Football: Guards with knives, shovel Ronaldo at the beginning

【Shock!Lindy has become a Scottish citizen and will represent Scotland in the World Cup! 】

【Lindy is no longer Chinese. According to foreign media reports, Lindy has become a Scottish citizen! 】

【Exclusive reveal: Which country is Lindy from? 】

[Eating inside and out, the country cultivated him, but now he has become a foreigner! ! 】

Before the news about Liverpool spread back to China, the self-media and marketing accounts on the Internet have already begun to vigorously promote Lindy's transfer of nationality.

However, in just half a day, Lindy's Instagram account was completely destroyed.

A full screen of questions:

"We support you so much because you are the best Chinese in the Premier League. If you are not even a Chinese, why should we support you???"

"I knew that if I made money, I wouldn't even want my own country!"

"Hehe, it's a pity that I still watch your games every day, bah! Disgusting!"

"I thought I didn't want to come back after I went out, but it turned out that you didn't plan to come back at all!"

"Why did Lindy change his nationality, can you give us a reasonable explanation?"

"It is recommended to ban Lindy completely!"

"+1"

"+1"

...

just an hour

Lindy's first Instagram has accumulated more than 10 replies, and it is still increasing at a rate of 30 per second.

Of course, European fans are all holding the mentality of watching a movie.

They don't care about it.

Even Liverpool fans began to support Lindy, believing that Lindy has the right to choose himself.

This is the embodiment of personal freedom.

When the overwhelming sound seemed to drown Lindy, a voice appeared silently:

"Everyone, calm down, Scotland is not a country, it has no nationality..."

At 3:04 a.m. Liverpool time, everyone was stunned after this reply.

Their anger is constantly lingering on the Internet, with nowhere to vent.

Until 3:10, someone sent another leisurely message:

"Brother, I checked, Scotland also has no nationality....Only the United Kingdom has..."

It was silent again. After 3 minutes, maybe I couldn't bear it anymore. Someone replied:

"Check and see, will you become another nationality?"

This seems to be an unwilling master, but his remarks quickly gained the support of most people.

"Yes, I have never seen him return to China, he must have immigrated! If not, I will eat shit on my head!"

"That's right, this kind of person who made money must have run away. If he didn't run away, I apologize to the national football team!"

"Support, there will be no holes in the air, and the flies will not bite the seamless eggs! If it is fake, let me lose 10 years of life!"

"Check it out!"

"Is there any Chaoyang crowd?"

There was a wave of searching for Lindy's nationality on the Internet.

And those fans who chose to believe in Lindy were sprayed with blood:

"I'm really convinced. You are a fan of Nifeng's output. Your Brother Lin is not from Huaxia anymore. Why don't you follow Run?"

"Oh? They jumped out one by one at this time? Don't run away when the face is hit!"

"This is the fan circle, right? Where are the three views? Where is the morality?"

Those loyal fans gritted their teeth in anger, but there was nothing they could do.

Yes, they have no evidence and can only temporarily silence.

After a while, netizens from various countries began to use their imagination:

"I found out, Lindy has joined Spain and will play for the Spanish team!"

"No, my uncle's friend's sister's youngest son's middle school teacher's cousin said that Lindy has become a Polish citizen!"

"Nonsense, it's obviously a Germanic nationality!"

"...France..."

"Egypt..."

For a while, Lindy's nationality became a mystery.

But they didn't even think about why Lindy wanted to change his nationality.

...

6 am

Liverpool

Lindy and Irene got up early to get ready, and they agreed to run together in the morning to develop a good habit of exercising.

Before going out, Irene saw the pop-up window on Lindy's mobile phone, and shouted to the cloakroom: "Lin, you have a lot of news on your Instagram, why don't you check it first?"

"Give me a look, I'm looking for socks."

Erin clicked on the pop-up window and found that Lindy's phone had no password settings at all.

And the crazy message on Instagram also surprised her, "Lin, I think you'd better come and see for yourself."

Lindy hopped on the last sock, put his arms around Irene's waist and took the phone.

"What is this all about???"

This kind of thing is very troublesome and cannot be explained clearly.

If it could be explained clearly, Wu J would not have been sprayed for so many years.

He quickly picked up his mobile phone and dialed Hull's number:

"It's me, hurry up and take a look at my Ins account, see how to solve it, and set up a public relations department if necessary."

Hull, who was still bleary-eyed, turned on Instagram and looked at it for 10 seconds, and he immediately woke up.

"This matter can be big or small. The key is where did this rumor come out? Lin, you didn't secretly naturalize behind my back, did you?"

"Are you stupid? I didn't get naturalized in Madrid!"

Hull slapped his head, yes, Spain is much better than England.

"let me see..."

Lindy saw that Hull might not be the first choice to deal with Huaxia's problems, "If you do this, first spend money to find a public relations company, and then fly to Huaxia to set up a small public relations studio to eliminate rumors, and then put those who should Just register all the registered accounts, just transfer my Ins news, I will clarify on Ins later."

Lin Di added, "Someone must be behind the scenes! Hire a team of lawyers right away. You don't need to send me a shitty lawyer's letter. You can sue directly. Doing business in China is just like in the beautiful country. You spend money when you need it. The crime of libel can be sentenced to 3 years at the top! Send them all to me, and every day, you will know that they are fake."

Lindy didn't realize that the longer he came, the more different the way he handled things.

From the smooth and steady at the beginning, to the occasional counterattack later.

Up to now, Lindy's instinct tells him that if the team follows the Western way of doing things, the effect should also be very good.

After hanging up the phone, Lindy rummaged through the boxes, took out her ID card and passport, and asked Irene to take a photo of herself.

After erasing the number, re-update the photo of yourself preparing for the morning run on Ins.

"Thank you for caring about my nationality so late. Look out. Here is my passport and ID card. Next to me is my girlfriend Irene. We are going to run in the morning. Let's exercise with me!"

Irene was a little embarrassed, "Lin, is this okay?"

"What's wrong, are you shy? You know, now, you are the enemy of thousands of girls!" Lindy smiled happily, as if those attacks couldn't hurt him at all.

Irene couldn't hold Lindy back, so she followed him out for a morning run with a worried expression on her face.

...

Lindy's Instagram has been released, and many people have been dumbfounded.

Reply so fast?

ID card?

passport?

girlfriend? !

Lindy's loyal fans began to cheer:

"Where's the brother who agreed to eat shit during the live broadcast? @爱孔死的小鸭鸡@一多小草蜜@Physics class is too difficult"

"What about the headwind? Where is the wind? Where is the headwind?"

"No, Lindy actually has a girlfriend? My God, my teenage dream is broken!"

"Why, why did you break my dream? My male god actually has a girlfriend."

"Who asked you to check your nationality? Now it's over, Lindy, can you break up right away? I'm going to cry to death."

Of course, there are always some stubborn guys who still have unabated firepower despite the "storm".

But then, Hull issued an announcement in the country:

Those public accounts and media that spread rumors will be sued for defamation.

The text is very short, and many people don't take it seriously. There are too many such things, and they are basically ignored.

But for just 30 minutes, the power of money makes a big difference.

Modu Chengxin Law Firm released a video:

They submitted the relevant documents in the Modu court!

All of a sudden, the limelight turned collectively, apologizing for apologizing, deleting posts for deleting posts, everyone realized that this man was actually serious.

And it came so fast!

Unlike those celebrities and ordinary people, let them knead at will.

There is not even a warning letter or a lawyer's letter, and they sue directly without mercy.

When countless Lindy fans were happy about the failure of media marketing, there were always people who were depressed.

In a dilapidated rental house, an unkempt man was biting his chopsticks and trembling with anger.

The bedding floor behind him was full of all kinds of rubbish.

On the table that could no longer accommodate anything, the remaining half bowl of vermicelli in clear soup lost its fragrance in an instant.

"Damn, so rich, why didn't you run away? Damn! Damn!" The man became more angry as he thought about it, and slammed his right hand hard on the table.

"Bang!"

The remaining half bowl of vermicelli in clear soup was overturned directly, and the soup splashed all over the keyboard and tabletop, and then flowed down the opening of the tabletop.

"Fuck!"

"Bang~"

A puff of black smoke rose, and the display screen became completely gray.

The chopsticks that the man was biting on his mouth also fell to the ground, "It's over, my only property, now the power leveling income is gone, how can I live?"

...

"Are you ready?" Brooke said with a bright smile on his face.

The assistant next to him checked his tie for the last time, "Sir, everything is ready."