Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"I... Where am I?" Chen Gaoyuan opened his eyes in a daze, and rubbed his aching head with his left hand.

He looked around in confusion, and saw a non-linear space around him, surrounded by yellow wallpaper, the floor was so wet that it was about to ooze water, and the fluorescent lights on the ceiling were buzzing non-stop , For some reason, he looked at these fluorescent lights with an uncomfortable feeling emerging from his heart.

"Is anyone there??!" Chen Gaoyuan yelled around, but there was only an empty echo.Chen Gaoyuan walked around casually. This space is composed of rooms. They are of different sizes and structures, and there are so many that there is no end in sight.

"What the hell is this place?" Chen Gaoyuan subconsciously put his hand in his pocket, wanting to take out his phone for help, but then pulled his hand out embarrassingly. Now he remembered that he had just put his Huazhi phone It was thrown on the sofa.

I remember that I was still using the computer to browse station B in the room just now... Could it be that I was kidnapped?Picture what?Drawing money?Is it still not a picture?

I have long known that watching videos at home will also be...

"It's a plain yellow wall"

Just as Chen Gaoyuan approached the wall, a window suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. This window floating in the air really startled him, but Chen Gaoyuan still reacted quickly.

"It's a loud fluorescent light"

Chen Gaoyuan looked at the fluorescent light on the ceiling with half-covered eyes, and as expected, a window similar to the one before appeared in front of his eyes again.This made Chen Gaoyuan couldn't help but try a few more times.

"There's something wrong with the wet floor"

"It's a plain yellow wall"

"It's an ordinary white birch door"

"It's a normal... bah... rusty iron handrail"

"This is a normal corridor"

The moment Chen Gaoyuan approached a wall, another line of small characters that were different from before appeared in front of his eyes. What this line of small characters showed made him frown involuntarily.

"This is the graffiti of a dead man. He must have been very happy when he drew this graffiti."

"It seems that I'm not the only one who came here." Chen Gaoyuan guessed in his heart, and then raised his vigilance. He didn't want to end up like the master of this graffiti.

In this yellow space, Chen Gaoyuan didn't know how long he had walked. Along the way, Chen Gaoyuan saw a lot of scattered furniture around, and even saw a bottle of drink placed on the ground, which was the name of this drink. Tastes a bit like almond water.

"Buzzing..."

When Chen Gaoyuan was wandering around aimlessly, he seemed to hear mosquitoes flying around. He tried to find the source of the sound, but he couldn't find it.Finally, out of the corner of his eye, he inadvertently spotted a humanoid creature.

"!"

Chen Gaoyuan turned around quickly, and saw a "person" wearing a yellow chemical protective suit and a gas mask on his face leaning against a corner. He sat motionless on the side as if he hadn't seen Chen Gaoyuan at all.

"You... hello?"

"Hello?"

"3дpaвctвyn?" (Russian)

"How much is Konney?"

After Chen Gaoyuan greeted this "person" several times, he saw that the other party did not respond, and was about to step forward to check it carefully.As a result, the "person" stood up suddenly, and then floated in the air like a balloon until it reached the ceiling, and then kept floating up and down.

"Who are you, put a human-shaped balloon in this kind of place, just to scare people." Chen Gao cursed angrily, and then stepped forward a few steps to tear off the teasing balloon.

"Shhhhhhh!"

Suddenly, a bunch of colorful kites came from nowhere and passed by, which really startled Chen Gaoyuan. Because the kites were too fast, the window did not appear.

"A normal human skin balloon made by partygoers, it will lure other prey to the bait"

"What's this party guy?"

"Human skin...balloon...woc!"

Seeing the introduction of the balloon at the window, Chen Gaoyuan backed away in fright, how crazy is it to make people into balloons!

And according to his introduction in small print, this thing is like a bait... Then I... am not the prey of that ghost thing? (?○Д○)?

"It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, 38...six strategies are the best policy!"

Chen Gaoyuan didn't stay here, his mind was very clear, and he turned around and ran away immediately.As a result, just after running a few steps, he found a two-legged creature with smooth leathery skin standing about five or six meters behind him, about 1.6 meters high.

I saw a red cartoon smile engraved on its "face", and it was holding a red balloon in its hand, and its footsteps fell almost without any sound.After the other party found out that Chen Gaoyuan found it, it didn't approach Chen Gaoyuan any more, but said to Chen Gaoyuan in a thin voice:

"Hello, stranger! =)"

Seeing that the yellow guy in front of him didn't approach him any more, and was still trying to communicate with him, although Chen Gaoyuan felt that the ghost in front of him had malicious intentions, he still replied politely.

"Hello."

"Entity 67 partygoer: it just wants to rip your body apart right now, but don't worry, it obviously failed the sports sprint...well, the long run..."

Looking at the small print in front of him, Chen Gaoyuan's vigilant heart relaxed a little. According to the introduction in the small print, the speed of this partygoer in front of him should not be fast, and he does not recommend saying a few words to him.

"Who are you? What are you going to do?" Chen Gaoyuan brushed his hair and asked pretendingly, while exerting a little force under his feet, if the guy in front of him rushed up, he would immediately show him a [-]-meter sprint .

"I" is a party person, listen to me, I often help some lost people here, and my house is quite big, I will take lost people to my house to have a party, and then send them out. =)" the partygoer said in a cheerful tone, while extending his hand to invite Chen Gaoyuan.

"I believe you are a tortoise." Chen Gaoyuan thought to himself, "This guy only wants my body." And he took a step back unconsciously.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to come. =)"

"I'm also here to give you a gift. =)"

Seeing Chen Gaoyuan's vigilant expression, in the blink of an eye, the yellow creature took out an exquisite green gift box from behind its own butt, with a beautiful bow tied with a golden ribbon on it, shining on the ceiling light Bright green light reflected from below.

"It was a surprise gift"

"???"

"For me?!" Chen Gaoyuan asked vigilantly.

"Yes... =)"

"Then you throw it over here."

".... Walking. =)"

Get partygo gift x1

After seeing Chen Gaoyuan accepting his gift, the original smile on the partygoer's face became even wider, and he kept urging Chen Gaoyuan to open the gift, but soon his smile froze.

"Is there something wrong with your gift?"

"Why did you tie the bow? It's so tight?"

"Isn't this fucking dead knot?"

Afterwards, Chen Gaoyuan violently tore open the delicate gift box. As a result, the candy peanuts in the gift box fell to the ground like a bomb exploded. Chen Gaoyuan took a closer look, and two lines of prompts appeared in front of his eyes.

"Candy Harmful Waste: After eating this candy, the saliva of the eater will become corrosive. This characteristic is very unfavorable to the mouth of the eater. After a large amount of consumption, the teeth and gums will be seriously injured. The most in the bntg tissue One of the most retarded foods.”

"Exploding peanuts: What kind of surprise is hidden in the small peanut shell?! When the user bites or peels off the shell of the damaged peanut, the peanut pulp inside will explode instantly, giving the user a supreme surprise, maybe you You can try it and choose to bite the lighter with your mouth, maybe Mr. Burger Cheese will appreciate it.”

"You have a problem with peanuts and candies!?"

"?=)"

"Is there a production license?! Has it been inspected by the Food Safety Administration?! Is there a production date?!"

"?=)"

"My mother told me not to eat Sanwu products!"

"You deliberately find fault, don't you?!"

Grabbing a handful of peanuts scattered on the ground, Chen Gaoyuan randomly stuffed them into his pocket, picked up another handful with his backhand, and smashed them hard at the face of the partygoers.

"!!=)"

The partygoer didn't react, and was about to shake its clumsy yellow body, but it was too late. The exploding peanuts exploded on its body like a sand cannon, but the power of this explosion was far beyond the upper limit of the sand cannon. Thick smoke rose slowly from its body.

"This yellow torn bag is inferior!" Chen Gaoyuan spit far away in the direction of the party guests, then raised his thumbs and continued toward his face, "I'm super brave, okay?!"

"So you're brave?! =)"

The smoke dissipated, and the partygoers were still standing there, but there was a little more dust on their bodies. The smile that was originally on their faces was now ferocious as if they were crying, and there were bursts of baby screams from their bodies.

"Damn, there is no harm in smoking!!!"

"You call Lu!"

Once again, Chen Gaoyuan grabbed two handfuls of peanuts from his pocket and threw them at the party guests. The moment the peanuts were released, he turned his head and ran away at a speed of [-] meters.

"Hahahahaha! Can you run away?! =)"

Just after Chen Gaoyuan estimated in his heart that he had already run about a hundred meters away, the sharp and hoarse roar of the partygoers came from behind him, and then, a huge monster appeared at the corner of the hall in front of him. Like a mosaic black figure.