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Chapter 292 The person you like knows how to poop
Yan Bai felt very magical.
Yan Bai handles Hokage affairs very quickly, whether it is foreign affairs or domestic affairs, and most of the busy people are his staff.
Matters including using the "Sky Eye Technique" to observe the Konoha Ninja Village are also handed over to the Konoha Police Department for execution. If there are matters that need to be reported, they will report them to Yan Bai.
But now, Yan Bai has another job in his spare time - educating Thousand-Hand Rope Tree.
That day, as soon as Qianshou Shengshu saw Yan Bai, he immediately knelt down.
Senju Naoki cried bitterly and apologized to his aunt, while admitting that he liked Uchiha Mikoto and asked Yan Bai to help him.
Yan Bai looked at the Thousand-Hand Rope Tree with a puzzled look on his face. He did not pretend not to understand, but directly told the Thousand-Hand Rope Tree, "I have to pay more."
Good guy, Yan Bai's words stopped the Thousand-Handed Rope Tree from being destroyed.
However, Qianju Shengshu asked Yan Bai quite soberly how much he wanted.
Yan Bai was also unambiguous and took out the contract for Qian Hand Shengshu to sign.
Calculating money based on time is equivalent to psychological counseling and giving advice. Anyway, Rope Tree has to pay based on time.
The so-called exchange of equal value means that both money and goods are paid.
After everything is done, everyone owes nothing to each other, let alone any favors owed to each other. Yan Bai doesn't intend to ask Thousand Hands Rope Tree to repay any favors, so just give him money.
After Qian Hands Shengshu took out the pocket money he had saved, Yan Bai first gave Qian Hands Shengshu psychological counseling.
Yan Bai first asked Naoki why he likes Uchiha Mikoto, and Naoki replied: "There is no reason, I just like her."
Yan Bai then asked Nao Shu why he felt unable to pursue Mikoto on his own, and Nao Shu replied: "I don't know."
I don’t know this question.
Yan Bai asked Shengshu to go home and think about it carefully before coming to him. He would put the job application application aside and don't change it. Think it through first before speaking.
Qianju Shengshu calmed down and found that Yan Bai was not that difficult to communicate with as an elder, so he returned home obediently.
Today, Yan Bai had finished handling his affairs early in the morning. He was making tea when Thousand-Hand Rope Tree came again.
Here again, Senju Naoki was obviously much more well-behaved than the previous few days. While drinking the tea that Yan Bai poured for him, he said anxiously: "Auntie, I think Mikoto is very good-looking, and her performance in school is also very good. Excellent, so I like her very much.”
Yan Bai's expression did not change at all, but he said calmly: "Have you ever thought that the goddess you like can poop."
Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."
After being silent for a long time, Senju Naoshu felt bad.
Seeing that the child was going crazy, Yan Bai continued without changing his expression: "Your reason for liking her is so irresponsible. You only see the beautiful side of that girl. Have you ever imagined that nothing in this world is perfect?" people."
"If you don't understand her shortcomings at all, it means you are not familiar with her at all. Your love for her is based on the state of seeing flowers in the fog, which is more beautiful."
"Of course, the peeing and peeing I mentioned is not a shortcoming. The peeing and peeing is a physiological need that every living person will experience. You can't even accept this, and you still say you like her?"
Saying that, Yan Bai suddenly gave an example, "Is Kushina still staying at your house? What do you think of her?"
Mentioning this name, a hint of impatience flashed across Naoshu's brows.
Obviously, the relationship between Naoki and Kushina doesn't seem to be that good.
Uzumaki Kushina is a little younger than Nawaki, and she should still be in the lower grades of Ninja School with Namikaze Minato and the others.
But Uzumaki Kushina is equivalent to the distant cousin of Senju Nawaki, the kind who lives under someone else's roof.
If it was the original destiny, the country of Uzumaki was destroyed, and Konoha needed a new jinchuriki to replace the dying Mito, so Kushina would be taken in.
But the situation is obviously different now.
Mito brought Uzumaki Kushina to Konoha very early, and at first he had the idea of letting Kushina accompany Yan Bai, a lonely old man, but what he got was Yan Bai's disgust.
This also led to Yan Bai directly telling Mito that he was actually a man and not suitable to take care of a little girl who was not related by blood and had a sensitive identity.
Mito knew that if Uzumaki Kushina was just sent back to the Country of Uzumaki, then this young child would not live a good life even if she had the status of a princess.
Because of pity for Kushina, Mito has always said that he likes this child very much and keeps her by his side to take care of her.
In this way, Kushina has become a childhood sweetheart relationship with Nasuki and Takema, the kind of childhood sweethearts who live under the same roof.
Just like what Qian Shu Tobijian once said to Yan Bai.
For the brother, no matter what his sister looks like in the eyes of outsiders, in the eyes of the brother, the sister is ugly.
The relationship between Kushina and Naoki is almost like that of brother and sister. Because they are too aware of each other's shortcomings, such as seeing each other's eye and boogers, it is unlikely to have other emotions.
Is it because Kushina is not beautiful enough?
No.
But for Naoki, compared with Kushina and Mikoto, Mikoto is like a fairy in a dream who is out of reach, while Kushina is more down-to-earth like a smelly sister.
In the eyes of Naoki, there is no sense of disobedience in bringing Shi Pei Butt and Kushina together, but if Shi Pei Pei and Mikoto are brought together, Nao Shu will be so embarrassed that he will roll on the floor.
Now, Yan Bai gave an example like this, and Sheng Shu understood it. It seemed that he still didn't think clearly enough.
"Naoshu, if you don't understand what you like about her at all, it means you don't like her at all." Yan Bai continued: "What you like is the Mikoto you imagined, not the real Mikoto, and as long as this The girl is not stupid, and she will not like you. There will be no results if this continues."
Although it seems too early to tell this to the current rope tree.
But after being reincarnated in this world for such a long time, Yan Bai feels that the children in the Naruto world are quite precocious. The sooner they are educated, the less regretful they will be.
Senju Naoki's face was full of tangles, and he seemed to be racking his brains to think of other shortcomings of Uchiha Mikoto to "support" his "like".
Senju Nezuki, who lacks vision, knowledge and experience, is so naive and ridiculous when looking for these "evidences".
However, Yan Bai didn't give him any room to think more and continued to ask: "After talking about your feelings for her, let's analyze what kind of attitude she may have."
"Eh?" Qianju Naoshu suddenly raised his eyes.
But I heard Yan Bai say: "You said before that you hope I can help you. What do you want me to help you with? Is your love for Miqin for the purpose of getting married?"
Hearing the word "marriage", Shengshu, who was still a child, was at a loss for words, "Aunt... I didn't..."
Yan Bai tilted his head and looked at him and said, "Any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just a hooliganism. Your original intention has huge moral problems."
Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."
Yan Bai handles Hokage affairs very quickly, whether it is foreign affairs or domestic affairs, and most of the busy people are his staff.
Matters including using the "Sky Eye Technique" to observe the Konoha Ninja Village are also handed over to the Konoha Police Department for execution. If there are matters that need to be reported, they will report them to Yan Bai.
But now, Yan Bai has another job in his spare time - educating Thousand-Hand Rope Tree.
That day, as soon as Qianshou Shengshu saw Yan Bai, he immediately knelt down.
Senju Naoki cried bitterly and apologized to his aunt, while admitting that he liked Uchiha Mikoto and asked Yan Bai to help him.
Yan Bai looked at the Thousand-Hand Rope Tree with a puzzled look on his face. He did not pretend not to understand, but directly told the Thousand-Hand Rope Tree, "I have to pay more."
Good guy, Yan Bai's words stopped the Thousand-Handed Rope Tree from being destroyed.
However, Qianju Shengshu asked Yan Bai quite soberly how much he wanted.
Yan Bai was also unambiguous and took out the contract for Qian Hand Shengshu to sign.
Calculating money based on time is equivalent to psychological counseling and giving advice. Anyway, Rope Tree has to pay based on time.
The so-called exchange of equal value means that both money and goods are paid.
After everything is done, everyone owes nothing to each other, let alone any favors owed to each other. Yan Bai doesn't intend to ask Thousand Hands Rope Tree to repay any favors, so just give him money.
After Qian Hands Shengshu took out the pocket money he had saved, Yan Bai first gave Qian Hands Shengshu psychological counseling.
Yan Bai first asked Naoki why he likes Uchiha Mikoto, and Naoki replied: "There is no reason, I just like her."
Yan Bai then asked Nao Shu why he felt unable to pursue Mikoto on his own, and Nao Shu replied: "I don't know."
I don’t know this question.
Yan Bai asked Shengshu to go home and think about it carefully before coming to him. He would put the job application application aside and don't change it. Think it through first before speaking.
Qianju Shengshu calmed down and found that Yan Bai was not that difficult to communicate with as an elder, so he returned home obediently.
Today, Yan Bai had finished handling his affairs early in the morning. He was making tea when Thousand-Hand Rope Tree came again.
Here again, Senju Naoki was obviously much more well-behaved than the previous few days. While drinking the tea that Yan Bai poured for him, he said anxiously: "Auntie, I think Mikoto is very good-looking, and her performance in school is also very good. Excellent, so I like her very much.”
Yan Bai's expression did not change at all, but he said calmly: "Have you ever thought that the goddess you like can poop."
Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."
After being silent for a long time, Senju Naoshu felt bad.
Seeing that the child was going crazy, Yan Bai continued without changing his expression: "Your reason for liking her is so irresponsible. You only see the beautiful side of that girl. Have you ever imagined that nothing in this world is perfect?" people."
"If you don't understand her shortcomings at all, it means you are not familiar with her at all. Your love for her is based on the state of seeing flowers in the fog, which is more beautiful."
"Of course, the peeing and peeing I mentioned is not a shortcoming. The peeing and peeing is a physiological need that every living person will experience. You can't even accept this, and you still say you like her?"
Saying that, Yan Bai suddenly gave an example, "Is Kushina still staying at your house? What do you think of her?"
Mentioning this name, a hint of impatience flashed across Naoshu's brows.
Obviously, the relationship between Naoki and Kushina doesn't seem to be that good.
Uzumaki Kushina is a little younger than Nawaki, and she should still be in the lower grades of Ninja School with Namikaze Minato and the others.
But Uzumaki Kushina is equivalent to the distant cousin of Senju Nawaki, the kind who lives under someone else's roof.
If it was the original destiny, the country of Uzumaki was destroyed, and Konoha needed a new jinchuriki to replace the dying Mito, so Kushina would be taken in.
But the situation is obviously different now.
Mito brought Uzumaki Kushina to Konoha very early, and at first he had the idea of letting Kushina accompany Yan Bai, a lonely old man, but what he got was Yan Bai's disgust.
This also led to Yan Bai directly telling Mito that he was actually a man and not suitable to take care of a little girl who was not related by blood and had a sensitive identity.
Mito knew that if Uzumaki Kushina was just sent back to the Country of Uzumaki, then this young child would not live a good life even if she had the status of a princess.
Because of pity for Kushina, Mito has always said that he likes this child very much and keeps her by his side to take care of her.
In this way, Kushina has become a childhood sweetheart relationship with Nasuki and Takema, the kind of childhood sweethearts who live under the same roof.
Just like what Qian Shu Tobijian once said to Yan Bai.
For the brother, no matter what his sister looks like in the eyes of outsiders, in the eyes of the brother, the sister is ugly.
The relationship between Kushina and Naoki is almost like that of brother and sister. Because they are too aware of each other's shortcomings, such as seeing each other's eye and boogers, it is unlikely to have other emotions.
Is it because Kushina is not beautiful enough?
No.
But for Naoki, compared with Kushina and Mikoto, Mikoto is like a fairy in a dream who is out of reach, while Kushina is more down-to-earth like a smelly sister.
In the eyes of Naoki, there is no sense of disobedience in bringing Shi Pei Butt and Kushina together, but if Shi Pei Pei and Mikoto are brought together, Nao Shu will be so embarrassed that he will roll on the floor.
Now, Yan Bai gave an example like this, and Sheng Shu understood it. It seemed that he still didn't think clearly enough.
"Naoshu, if you don't understand what you like about her at all, it means you don't like her at all." Yan Bai continued: "What you like is the Mikoto you imagined, not the real Mikoto, and as long as this The girl is not stupid, and she will not like you. There will be no results if this continues."
Although it seems too early to tell this to the current rope tree.
But after being reincarnated in this world for such a long time, Yan Bai feels that the children in the Naruto world are quite precocious. The sooner they are educated, the less regretful they will be.
Senju Naoki's face was full of tangles, and he seemed to be racking his brains to think of other shortcomings of Uchiha Mikoto to "support" his "like".
Senju Nezuki, who lacks vision, knowledge and experience, is so naive and ridiculous when looking for these "evidences".
However, Yan Bai didn't give him any room to think more and continued to ask: "After talking about your feelings for her, let's analyze what kind of attitude she may have."
"Eh?" Qianju Naoshu suddenly raised his eyes.
But I heard Yan Bai say: "You said before that you hope I can help you. What do you want me to help you with? Is your love for Miqin for the purpose of getting married?"
Hearing the word "marriage", Shengshu, who was still a child, was at a loss for words, "Aunt... I didn't..."
Yan Bai tilted his head and looked at him and said, "Any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just a hooliganism. Your original intention has huge moral problems."
Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."
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