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Yan Bai spoke out his impression of Hanzo, regardless of whether it was right or wrong.

"Hanzo, you became the "Poison Pillar" because of the poisonous Sansho Fish."

Hanzo's hands were opened and tied to the shelf, showing no expression.

Shimura Danzo on the side suddenly interrupted calmly: "Hello, what is the poisonous column power?"

Yan Bai glanced at Shimura Danzo, as if looking at a studious student, and said with a smile: "Hanzo's left waist was implanted with the poison sac of the Sanshu fish, and he became a human-shaped biochemical weapon, so he is a toxin carrier. , referred to as "Poison Pillar". "

Danzo Shimura nodded solemnly and said, "So, what are the distinguishing characteristics of this poisonous pillar?"

Yan Bai explained patiently: "He can use his body to release poisonous gas anytime and anywhere. He can smoke people to death even if he takes a breath. Because of this, Hanzo needs to wear a mask all year round, otherwise he will poison his teammates because his breath is too poisonous." die."

Danzo Shimura nodded seriously, "That's it. Thank you for your advice. Please continue."

Yan Bai nodded towards Shimura Danzo, as if he had completed an impromptu extracurricular practical teaching.

Hanzo was now like a patient suffering from a strange disease.

Yan Bai is Hanzo's attending doctor. Yan Bai is leading a group of intern doctors to observe Hanzo, a strange patient, and analyze, answer and give lectures based on his characteristics.

Yan Bai said: "Hanzo quickly stood out from the crowd and became the head of Yuyin Village because of his excellent physical skills and water escape, as well as the power brought to him by the poison sac in his body."

When they heard the word village chief, everyone looked at each other.

Although it is very reasonable for the head of a village to be called village chief, it sounds very low.

The village chief of Yuyin Village has to call Yuying to show respect, right?

However, Yan Bai didn't care about that much.

Yan Bai continued: "Hanzo's thoughts are very radical. His dream is peace and love. To realize this dream, he has never read any books. He only knows that the only way is to become stronger."

puff--

It sounds a bit wrong, but it also seems reasonable.

The members of the Konoha Police Department continued to take notes with serious faces.

Hanzo's reaction was very funny.

At first, Yan Bai's description of Hanzo was correct. Hanzo was just tensed up, thinking how could Yan Bai know such a secret thing.

However, later on, what Yan Bai said began to go wrong.

With those real events at the beginning as a foreshadowing, members of the Konoha Police Department who knew nothing about Hanzo had already believed Yan Bai's words.

So that no matter what Yan Bai said later was right or wrong, this group of people copied it first and then analyzed the authenticity.

Hanzo also went from being calm and suspicious at the beginning to becoming emotional later on.

"Hanzo, the people in your village regard you as the pinnacle of the ninja world, but because of Senju Hashirama's reputation, they dare not call you "ninja god". They only dare to call you "ninja demigod."

When he heard this sentence, Hanzo knew that people around him did call him this, but his reputation had not really developed.

Especially now, when he obviously just came to Konoha to steal information, but ended up being thrown in and out of a sea of ​​shit, he was really ashamed to say it.

This is very embarrassing.

Although Hanzo didn't want to admit it, such an embarrassing thing did happen in his village, and someone actually said it.

It was the first time in Hanzo's life that he was so embarrassed.

In particular, some of the Konoha Police Department officers who were listening around couldn't help but laugh.

Ninja demigod?

Being marinated in feces by an old witch like pickled fish for 10 minutes was indeed...a divine experience.

It almost made Hanzo explode with embarrassment.

However, Yan Bai did not stop.

"Hanzo, you are a war fighter. All you want to do is cause trouble all day long. You especially like to beat eggs with eggs. You are obviously in the weak Rain Country, but you still want to tease other big countries one by one. Now you just want to tease big countries everywhere. Trying to build your reputation as a "demigod"."

Hanzo: "..."

Wait, he is just implementing the plan, it has not been realized yet!

This meant that what Yan Bai said was not true. Hanzo wanted to explain, but he endured it very painfully.

In this case, the more violent his reaction, the darker it will become.

"According to your logic, the root cause of the Ninja World War is the imbalance of combat power between countries. If you want to achieve peace, you have to let the big countries unconditionally cede territory to the small countries. In this way, everyone's strength will be almost the same, and they can check and balance each other. , the ninja world, it has finally achieved peace, and then everyone is happy... Hanzo, this wave of thoughts of yours, I call it the "ultimate free prostitution technique". "

Hanzo: "..."

Damn it, he really thinks so!

Next, Yan Bai began to act according to his original destiny. For Hanzo, who had not yet experienced any of these things, this was pure nonsense. Hanzo began to get excited, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Yan Bai began to analyze what would happen if Hanzo went to the Sand Hidden Village. The puppets of the Sand Hidden Village puppet master were not afraid of Hanzo's poison. They were still poison masters and knew how to detoxify, and it took 5 minutes for Hanzo's poison gas to be charged. He couldn't take the sand. Hidden Village.

If Hanzo goes to the Land of Earth, the new Tsuchikage Ohnoki will not be easy to mess with. Ohnoki, the Tsuchikage, can fly. Ohnoki does not have to face off against Hanzo. Ohnoki can fly directly to the Land of Rain, and then a dust escape on the left and a dust escape on the right. Escape and slaughter the entire Kingdom of Rain. Let’s see who of the two sides slaughters the country faster.

If Hanzo goes to seduce the Iron Kingdom, let alone the strength of the Iron Kingdom, even if Hanzo has the ability to destroy the Iron Kingdom, he still needs internal affairs capabilities if he wants to take over everything in the Iron Kingdom. Hanzo can do nothing but fight. ah.

Then, now, Hanzo came first to flirt with the Konoha Ninja Village of the Country of Fire.

Hanzo even teased Yan Bai on the head.

Yan Bai first used water from the sewer to wash Hanzo's brain, and then used quicklime to disinfect his brain, allowing him to feel the ups and downs of life.

Finally, Yan Bai told the members of the Konoha Police Department present in detail about Hanzo's possible abilities, and then declined Shimura Danzo's warm offer.

Yan Bai used the Flying Thunder God technique to return directly to Qianju Tojian.

Previously, because Orochimaru and his party were poisoned, Konoha Police Department personnel sent them to Konoha Hospital, and then completed some questioning at Konoha Hospital.

Senju Tobirama is getting older. Although he was cured by Yan Bai and was able to move independently for a period of time, once the time has passed, he will be hemiplegic again.

Yan Bai suddenly appeared next to Qian Shu Feijian, who happened to be in the hospital.

Orochimaru and several children lived in the same ward, while Tsunade lived in a single room next door.

Senju Tobirama was still wearing pajamas. He slowly looked at Yan Bai who suddenly appeared, and said calmly: "Go back. Madara won't be able to see you when he wakes up. It's time to worry."

"Brother, what are you going to do in the future?" Yan Bai sighed.

Orochimaru's old residence has been sealed off. Even if it is not sealed off, no one can live in it for the time being.

Senju Tobirama was silent for a moment, and then said that he was on the verge of death, so he had better stay in the hospital to recuperate. When Orochimaru was fine, he would recuperate in Konoha Hospital and wait for death.

Yan Bai knew that Qian Shu Feijian had made his decision and did not raise any objection. He respected Qian Shu Feijian's choice.