Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

"Hahaha..." Yan Bai couldn't help laughing.

Ban said with a headache: "To be honest, I initially watched "Intimate Love" with a learning attitude."

"Maybe I won't think that the plot of this book is not that good, but it's hard for me to imagine that it makes me unable to understand it to this extent."

Yan Bai smiled without saying a word.

Originally, Riraiya didn't write romantic novels in the first place.

how to say?

It was market demand that led Jiraiya to embark on the path of an old fantasy writer.

Jiraiya's first popular book was called "The Legend of Genshin Ninja".

To say that "The Legend of Genshōnin" is a passionate novel is not to say that it is.

This is a novel that you shouldn’t think too much about or read multiple times.

The main reason is that everyone's life is already very difficult, and we don't want to find any more pain in novels and fantasies.

"Gensho Ninden" is filled with plain despair from beginning to end.

So there's a reason why it hit the street.

"The Legend of Genshōnin" reflects the cruelty and tragedy in reality, the cruelty that is very ordinary, and the tragedy that is visible to the naked eye.

In this way, a thick book depicts the suffering ninja life of the protagonist "Naruto".

After reading it, I didn't feel any better. I just felt like my heart was filled with boulders and I couldn't breathe.

Except for those guys whose lives are too good and too busy to be idle, few people will buy novels that make them breathless.

After being thrown into the street, Jiraiya became enlightened.

Then, later, Riraiya found the password to wealth;

Then, Jiraiya became popular;

Then, Jiraiya legitimately resigned from his public position and wrote novels full-time;

Then, Jiraiya became a major tax payer in Konoha Ninja Village.

Although Uchiha Madara complained after reading those best-selling books, "Intimate Paradise" is definitely valuable.

Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara with a smile.

Uchiha Madara continued to complain: "This set of books is full of values, that is, if you lick one person, you are a dog licker, and if you lick a hundred, you are a sea king."

"The whole book is full of gaudy hints about men and women. I couldn't even understand whether the dry words the hero said to the heroine were speaking Japanese or reciting spells. Otherwise, how could the heroine be fascinated by them? .”

"If I say these words to you, you will definitely beat me to death, or even beat me to pieces a hundred times."

"In short, everything is so magical. It seems like I have read a love story, but I haven't seen anything at all."

"None of this is important. I am struggling with why this series of books can be so ugly and yet so popular. When I read the book, I felt on pins and needles. When I discussed it with you, I felt like I had a lump in my throat."

Because of this, facing a table full of delicious food, Uchiha Madara really couldn't take a bite.

It can only be said that "Intimate Paradise" is not what Madara likes, and the negative impact seems to be very serious.

Yan Bai sneered, poured a bowl of soup for Ban and pushed it over.

Yan Bai said: "Madara, actually, in the book "Intimate Love in Heaven", Jiraiya may not know what he is writing. He just thought of such a group of people and then wrote them out through words. But , different people have different interpretations.”

"Oh?" Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai, "Do you have any different thoughts about it? Tell me?"

"From my point of view, "Intimate Love in Heaven" is about human nature, not love." Yan Bai ate gracefully while whispering:

"The heroine of "Sex in Heaven" ran with her parents from the Kingdom of Earth to the Kingdom of Fire to escape the war."

"In the Country of Fire, she received the benefits of compulsory education, and thus had the opportunity to get a normal education for free. Later, the people of the Country of Fire became more and more desperate to develop the economy."

"The people of the Fire Country love their country and actively respond to the daimyo's policies. They work hard and give birth to children."

"The population is becoming more and more, and competition is becoming more and more fierce. It is far from being able to live a peaceful and safe life with a mouth of food, clothes to wear, and a land to live on, as it was in the past."

"If you don't work hard enough, the people around you will try their best to cheer you up, cheer you up, and make you work hard."

"Everyone is working hard to endure hardship for the sake of their descendants and the people behind them."

"The mental pressure is too great and the pace of life is too fast, which makes the heroine's parents breathless."

"So, after learning that the war between various countries against the Land of Fire was over, the heroine's parents wanted to return to their hometown of the Land of Earth."

"But the heroine doesn't want to go back. She wants to finish studying in the Land of Fire. If she goes back to the Land of Earth, where will she go to study?"

"She is a girl. In the entire ninja world, except for the Land of Fire, no country is so friendly to women."

"The Kingdom of Earth has no compulsory education, and the land is poorer than the Kingdom of Fire. The policies are not biased toward the common people, and fights with neighboring countries will occur at any time. There is no hope there."

"After seeing the good world, the heroine no longer wants to go back to the original mud pit, so she wants to ask for help from her neighbor brother, the hero."

"She loves the hero, but it's more of a calculation. She wants to stay in the Land of Fire, and she needs a layer of identity protection, which is a legal marriage to the hero in the Land of Fire."

"She did not return to the Kingdom of Earth because she knew that only the Kingdom of Fire could keep civilians away from the war for a long time."

"She knows she can't go back. Even if she goes back to the Land of Earth, she will live in poverty and misery, and she won't even be able to make her own decisions about marriage."

"She will definitely not be able to get happiness when she returns to the Kingdom of Earth. However, if she stays in the Kingdom of Fire, she still has a great chance of winning the bet and getting happiness."

"Look in the book, everyone has slept with each other, and the relationship is messy, but they can live in the same room calmly."

"She and him in it are the epitome of many civilians in the Fire Country. If you have empathy, you can see it. These people and things are too far away from you and me, so you can't stand it."

And in this book, the plot is actually secondary.

The highlights of it are the various "postures" and various "gameplays". As for what the hell the plot is about, most readers have no idea at all.

You don’t need to understand what it says, as long as you understand the “playing method” and learn the “positions”, that’s all.

Yan Bai smiled slightly and said: "Ban, just treat it as entertainment. There is nothing to learn. If you take it seriously, you will lose."

"Although your explanation makes sense." Uchiha Madara said with a puzzled look on his face: "Maybe I'm really not suitable for reading this kind of book."

Yan Bai lowered his eyes and hid his meaningful smile. Sure enough... Ban was still the same Ban... He deliberately showed Ban this set of books...