bomb.

"airplane!"

"Can you beat me, can you instantly kill me? If you can lose me, then on the spot..."

In his heart, Chen Gaoyuan had already equated his victory. What he was waiting for now was to shout sorry, and then play all the cards in his hand at once.

"Abaaaba...um..."

Seeing Farmer No. [-] resting his chin in thought, just when he thought the other party was going to say sorry, Farmer No. [-]'s hand suddenly started to move.

"fry!"

"........."

Looking at the four kings thrown out on the table (bombs, four cards with the same value in Doudizhu, which has the effect of suppressing the upper hand, regaining the right to play cards, and cleaning up the mess.), Chen Gaoyuan's face sank, and he looked at the farmer Number One's eyes became more and more unkind.

"Adult Faceless Lingpusi (Jiang Zhizhong): An ordinary male adult faceless spirit with a gentle and stable personality and able to communicate."

Isn't it right? !

Isn't this that he has been forcibly lowered by his own aura?

Why did he still see through my plan?

"King Fried!!!"

Just as Chen Gaoyuan was thinking about the other party's intentions, Peasant No. [-] stood up suddenly, and threw out a pair of big and small kings without being outdone. Then he looked down at the two with his hands on his hips and said, "Do you want more?"

"I'm sorry..." Chen Gaoyuan waved his hands helplessly, looking at the two opponents who had sacrificed trump cards at the beginning of the game, Chen Gaoyuan was a little speechless, this IQ drop is really not ordinary low.

"A 3!"

"A 5!"

"A 2!"

Just when Chen Gaoyuan confidently played a 2, which was the biggest other than king and king, and was about to steal the opponent's round, the No. [-] farmer suddenly stood up again, throwing out two more cards in his hand...

Under the reflection, Chen Gaoyuan managed to see the appearance of these two cards clearly, and couldn't help cursing.Good guy, this cheater is riding on his face.

"(*Swearing), why do you have two pairs of big and small kings in this deck?!" Chen Gaoyuan frowned and couldn't help but questioned, and before the cheating farmer No. [-] could answer, Farmer No. [-] also stood up All the cards in his hand were photographed on the table.

It turns out that all tm are all big and small kings, whose name is "Tsar Bomb".

"I'll hang your horse!"

Putting all the cards in his hand on the opponent's face without facial features, Chen Gaoyuan roared angrily, "You are called Doudizhu? You are called Landlord Dou Shuangxian!"

When the old man touched the veteran, his eyes were full of tears.

When he was about to lift the table, Peasant No. [-], who had planted the Tsar bomb before, seemed to see his thoughts.He took a brand new revolver out of his pocket, put it on the table, and said he would play a new game with him.

"Russian turntable?"

Seeing the other party pick up the revolver, slowly put a bullet into the cylinder inside, and turn the cylinder of the revolver after confirming that the filling is complete, he is now looking forward to the head of the faceless old man opposite him being pierced by the bullet. .

After the bullet nest turned back and forth about a dozen times, the farmer No. [-] on the opposite side aimed the revolver at his forehead and pulled the trigger.

"........."

The gun didn't go off, and Farmer One handed the revolver to Farmer Two.After taking the pistol, the other party did not hesitate at all, and shot himself in the head, and nothing happened.

"It's your turn."

Snatching the revolver handed over by the opposite party, Chen Gaoyuan gave the other party an angry look. Just before he was about to put the muzzle of the gun on his forehead, he subconsciously glanced at the bullet nest of the revolver.

What a little bastard, originally there was only one bullet in the cylinder. Somehow the other party tricked it. Now the cylinder has been filled with six shiny brass bullets.

Lao Yinbi, do you think I'm the old man of McDonald's?The next time you hang out, please check to see if the other party has no eyes like you.

"Shoot... It's so crooked... Hurry up..."

"(*explosive swearing), I'll fuck you!"

What responded to the other party's teasing tone was a black muzzle.

"boom!"

A steaming bullet appeared in the opponent's Faceless Spirit's palm.Obviously the other side is also prepared.

but…………

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The shooting didn't stop there, bullets poured out of the muzzle like raindrops.And pierced through his body in the twisted face of Faceless Farmer No. [-].

"I'm sorry, I have a problem too." Looking blankly at Peasant No. [-] who was stunned aside, Chen Gaoyuan gently blew on the still smoking muzzle, showing a heartwarming smile.

unlimited bullets

no recoil

Self-aiming

damage adjustment

What are you playing with me? !

Looking at Farmer No. [-] who had also fallen to the ground and was decorated with large and small bullet holes into a nest of ants, the smile on Chen Gaoyuan's face suddenly turned into a grim smile.And silently pointed the muzzle of the black hole at the other panic-stricken faceless spirits in the room.

I, Chen, are inseparable from gambling and drugs!

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