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15 minutes later.

In the ice cream shop next to the dark alley just now.

The sweet smell of fresh fruit lingers on your nose.

Uchiha Cheng sat opposite Yan Bai and Orochimaru, separated from them by a table.

On the table are three bowls of ice cream mixed with fresh fruit.

"So you are Orochimaru's adoptive mother? What a pleasure to meet you." Uchiha Cheng put away his cold expression, showed a naive look, and said with a troubled face: "So... I should call you aunt... ?"

When he said this, Uchiha Cheng couldn't help but look like Yan Bai.

Looking at Yan Bai's gelatinous face and the way he was eating ice cream, the corners of Uchiha Cheng's eyes twitched uncontrollably.

No, don't be awkward, you can't scream at all.

The girl in front of them looks like their same age!

No, not just their peers.

This woman and Orochimaru were sitting side by side, not like mother and son at all, but like brother and sister.

This idea just came out of Uchiha Cheng's heart.

The ice cream in Yan Bai's bowl was eaten.

Orochimaru was used to taking care of Tsunade over the years. He just glanced at Yan Bai and subconsciously pushed the ice cream bowl in front of Yan Bai without eating a bite.

Orochimaru had just been stating to Uchiha Cheng that the ice cream was only made later.

In fact, this kind of situation often happens in the world of pupil arts. Yan Bai didn't care, so Orochimaru pushed it over and he ate it directly.

Orochimaru muttered uneasily, "Eat slowly, don't choke."

Seeing this scene, Uchiha Cheng couldn't help but show an expression that he couldn't bear to look at.

Knew it……

Orochimaru and his mother not only don't look like mother and son, but also don't look like brother and sister. I'm afraid some people believe that they are father and daughter.

At this time, Orochimaru was also covering his face with a headache. He wanted to say that in fact, it was not appropriate for Uchiha Cheng to call Yan Bai "aunt".

If Uchiha Cheng could call Yan Bai "grandma", it would be more appropriate in terms of seniority. After all, Yan Bai is Uchiha Cheng's grandfather's generation.

When Orochimaru was a child, he didn't realize the problems of so many generations.

Later, it was because of Tsunade that whenever she accidentally mentioned the Memorial Monument, accidentally mentioned Uchiha Madara, or accidentally mentioned Yan Bai, she would call her "aunt" and "uncle"...

Orochimaru was very speechless, and he still didn't dare to explain to Tsunade that Yan Bai and Madara were his adoptive parents.

However, Orochimaru thought of Uchiha Madara, and he couldn't help but look at the confused Uchiha sitting opposite him.

A strange thought appeared in Orochimaru's mind.

No way……

This is not true, is it?

Could it be that mom thinks dad is getting old and is planning to find a new love after dad dies?

After all, she is the biological sister of Neptune Wama, so it is normal for her to do this, right?

As soon as that thought appeared, it began to linger in Orochimaru's mind. He felt that the wisdom of the world of ninja spewed out from his Tianlingai and shot straight into the sky.

Orochimaru thought that Uchiha Madara was old, but Yan Bai still looked like a girl.

Orochimaru said nothing, shaking his head.

Orochimaru thought to himself, could it be that Uchiha Madara has aged to the point of Alzheimer's disease, and Yan Bai feels tired of it and is ready to change to a fresh young man...

why?

Why?Is it because Uchiha Madara is getting old and is no longer good in all aspects, so the two of them have to drift apart?

Is it necessary to build a highway from the Memorial Monument to the Uchiha clan in the future, so that Mother can seek freedom faster?

Thinking of this, Orochimaru looked at the peer opposite him who might become his "stepfather", and his mood instantly fell to the bottom.

Yan Bai was eating his second serving of ice cream, feeling very happy on this hot day.

Yan Bai didn't expect that he ate two servings of ice cream. Orochimaru's scientist brain had already helped him compile a long and outrageous family ethics drama.

Orochimaru couldn't help but blurt out, "Mom, why don't you stay at home with dad?"

Due to the fact that there was an outsider next to him, Orochimaru did not dare to ask directly, "Why did you use genjutsu on Madara's father?" "Are you going to abandon Madara's father..." and the like.

Orochimaru was still more cautious. He felt that he might have thought too much, but he needed Yan Bai's confirmation.

While eating ice cream, Yan Bai looked at Orochimaru with an inexplicable expression, "He wants to stay at home and play games. I feel too bored, so I went out for a walk."

This response surprised Orochimaru, and he said in surprise: "Playing... games?"

Although Orochimaru really wanted to make computers and mobile phones, when he thought of making hardware, it was not enough. He also needed network signals. When he thought of network signals, he thought of satellites, and when he thought of satellites, he thought of the moon...

Then, Orochimaru felt that it was too troublesome, and the matter was shelved.

Yan Bai said seriously: "That... in my eyes..."

Because Uchiha Cheng is here, it's hard for Yan Bai to explain clearly.

"Oh..." Orochimaru understood.

After all, after receiving 63 years of compulsory education, Orochimaru certainly understood what Yan Bai meant.

No wonder Uchiha Madara had a dull look on his face when he just went to the princess's mausoleum. It turned out that he was immersed in the "Adventure in Another World" in the world of eye magic.

After thinking about it carefully, Orochimaru felt that Yan Bai was not lying.

Letting Uchiha Madara idle around shopping was a kind of torture, but letting him go to another world to fight non-stop was his pursuit.

Orochimaru sighed, and then explained to Uchiha Cheng sitting opposite: "My parents don't usually go out. I'm really sorry for causing you trouble."

Uchiha Cheng smiled bitterly and quickly explained that it was because in recent years, Konoha Ninja Village has been opened to the outside world, and everyone is wary of spies from other villages.

A stranger like Yan Bai who looks too eye-catching will definitely be noticed. In fact, no one has any malicious intentions. This is all a misunderstanding. Just explain it.

In the end, Yan Bai paid the bill, and Orochimaru said goodbye to Uchiha Cheng.

Uchiha Cheng wanted to say more to Orochimaru, but the work of the Konoha Police Department was too busy. Now that he had explained clearly, Uchiha Cheng had to go back and report the situation.

So, walking out of the dessert shop, Uchiha Cheng left in a hurry.

Uchiha Cheng left, but Orochimaru did not. Walking with Yanbai on the ancient but warm streets of Konoha, Orochimaru suddenly said: "Mom...can you tell me why you don't grow old?"

Yan Bai knew very well that Orochimaru would be interested in eternal life. This was his natural character.

Yan Bai smiled and said, "I was born with it."

"Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Orochimaru looked at Yan Bai seriously.

Yan Bai looked at Orochimaru strangely, "What?"

Orochimaru's tone became extremely serious, "Once you meet an outsider and feel nostalgic, you will have a thousand years of life, or even immortality, and you will definitely experience a hundred years of loneliness. You will witness with your own eyes that your loved one will grow old, sick, and die without being able to do anything. This kind of pain of loneliness, It will be with you forever.”