Hokage: All Gender Reversed Except Me
Chapter 99 He is really inappropriate and "dangerous"
Late at night, the moon is cold and the stars are cold.
On the dark and quiet path, a yellow-haired boy was passing quickly.
The boy was carrying a big bag on his left shoulder, and a young girl lying upside down on her right shoulder.
The body of the girl being carried was trembling at this moment. She was just having a meal with her friends, and when she came back she was knocked unconscious.
It would be fine if it was just a prank, but she heard from the robber that he was robbing money and sex! ! ?
If it was just a simple robbery, she wouldn't worry. Her family was rich in wholesale medicinal materials.
But when it comes to calamity, that is absolutely unacceptable...
Although she was jolted to death by running so fast, she quickly calmed down and raised her head slightly to look around.
After looking at it for a long time, she realized that this place was a deserted place that she was not familiar with. Combined with what this person had said before, it was perfect for that. It was estimated that no one would come to save her even if she screamed until her throat was broken.
"Uh-huh, brother robber, please let me go. I'm not yet twelve years old. My family is very rich."
While running fast, Naruto just teased Shikamaru. Unexpectedly, this girl actually believed him and didn't resist the whole process after waking up?
Thinking of this, a meaningful smile appeared on Naruto's lips.
In fact, what Naruto didn't know was that Shikamaru was frightened by the sword he had just wielded.
Just kidding, he could knock her out quietly without anyone noticing. Even if Shikamaru was stupid, she wouldn't dare to struggle and anger him at this time.
"Money, do you think I am a man who is short of money?"
Naruto looked up at the main entrance of the Uchiha clan in front of him, and also changed the topic, "I invite you here this time because I want you to help me do something. If it is done, then I will not touch you in the slightest. If Can’t do it… hum.”
Shikamaru was stunned when he heard this.
what? What?
Are you calling 'please'?
Do you have any misunderstanding of this word?
But the potential is stronger than people.
This man could kill him instantly with one move, and even if Shikamaru wasn't angry in his heart, he didn't dare to show it.
"I promise, as long as I don't violate my principles, I will try my best to help you."
"Principle? Hum...principles are meant to be broken."
Naruto also sighed inwardly at Shikamaru's intelligence. If this had happened to other classmates, they would probably have cried for mercy.
Where is this person?He was still able to bargain with himself rationally.
"You, don't go too far. Let me tell you, I am the heir to the Nara family. You don't want to spend the rest of your days in endless pursuit, right?"
Shikamaru was confident that he had a little grasp of the robber's psychology, and he thought of using his family's power to warn him a little, so that the other party would have some balance in his mind.
After all, it’s not fun to be too young, and is it necessary to be hunted for a girl all your life?
But Shikamaru was still young after all.
She completely failed to consider that this person didn't play according to common sense at all.
The voice just fell.
She only heard a crisp "pop", followed by bursts of pain and numbness in her buttocks.
Now she, who thought she was smart, suddenly turned red, her rationality and high IQ were all gone, and she immediately revealed the characteristics that she should have at her age. .
"Whoa... ow."
"Xiao Nizi, haven't you figured out who is in control of the situation? Do you still dare to preach to me? Believe me or not..."
"I believe it, please don't mess around."
wow...
Naruto carried Shikamaru on his shoulders and approached the Uchiha clan's main entrance in a flash.
Then he walked through the familiar streets and headed straight to Sasuke's house.
When Shikamaru looked at his surroundings, his face was ashen.
Isn't this the land of the Uchiha clan?
Since Naruto got sick and Sasuke took care of him personally, no one has been here for a long time.
It's over now, no one will come to save me when I scream until my throat is broken.
The surrounding scene changed rapidly, and in the blink of an eye Shikamaru found himself being carried into a luxurious courtyard.
As soon as Naruto stepped into the small courtyard, he used the secret technique of the mountain to arrange Sasuke.
Late at night, the moon is cold and the stars are cold, and it can be described as pitch black outside.
Naruto put Shikamaru down, then put the package in her hand into her hands, and whispered into her ear from behind.
"Go in and teach her how to use this, and tell her everything you know in detail. Once this is done, I will send you back safely, otherwise..."
"I agree, don't be impulsive."
In fact, at this moment, Shikamaru wanted to turn around to see who this person was and what he looked like.
But after the slap just now, she didn't dare anymore. She knew that this person didn't play according to common sense at all.
The bag in her hand was so heavy that she didn't know what was in it, but at this moment the arrow was on the string and she had no choice but to go into the house.
"Don't play any tricks. I'm just waiting outside. Xiao Nizi, your strength is not enough in front of me."
Yes, although the Nara family's secret technique is good at restraining people, it was late at night, and there was no shadow to be used by Shikamaru, so the combat effectiveness was directly lost by [-]%.
"Well, I know why you are so mean."
Da da da……
Shikamaru swallowed his throat and paced towards the lit cabinet.
clap la la...
However, when Shikamaru opened the cabinet door and saw Sasuke lying on the bed with a pale face, looking at her with the same confused expression, she felt numb.
"??Sa...Sasuke? You, why is it you?"
However, before Shikamaru could ask anything else, he heard a dry cough coming from outside the house, which was obviously threatening her to do business.
"Humph."
Shikamaru looked down at the bag in his hand without anger. When he opened it, he saw that it was full of safety patches for girls, and he instantly understood something.
"Sasuke, are you on your period?"
"official holiday?"
Sasuke felt particularly uncomfortable seeing this innocent girl appearing at this moment, but Naruto had already arranged for her, so she naturally had to obey.
"uh-huh."
Seeing that Sasuke didn't seem to understand anything about menstruation, Shikamaru understood something instantly.
"Don't worry, this is just a trivial matter for us girls. Come on, I'll teach you how to use this."
Shikamaru took out a pack of safety patches for night use, tore them open and walked towards Sasuke.
"This is called a safety patch. You have to keep it with you these days..."
Naruto listened to Shikamaru's meticulous explanation outside, and then nodded with satisfaction.
"Hey, it's a secret between girls after all. Saying this, there's no psychological burden at all."
Soon, Shikamaru told him about girls' periods, and Sasuke took it to heart.
At this moment, Shikamaru changed the subject and actually asked Sasuke who the person outside the door was, and then robbed her so rudely.
Upon hearing this, Naruto's head started to sweat.
He also hurriedly taught Sasuke how to deal with it through the secret skills of the mountain.
Sasuke was asked by Shikamaru, and for a moment he didn't know how to answer.
How could he confess Naruto to Shikamaru when he was so rude?
However, just when Sasuke didn't know how to answer, Naruto's voice appeared in his mind in time.
After receiving Naruto's instructions, Sasuke also apologized, "That person is my distant cousin."
After being slapped on the buttocks, how could Shikamaru just let that person go?impossible.
"Oh? What's his name?" This small grudge has already been recorded in Shikamaru's account.
Naruto heard the conversation between the two clearly and felt that he had to take on the matter head-on, so he immediately formed a seal and said, "Transform."─=≡Σ(((つ??w??)つ
I have to say that when Naruto turned into Sasuke, the original boy, and came out of the smoke, he was a real dog!
This shota, who can be called a girl killer, comes out and says he will take on this matter head-on?
Naruto was not too familiar with the stinky face of Sasuke, the boy in the original novel, and he walked into Sasuke's boudoir expressionlessly.
Shikamaru's back was turned to him at this time, and Sasuke saw Naruto's funny look at a glance and immediately gave him a big eye roll.
"Hey, this eldest lady of the Nara family, are you...inquiring about me?"
The sound is magnetic and yet clean and clear.
Shikamaru turned around sharply, and she wanted to know who this person was who could do such an outrageous thing to her.
However, as Shikamaru turned around...
Emma... everyone was stunned.
Immediately, Shikamaru's cheeks turned rosy. He didn't dare to look at the young man in white standing at the door. At the same time, his heart was pounding. He immediately lowered his head and said, "Humph, you did something so rude and outrageous to others, why don't you let me do it?" It's too much for people to ask about you."
Originally, Sasuke blamed Naruto for causing trouble and acting out of tune.
However, with Shikamaru's words, "You have done something so rude and excessive to others?" 'Sasuke's eyebrow embroidery directly changed into the character '川'.
The meanings of 'discourteous' and 'excessive' are quite different from 'rude', right?
really.
After Naruto saw the look in his eyes from Sasuke, one word immediately appeared in his mind: Danger!
On the dark and quiet path, a yellow-haired boy was passing quickly.
The boy was carrying a big bag on his left shoulder, and a young girl lying upside down on her right shoulder.
The body of the girl being carried was trembling at this moment. She was just having a meal with her friends, and when she came back she was knocked unconscious.
It would be fine if it was just a prank, but she heard from the robber that he was robbing money and sex! ! ?
If it was just a simple robbery, she wouldn't worry. Her family was rich in wholesale medicinal materials.
But when it comes to calamity, that is absolutely unacceptable...
Although she was jolted to death by running so fast, she quickly calmed down and raised her head slightly to look around.
After looking at it for a long time, she realized that this place was a deserted place that she was not familiar with. Combined with what this person had said before, it was perfect for that. It was estimated that no one would come to save her even if she screamed until her throat was broken.
"Uh-huh, brother robber, please let me go. I'm not yet twelve years old. My family is very rich."
While running fast, Naruto just teased Shikamaru. Unexpectedly, this girl actually believed him and didn't resist the whole process after waking up?
Thinking of this, a meaningful smile appeared on Naruto's lips.
In fact, what Naruto didn't know was that Shikamaru was frightened by the sword he had just wielded.
Just kidding, he could knock her out quietly without anyone noticing. Even if Shikamaru was stupid, she wouldn't dare to struggle and anger him at this time.
"Money, do you think I am a man who is short of money?"
Naruto looked up at the main entrance of the Uchiha clan in front of him, and also changed the topic, "I invite you here this time because I want you to help me do something. If it is done, then I will not touch you in the slightest. If Can’t do it… hum.”
Shikamaru was stunned when he heard this.
what? What?
Are you calling 'please'?
Do you have any misunderstanding of this word?
But the potential is stronger than people.
This man could kill him instantly with one move, and even if Shikamaru wasn't angry in his heart, he didn't dare to show it.
"I promise, as long as I don't violate my principles, I will try my best to help you."
"Principle? Hum...principles are meant to be broken."
Naruto also sighed inwardly at Shikamaru's intelligence. If this had happened to other classmates, they would probably have cried for mercy.
Where is this person?He was still able to bargain with himself rationally.
"You, don't go too far. Let me tell you, I am the heir to the Nara family. You don't want to spend the rest of your days in endless pursuit, right?"
Shikamaru was confident that he had a little grasp of the robber's psychology, and he thought of using his family's power to warn him a little, so that the other party would have some balance in his mind.
After all, it’s not fun to be too young, and is it necessary to be hunted for a girl all your life?
But Shikamaru was still young after all.
She completely failed to consider that this person didn't play according to common sense at all.
The voice just fell.
She only heard a crisp "pop", followed by bursts of pain and numbness in her buttocks.
Now she, who thought she was smart, suddenly turned red, her rationality and high IQ were all gone, and she immediately revealed the characteristics that she should have at her age. .
"Whoa... ow."
"Xiao Nizi, haven't you figured out who is in control of the situation? Do you still dare to preach to me? Believe me or not..."
"I believe it, please don't mess around."
wow...
Naruto carried Shikamaru on his shoulders and approached the Uchiha clan's main entrance in a flash.
Then he walked through the familiar streets and headed straight to Sasuke's house.
When Shikamaru looked at his surroundings, his face was ashen.
Isn't this the land of the Uchiha clan?
Since Naruto got sick and Sasuke took care of him personally, no one has been here for a long time.
It's over now, no one will come to save me when I scream until my throat is broken.
The surrounding scene changed rapidly, and in the blink of an eye Shikamaru found himself being carried into a luxurious courtyard.
As soon as Naruto stepped into the small courtyard, he used the secret technique of the mountain to arrange Sasuke.
Late at night, the moon is cold and the stars are cold, and it can be described as pitch black outside.
Naruto put Shikamaru down, then put the package in her hand into her hands, and whispered into her ear from behind.
"Go in and teach her how to use this, and tell her everything you know in detail. Once this is done, I will send you back safely, otherwise..."
"I agree, don't be impulsive."
In fact, at this moment, Shikamaru wanted to turn around to see who this person was and what he looked like.
But after the slap just now, she didn't dare anymore. She knew that this person didn't play according to common sense at all.
The bag in her hand was so heavy that she didn't know what was in it, but at this moment the arrow was on the string and she had no choice but to go into the house.
"Don't play any tricks. I'm just waiting outside. Xiao Nizi, your strength is not enough in front of me."
Yes, although the Nara family's secret technique is good at restraining people, it was late at night, and there was no shadow to be used by Shikamaru, so the combat effectiveness was directly lost by [-]%.
"Well, I know why you are so mean."
Da da da……
Shikamaru swallowed his throat and paced towards the lit cabinet.
clap la la...
However, when Shikamaru opened the cabinet door and saw Sasuke lying on the bed with a pale face, looking at her with the same confused expression, she felt numb.
"??Sa...Sasuke? You, why is it you?"
However, before Shikamaru could ask anything else, he heard a dry cough coming from outside the house, which was obviously threatening her to do business.
"Humph."
Shikamaru looked down at the bag in his hand without anger. When he opened it, he saw that it was full of safety patches for girls, and he instantly understood something.
"Sasuke, are you on your period?"
"official holiday?"
Sasuke felt particularly uncomfortable seeing this innocent girl appearing at this moment, but Naruto had already arranged for her, so she naturally had to obey.
"uh-huh."
Seeing that Sasuke didn't seem to understand anything about menstruation, Shikamaru understood something instantly.
"Don't worry, this is just a trivial matter for us girls. Come on, I'll teach you how to use this."
Shikamaru took out a pack of safety patches for night use, tore them open and walked towards Sasuke.
"This is called a safety patch. You have to keep it with you these days..."
Naruto listened to Shikamaru's meticulous explanation outside, and then nodded with satisfaction.
"Hey, it's a secret between girls after all. Saying this, there's no psychological burden at all."
Soon, Shikamaru told him about girls' periods, and Sasuke took it to heart.
At this moment, Shikamaru changed the subject and actually asked Sasuke who the person outside the door was, and then robbed her so rudely.
Upon hearing this, Naruto's head started to sweat.
He also hurriedly taught Sasuke how to deal with it through the secret skills of the mountain.
Sasuke was asked by Shikamaru, and for a moment he didn't know how to answer.
How could he confess Naruto to Shikamaru when he was so rude?
However, just when Sasuke didn't know how to answer, Naruto's voice appeared in his mind in time.
After receiving Naruto's instructions, Sasuke also apologized, "That person is my distant cousin."
After being slapped on the buttocks, how could Shikamaru just let that person go?impossible.
"Oh? What's his name?" This small grudge has already been recorded in Shikamaru's account.
Naruto heard the conversation between the two clearly and felt that he had to take on the matter head-on, so he immediately formed a seal and said, "Transform."─=≡Σ(((つ??w??)つ
I have to say that when Naruto turned into Sasuke, the original boy, and came out of the smoke, he was a real dog!
This shota, who can be called a girl killer, comes out and says he will take on this matter head-on?
Naruto was not too familiar with the stinky face of Sasuke, the boy in the original novel, and he walked into Sasuke's boudoir expressionlessly.
Shikamaru's back was turned to him at this time, and Sasuke saw Naruto's funny look at a glance and immediately gave him a big eye roll.
"Hey, this eldest lady of the Nara family, are you...inquiring about me?"
The sound is magnetic and yet clean and clear.
Shikamaru turned around sharply, and she wanted to know who this person was who could do such an outrageous thing to her.
However, as Shikamaru turned around...
Emma... everyone was stunned.
Immediately, Shikamaru's cheeks turned rosy. He didn't dare to look at the young man in white standing at the door. At the same time, his heart was pounding. He immediately lowered his head and said, "Humph, you did something so rude and outrageous to others, why don't you let me do it?" It's too much for people to ask about you."
Originally, Sasuke blamed Naruto for causing trouble and acting out of tune.
However, with Shikamaru's words, "You have done something so rude and excessive to others?" 'Sasuke's eyebrow embroidery directly changed into the character '川'.
The meanings of 'discourteous' and 'excessive' are quite different from 'rude', right?
really.
After Naruto saw the look in his eyes from Sasuke, one word immediately appeared in his mind: Danger!
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