Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go
Chapter 338 I am Shou Yanbai, not Shou Laowang
"You mean, you guys... your wife hasn't been pregnant for many years?"
Yan Bai held the tea cup and looked at Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato sitting opposite him.
Early this morning.
Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato arrived.
Because I understand Yan Bai's rules, if it's not an urgent matter, I have to wait for Yan Bai to finish the matter at hand before I can explain my intention.
After Yan Bai had finished handling the affairs at hand and asked Nara Shikaku to issue new orders, he called two disciples to the living room to make tea.
However, after hearing Uchiha Fugaku's simple explanation of his purpose, Yan Bai felt a trace of confusion in his heart.
Fugaku and Minato came to ask for a child together?
Yan Bai looked at the serious expressions of these two disciples and couldn't help but blurt out: "Do you have any misunderstandings about me? I am Thousand-Hand Yan Bai, not Guanyin. You can't get your wife pregnant. Follow me." What does it matter? Do you think I can get your wife pregnant?"
Is this asking him, an old man wearing women's clothing, to become the "Thousand-Armed King"?
Is he going to be the biological father of brother Sasuke and Naruto?
forget it……
Namikaze Minato scratched his head in embarrassment, "Um...teacher, Kushina said, the younger brothers in the family are artificial humans synthesized from the blood of you and Madara. You see, aren't we in a hurry? Can we... …”
"No..." Yan Bai rejected him without hesitation, "This technology is disgusting. I have asked my second brother to ban it. Never use it again. You should have children according to the laws of nature. Don't be so anxious. You are so Young, children will definitely have it.”
The truth is out.
It turned out that after adopting Kushina, Kushina naturally knew some secrets.
There is no portrait of Yan Bai in the textbook, but there are portraits of the first generation Hokage Senju Hashirama and Shura Uchiha Madara of the ninja world.
After all, as he gets older, Mu Ye becomes more and more like Madara.
But Madara has been dead for many years.
Muye and Yinyue are indeed Madara's biological sons, but they were born after Madara died, which is very strange.
Moreover, Yan Bai's family actually adheres to the code of conduct of "If you don't ask, I won't tell you. If you ask, I won't lie to you."
After a while, Kushina knew the truth.
Kushina knew about this, and she was anxious to give birth to Minato Namikaze's child, and then Minato Namikaze knew about it.
Namikaze Minato knew about it, and happened to meet Uchiha Fugaku who was anxious about having children.
There is a reason why these two couples are so anxious.
Because Konoha Ninja Village and the Country of Fire are developing rapidly, people living and working in peace and contentment are giving birth to more and more children.
If the biological parents are unable to take care of all the children they have born, they must hand over the children who are unable to take care of them to the state to help raise them.
Then these children will be sent to guardians who are "qualified" to raise children for careful care.
Mr. and Mrs. Fugaku Uchiha and Mr. and Mrs. Minato Namikaze are obviously "qualified" guardians.
But people are selfish, and they are no exception. They want to take care of their children more.
In addition to the possibility of being assigned children, these two guys probably saw that Hinata Yuisaki, a low-key person who got married later than them, already had a second child, and they were very anxious...
Yan Bai looked at the two disciples in front of him speechlessly.
Everyone’s physiological functions are fine, so why do we need to artificially give birth to a child?Is this free?Do you know how expensive artificial humans are?
Yan Bai definitely does not recommend that they do this when their wives can give birth naturally.
Seeing the depressed looks on their faces, Yan Bai closed his eyes and said, "Artificial beings can't do it, but... I might be able to help you."
As soon as these words came out, the two men were so happy that their eyes turned red.
Then, they watched as Yan Bai took out a paper and pen from the side and began to write the prescription.
Men and women take different medicines. He handed the things to the two disciples and asked them to go to the pharmacy to get the medicine. Yan Bai planned to help them make pills and let them take the medicine on time first and then check the situation.
Watching the two surprised men hurried out of the office door with prescriptions in hand.
Yan Bai frowned and fell into deep thought. Why did things develop into a "go home and take medicine" series?
Do you want to... sell aphrodisiacs? ?
This seems to be a business that is sure to make money without losing money.
Let’s take a look at the effect first…
Yan Bai's career is still in full swing, but the next Hokage is still missing.
No one applied.
Among Yan Bai's four disciples, Hyuga Yuisaki is as puppet-like as ever. He is very powerful and has a lot of professional knowledge. However, let alone being the Hokage, he is not even suitable to be the Deputy Shadow Hokage advisor.
Then there is the single Senju Naoki. After falling out of love for the second time, he gave up on being single and began to fall in love with his work. He worked very hard, and his political achievements cannot be said to be outstanding, but they are quite satisfactory, but he is still not capable enough to be the Hokage. position.
Besides, now Yan Bai can't understand the Thousand-Handed Rope Tree, so it's safer for him to just stay down there and work.
Needless to say, Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato, these two guys are currently fighting "infertility"...
Yan Bai couldn't figure out why the position of Hokage, which was originally eagerly sought by Danzo Shimura and others, was so objectionable.
He shouldn't have agreed to Kima in the first place... even though he was having a lot of fun during this period.
So time passed day by day.
The tonic prescribed by Yan Bai to the two disciples showed some effects. Mikoto was finally pregnant, but Kushina was still silent.
Namikaze Minato comforted his wife, saying that she was too nervous and had to relax, otherwise it would be affected.
So Kushina often goes out for walks to try to prevent herself from falling into depression.
In Yan Bai's view, Mikoto's pregnancy was due to fate and not because of taking medicine at all, while Kushina was not pregnant because the time had not come yet.
Mikoto's first child was Itachi. When she gave birth to her second child, Kushina should have been pregnant...
Just when Yan Bai was calculating Mikoto's due date and lamenting how time flies, Itachi was about to be born too.
Good news came from Sunagakure Village.
The initial form of the human puppet came out, and the main puppet master, Granny Chiyo, personally came to Konoha to deliver the goods.
However, when Yan Bai went to see Granny Qiandai with great interest, Granny Qiandai showed Yan Bai a beautiful human skeleton made of wood.
Looking at the skeleton made of top-notch materials, Yan Bai was silent for a long time.
Yan Bai didn't speak, but Granny Chiyo whispered: "Hokage-sama, according to your request, many functions of this puppet should be as similar as possible to the real person. This is the beauty in the picture restored to the basic skeleton, and then filled in " "Artificial" internal organs, attached with artificial muscle tissue, and finally covered with "artificial leather", which can be carefully taken care of to give it the appearance you require. "
Yan Bai looked at Qiandai's mother-in-law and asked, "Is this your own idea, Consultant Qiandai?"
Yan Bai's eyes were very calm, and there was nothing domineering about him, but Granny Qiandai broke out in a cold sweat because of these words.
"I'm sorry, Hokage-sama, it was not my idea, but my grandson Scorpion's idea based on your request after seeing your drawings." Chiyo did not dare to lie.
"Scorpion...?" Yan Bai chewed on the name and fell into memories.
Yan Bai held the tea cup and looked at Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato sitting opposite him.
Early this morning.
Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato arrived.
Because I understand Yan Bai's rules, if it's not an urgent matter, I have to wait for Yan Bai to finish the matter at hand before I can explain my intention.
After Yan Bai had finished handling the affairs at hand and asked Nara Shikaku to issue new orders, he called two disciples to the living room to make tea.
However, after hearing Uchiha Fugaku's simple explanation of his purpose, Yan Bai felt a trace of confusion in his heart.
Fugaku and Minato came to ask for a child together?
Yan Bai looked at the serious expressions of these two disciples and couldn't help but blurt out: "Do you have any misunderstandings about me? I am Thousand-Hand Yan Bai, not Guanyin. You can't get your wife pregnant. Follow me." What does it matter? Do you think I can get your wife pregnant?"
Is this asking him, an old man wearing women's clothing, to become the "Thousand-Armed King"?
Is he going to be the biological father of brother Sasuke and Naruto?
forget it……
Namikaze Minato scratched his head in embarrassment, "Um...teacher, Kushina said, the younger brothers in the family are artificial humans synthesized from the blood of you and Madara. You see, aren't we in a hurry? Can we... …”
"No..." Yan Bai rejected him without hesitation, "This technology is disgusting. I have asked my second brother to ban it. Never use it again. You should have children according to the laws of nature. Don't be so anxious. You are so Young, children will definitely have it.”
The truth is out.
It turned out that after adopting Kushina, Kushina naturally knew some secrets.
There is no portrait of Yan Bai in the textbook, but there are portraits of the first generation Hokage Senju Hashirama and Shura Uchiha Madara of the ninja world.
After all, as he gets older, Mu Ye becomes more and more like Madara.
But Madara has been dead for many years.
Muye and Yinyue are indeed Madara's biological sons, but they were born after Madara died, which is very strange.
Moreover, Yan Bai's family actually adheres to the code of conduct of "If you don't ask, I won't tell you. If you ask, I won't lie to you."
After a while, Kushina knew the truth.
Kushina knew about this, and she was anxious to give birth to Minato Namikaze's child, and then Minato Namikaze knew about it.
Namikaze Minato knew about it, and happened to meet Uchiha Fugaku who was anxious about having children.
There is a reason why these two couples are so anxious.
Because Konoha Ninja Village and the Country of Fire are developing rapidly, people living and working in peace and contentment are giving birth to more and more children.
If the biological parents are unable to take care of all the children they have born, they must hand over the children who are unable to take care of them to the state to help raise them.
Then these children will be sent to guardians who are "qualified" to raise children for careful care.
Mr. and Mrs. Fugaku Uchiha and Mr. and Mrs. Minato Namikaze are obviously "qualified" guardians.
But people are selfish, and they are no exception. They want to take care of their children more.
In addition to the possibility of being assigned children, these two guys probably saw that Hinata Yuisaki, a low-key person who got married later than them, already had a second child, and they were very anxious...
Yan Bai looked at the two disciples in front of him speechlessly.
Everyone’s physiological functions are fine, so why do we need to artificially give birth to a child?Is this free?Do you know how expensive artificial humans are?
Yan Bai definitely does not recommend that they do this when their wives can give birth naturally.
Seeing the depressed looks on their faces, Yan Bai closed his eyes and said, "Artificial beings can't do it, but... I might be able to help you."
As soon as these words came out, the two men were so happy that their eyes turned red.
Then, they watched as Yan Bai took out a paper and pen from the side and began to write the prescription.
Men and women take different medicines. He handed the things to the two disciples and asked them to go to the pharmacy to get the medicine. Yan Bai planned to help them make pills and let them take the medicine on time first and then check the situation.
Watching the two surprised men hurried out of the office door with prescriptions in hand.
Yan Bai frowned and fell into deep thought. Why did things develop into a "go home and take medicine" series?
Do you want to... sell aphrodisiacs? ?
This seems to be a business that is sure to make money without losing money.
Let’s take a look at the effect first…
Yan Bai's career is still in full swing, but the next Hokage is still missing.
No one applied.
Among Yan Bai's four disciples, Hyuga Yuisaki is as puppet-like as ever. He is very powerful and has a lot of professional knowledge. However, let alone being the Hokage, he is not even suitable to be the Deputy Shadow Hokage advisor.
Then there is the single Senju Naoki. After falling out of love for the second time, he gave up on being single and began to fall in love with his work. He worked very hard, and his political achievements cannot be said to be outstanding, but they are quite satisfactory, but he is still not capable enough to be the Hokage. position.
Besides, now Yan Bai can't understand the Thousand-Handed Rope Tree, so it's safer for him to just stay down there and work.
Needless to say, Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato, these two guys are currently fighting "infertility"...
Yan Bai couldn't figure out why the position of Hokage, which was originally eagerly sought by Danzo Shimura and others, was so objectionable.
He shouldn't have agreed to Kima in the first place... even though he was having a lot of fun during this period.
So time passed day by day.
The tonic prescribed by Yan Bai to the two disciples showed some effects. Mikoto was finally pregnant, but Kushina was still silent.
Namikaze Minato comforted his wife, saying that she was too nervous and had to relax, otherwise it would be affected.
So Kushina often goes out for walks to try to prevent herself from falling into depression.
In Yan Bai's view, Mikoto's pregnancy was due to fate and not because of taking medicine at all, while Kushina was not pregnant because the time had not come yet.
Mikoto's first child was Itachi. When she gave birth to her second child, Kushina should have been pregnant...
Just when Yan Bai was calculating Mikoto's due date and lamenting how time flies, Itachi was about to be born too.
Good news came from Sunagakure Village.
The initial form of the human puppet came out, and the main puppet master, Granny Chiyo, personally came to Konoha to deliver the goods.
However, when Yan Bai went to see Granny Qiandai with great interest, Granny Qiandai showed Yan Bai a beautiful human skeleton made of wood.
Looking at the skeleton made of top-notch materials, Yan Bai was silent for a long time.
Yan Bai didn't speak, but Granny Chiyo whispered: "Hokage-sama, according to your request, many functions of this puppet should be as similar as possible to the real person. This is the beauty in the picture restored to the basic skeleton, and then filled in " "Artificial" internal organs, attached with artificial muscle tissue, and finally covered with "artificial leather", which can be carefully taken care of to give it the appearance you require. "
Yan Bai looked at Qiandai's mother-in-law and asked, "Is this your own idea, Consultant Qiandai?"
Yan Bai's eyes were very calm, and there was nothing domineering about him, but Granny Qiandai broke out in a cold sweat because of these words.
"I'm sorry, Hokage-sama, it was not my idea, but my grandson Scorpion's idea based on your request after seeing your drawings." Chiyo did not dare to lie.
"Scorpion...?" Yan Bai chewed on the name and fell into memories.
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