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A blue ominous aura surged from Uchiha Madara's body, and he became angry.

Looking at Uchiha Madara's face with the expression "I want to kill it".

Yan Bai quickly said: "Ban, don't be angry, Orange is a cat, it's impossible for him to learn such words for no reason."

Uchiha Madara's lips twitched, he calmed down, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "You're right, it must be that traitor who taught 'younger brother' bad..."

Otherwise, why would Orange say such a curse word as "Bagh Yalu"?It's just a weak little kitten!

Yan Bai smiled broadly and did not refute.

Oranges are not as strong-skinned as Orochimaru, so Orochimaru should not mind taking the blame for his cat brother.

However, although Uchiha Madara believed it was Orochimaru's fault, he had no intention of letting Tachibana go.

Cat sons are also sons, and they still need to be educated when it’s time to educate them.

Madara Uchiha had a cold face and suddenly stretched out his hand to pull the innocent-looking Tangerine out of Yan Bai's arms.

Uchiha Madara's cold fingers squeezed the back of Orange's neck tightly.

Orange was so frightened that he struggled with his paws and made a frightened cat cry.

"Dad~~~Dad~~"

Orange's "dad" was too long, but he finally didn't call her "husband", and Uchiha Madara's face looked better.

puff--

Yan Bai originally wanted to snatch the cat back, but when he heard the sound, he almost suffered internal injuries from laughing, so he decided not to care.

As expected, Orange is a very expressive cat.

Uchiha Madara pinched the back of Orange Destiny's neck and walked quickly towards the entrance of the mausoleum underground palace.

The orange syllables that can be compared to human speech are floating around.

"Dad~~~~~What's wrong~~~~What's wrong~~~"

Uchiha Madara raised the orange in front of his eyes and said angrily: "Tell me, who are you?"

Orange was silent for a moment, and then meowed seriously, "Cat!"

Uchiha Madara asked seriously: "Then what did you call me?"

Orange meowed in a low voice, "Dad..."

"Speak louder." Uchiha Madara said coldly.

Orange meowed seriously, "Dad!"

"Yes, don't call me wrong again." Uchiha Madara finally nodded with satisfaction.

Orange thought for a few seconds: "Yeah!"

Uchiha Madara walked quickly to the underground palace, stuffed a handful of oranges into the crack of the door, and then said with red eyes: "Go back to your nest and sleep."

However, Orange was lying on the steps behind the door, looking up at Madara, meowing: "I~ want to beat you!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

The next second, Uchiha Madara opened the door suddenly and grabbed the orange.

With a confused look on his face, Orange met a pair of bright red Mangekyō Sharingan.

……

And this moment.

Konoha Ninja School.

The Ninja School is repainted every two years to look brand new.

This is a building built with corpse bone veins nearly 20 years ago. From the outside, its color is extremely bright.

In spring, the Konoha Ninja School is immersed in a sea of ​​pink.

The campus is filled with various varieties of cherry blossom trees. Under the cherry blossom trees, there are rose bushes with distinct red and white colors.

During the school season, cherry blossoms are in full bloom, like clusters of pink clouds floating in the sky.

The pink cherry blossom petals are falling down in the wind, like pink snowflakes, falling continuously.

Orochimaru sat in the new classroom and listened obediently to the homeroom teacher's explanation of the important contents of the student code.

The head teacher is from the Uchiha clan. It should be said that almost all the teachers in the first grade are from the Uchiha clan.

It is an open secret that the Uchiha clan needs negative emotions to open their eyes. Therefore, Konoha has a clear rule that the Uchiha clan who have not yet opened their eyes must come regularly as voluntary teachers, specifically to teach the first grade.

On the wall to the right of the classroom door, a white-haired classmate was leaning against the wall alone, holding a bucket on his head.

After today's ceremony, something unexpected happened.

A new student named Jiraiya was almost shot through the crotch with a kunai by his homeroom teacher, who was from the Uchiha clan, because he threw a water ball at the door to trick the teacher.

Jiraiya was still a child who had just entered school and was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot.

On the first day of school, because of this little incident, the whole class got to know Jiraiya.

However, Orochimaru felt that he would never interact with this idiot named Jiraiya.

After the class teacher read the school rules as written, everyone ushered in the first recess.

Orochimaru put the newly acquired school tools into the storage scroll and wanted to walk around the campus. This has been Orochimaru's usual practice. While nothing is wrong, he should take a good look at the surrounding environment so that he can be prepared when an accident occurs. Choose the best route as quickly as possible.

however……

Under the cherry blossom trees in spring, Orochimaru was blocked by the guy named Jiraiya.

"Please date me..." Jiraiya said solemnly.

"Huh?" Orochimaru looked at the idiot who had just been scared to death by his homeroom teacher with a shocked face, and was stunned for a moment.

Orochimaru thought that he would not interact with Jiraiya, but this guy took the initiative to get involved.

And there's something wrong with this Jiraiya, right?He is a man!

Half of Orochimaru's face was twitching, and he said bluntly: "I am a man."

What the hell is this world?

Why he met a strange person on the first day of school completely overturned Orochimaru's outlook on life.

Jiraiya quickly waved his hand and explained: "Ah... no, I mean, can we be friends?"

"I refuse." Orochimaru said without mercy.

Jiraiya looked sad, cried so loudly, and exclaimed in pain: "Why? What did I do wrong?"

When Jiraiya cried like this, all the people passing by couldn't help but look at him in shock.

Orochimaru was speechless.

Jiraiya cried so sadly, as if Orochimaru was a scumbag who always gave up.

God knows this is Orochimaru's first time talking to Jiraiya.

Jiraiya was so angry that he cried extremely loudly. Orochimaru turned around to leave, but Jiraiya hugged his thigh and continued to cry.

Orochimaru thought to himself, Jiraiya just became an elementary school kid today, I'm afraid he doesn't even know ninjutsu, right?

Once Orochimaru takes action, Jiraiya may be beaten to death by him.

In today's Konoha, murder is extremely bad.

Orochimaru felt that if he committed murder in public, he might not be able to withstand the anger of the three monster adults in his family.

He can't escape, because the monster adults in his family can "teleport".

Orochimaru took a deep breath, tried to calm his heart, and asked quietly: "Why do you want to be friends with me?"

When he mentioned this, Jiraiya's eyes were filled with light as if he was resurrected with blood. He hugged Orochimaru's legs excitedly and said excitedly: "My family lives next door to your farm. You take him with you every day." You're leading a blond girl to kill chickens and fish, damn... you're so awesome, the ninjutsu you taught that kid to release was so beautiful, I thought I was dreaming!"

Orochimaru:"……"

But Jiraiya couldn't help but let go of one hand and started gesticulating, "You waved your hand in the air, and then you slapped those pigs against the wall. When they fell to the ground, they were already dead. I directly I’m so scared!”

Orochimaru suddenly felt a pain in his head.

At this moment, Tsunade's fierce voice sounded from the side: "Hey, what are you doing? Let go of Orochimaru!"