Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Uchiha Madara told Yan Bai about his experience again.

His consciousness entered another world through Yan Bai's pupil technique. At first, he needed to adapt to the environment and the affairs that the original character needed to deal with. Only after he became completely familiar with another period of life did he begin to look for Yan Bai's incarnation in that world.

As a result, today Uchiha Madara just "logged in to the game" and went out for a wander, and met someone who was being chased by a "monster". After saving that person, Uchiha Madara abandoned that person in the desert and came back on his own.

Because that guy couldn't speak very well. Whenever he opened his mouth, he would scream something like "Desert Dwarf" or "Lord Jackal".

Uchiha Madara thought to himself, it would be better to let that guy fend for himself.

The two chatted for a while about the virtual world where Uchiha Madara smuggled through Yan Bai's pupil world.

Because the virtual world was too big, Uchiha Madara had too much to learn, so he asked a lot of questions.

Time passed by unexpectedly.

As an old man, Uchiha Madara has started to maintain his health, eating less and going to bed early.

Yan Bai was very bored, and his body functions had not changed. If he went to bed early, he would wake up early. If he couldn't sleep, he would think of visiting Orochimaru and Tobirama.

Even though I was going to visit my "son" and brother, I still had to bring a souvenir.

Yan Bai packed a big bag of fried pine nuts and gave it as a gift.

Recently, the warehouse of some amnesiac squirrels in the forest was ransacked by Yan Bai. They don't remember it anyway. If Yan Bai doesn't take it away, the nuts will rot.

In order to express his gratitude, Yan Bai also gave one-tenth of the fried pine cones to the squirrels who kept collecting food.

These ignorant squirrels are quite happy.

Carrying a big bag of fried pine nuts, Yan Bai quickly appeared at the gate of Orochimaru's house using the flying thunder god technique.

There were faint sounds of voices inside, which seemed to be Tsunade's roar.

Yan Bai hesitated whether to knock on the door or not.

While Yan Bai was hesitating, a clear voice came from behind, "Auntie? Are you looking for Orochimaru?"

Yan Bai turned around, followed the sound, and saw Uchiha Cheng who looked awkward.

"Good evening, Uchiha Cheng." Yan Bai was facing Uchiha Cheng. He held the package in his hand and bowed slightly.

"Hello... er... aunt..." Uchiha Cheng didn't know how to call Yan Bai for a while.

In fact, this title made Uchiha Cheng painful. He had to suppress his inner impulse and treat Yan Bai with the same attitude as his elders.

In order to avoid losing his composure, Uchiha Cheng lowered his eyes and did not dare to look at Yan Bai.

Under such circumstances, Uchiha Cheng couldn't help but curse himself in his heart, how could this happen?He is not 20 years old yet, but Orochimaru's adoptive mother must be over 30 years old. What exactly captured his heart? Is it because of her beauty that is not like a human product?

At this moment, Uchiha Cheng had already changed into the standard uniform of the Konoha Police Department.

He was wearing a robe unique to the Uchiha clan. He was holding a large food box in his left hand, which smelled of barbecue. He was holding a bag in his right hand that seemed to contain a bottle, probably some wine.

This is... just some legwork.

Yan Bai tilted his head and looked at Uchiha Cheng, smiling: "Yeah, but I seem to hear little Tsunade getting angry, and I'm not sure if it's the right time to knock on the door."

Uchiha Cheng said helplessly: "It should be because of Jiraiya. He applied for transfer without even saying hello. He entered a position where he often traveled around the world. Tsunade felt that this job was too dangerous."

Oh……

So this is ah?

Yan Bai narrowed his eyes.

Probably because of preconceptions, Yan Bai always felt that it was because the current enforcement power of the Konoha Police Department was too strong, which prevented Jiraiya from happily peeping into the women's bathhouse in Konoha Ninja Village, so he applied for transfer to do chaos all over the world. Running job.

This kind of job of traveling around the world is probably to collect intelligence, right?

Except for Konoha Ninja Village, other places should not be so strict.

Even if Jiraiya is caught, he can escape with his strength. Even if he is questioned by Konoha, he can still say that he feels something is wrong there and that he is there to collect information.

How wonderful!

Uchiha Cheng didn't know what Yan Bai was thinking, but he said: "Jiraiya's parents have passed away long ago, and the house is rented. The environment is not very good, so he often comes to bother Orochimaru, and also helps Orochimaru take care of the Third Hokage. Sir, Tsunade feels that Jiraiya is here to get in the way, so it's natural to be angry."

At this time, the people inside seemed to notice the movement outside the door.

"Bang——" There was a sound, and the door was violently opened from the inside.

A blonde beauty walked out, it was young Tsunade.

Tsunade was scolding Jiraiya, but she sensitively sensed someone talking outside the door. She was impatient, so she opened the door directly because she was angry just now and the anger had not dissipated on her beautiful face.

When Tsunade saw Yan Bai, she was stunned for a while.

Tsunade was very unfamiliar with Yan Bai. She had never seen Yan Bai since she was born, and her eyebrows were twitching.

Uchiha Cheng saw Tsunade's expression and immediately knew that Tsunade had misunderstood just like he did before.

Uchiha Cheng opened his mouth and was about to explain his help, but Orochimaru was already standing next to Tsunade at some point.

"Mom?" Orochimaru looked at Yan Bai with some confusion, "You are here to visit..."

Orochimaru wanted to say his second uncle, but Tsunade was here.

Orochimaru could only say bravely: "Are you here to visit the teacher...?"

"Yes." Yan Bai smiled and nodded. He wanted to treat Feijian by the way to prolong Feijian's "death".

Tsunade was still imagining the scene where her stupid fiancée came to visit, but Orochimaru said "Mom" and Tsunade couldn't stop it.

Seeing Orochimaru smiling gently and inviting Yan Bai and Uchiha Cheng to come in together, Tsunade remained at the door without moving.

It wasn't until Orochimaru said, "Tsunade, remember to close the door" that Tsunade came back to her senses.

Yan Bai changed his shoes in the entrance hall and stuffed the package in his hand into Orochimaru's arms, "Fried pine nuts, cooked, delicious. I'm going into the room, you don't have to entertain me, just play with the children. "

Yan Bai speaks in an old-fashioned way. After all, he and Orochimaru have maintained a parent-child relationship for nearly a hundred years, so this kind of behavior is natural.

If you don't look at their faces, they really look like mother and son.

Orochimaru didn't think much, smiled and accepted the package, and asked casually: "Where's dad?"

"He's old and can't stand it any longer. He's going to bed first. I'm too energetic, so come over and have a look. You can go play." With that said, Yan Bai walked into the house in a familiar way.

At this time, Jiraiya's voice came from inside, "Tsunade, the world is so big, so what if I want to see it?"

Tsunade was still thinking about how to ask about Yan Bai for a while, but she immediately became furious when she heard Jiraiya's voice. She stood at the back and shouted angrily: "Your wallet is so small, you can't go anywhere." No!"