Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Senju Tobirama dragged the assassin to coerce and seduce Date family leader Zhi Xing.

Zhixing is a lord after all. He may not have the strength, but he is a "smart man".

I found out that Saionji actually wanted to alienate the Senju clan and Date through false accusations.

Zhixing immediately agreed to the "price increase" requested by Senju Tobirama. At the same time, he also followed Senju Tobirama's suggestion and asked Senju Ryujutsu to throw the assassin at a specific place.

Ida was so rich that she didn't care about the money increase.

If you spend some money to buy peace of mind, you will have the life to continue spending money. The price the Thousand Hands Clan asks is not excessive, and Zhixing is still very happy.

then……

The three Yan Bai brothers entered into a day of eating and drinking again.

Sitting on the highest stand, in front of Yan Bai and his two brothers were brightly colored Matsu no Kuni Japanese food.

Below the stands is a kabuki performance.

Yan Bai can still appreciate those performances as acrobatics.

But after watching it for a while, I lost interest.

A group of actors were dressed up on the stage, and their faces were painted pale with powder. The content of the performance was probably some of the more interesting stories in today's society, but their costumes gave people a mysterious and scary feeling, and their facial makeup was particularly Weird, with very exaggerated expressions.

The spiritual connotation expressed by this kind of performance is also exaggerated, with red representing blood and black representing filth and evil.

Well, red and black, the Uchiha clan is all in...

"Yan Bai, when are you going to cook? The food in Pine Country is so terrible." Senju Hashirama beeped in a low voice.

Despite being treated to the highest standards, the sashimi is also the freshest fish.

However, Yan Bai didn't like eating raw food, so the whole family was also infected by him and didn't like eating raw food.

Yan Bai looked depressed, "Brother, wait until I'm not tired..."

Senju Tobirama on the side was thinking about something else, "You asked Uncle Ryujutsu to leave that person near where the Uchiha was lurking and let the Uchiha clan pick him up because you wanted to know who the Uchiha clan was. Location? What did you do?"

Yan Bai picked up the tea cup and said casually: "Oh, it's nothing. I let the birds stare at the guy with fish bones in his throat."

Hearing this, both Qianju Feijian and Qianshou Zhujian looked at Yan Bai.

Yan Bai looked at the Thousand Hands Feijian and then at the Thousand Hands Pillars before saying, "When they pick someone up, the birds will follow them quietly, and then..."

At this point, Yan Bai paused, seeming to be thinking about what to say, but also seemed to find it difficult to say.

Senju Tobirama almost blurted out and asked tentatively: "And then... shit?"

Yan Bai looked at Qianju Feijian for a long time, looking at Qianju Feijian inexplicably.

Finally, Yan Bai said with a headache: "No, I just asked the birds to confirm the location, and then sent the Yingmo family to put magnesium sulfate in the drinking water near where they stayed..."

"Sulfur...acid...magnesium..." Qianju Feijian chewed on this word word by word.

This novel vocabulary, in Qian Shu Feijian's understanding, was created by Yan Bai.

The production process is rough and only requires heating, concentration and crystallization of bitter brine.

Bitter brine is the residual liquid of seawater sun-dried salt. It is dark yellow in color and tastes bitter and fishy. It is an unpleasant salt to eat.

At that time, Qian Shu Feijian only thought that Yan Bai loved to play, so he messed with everything.

It wasn't until recently that Qianju Tojian learned about Yan Bai's intention to produce large amounts of magnesium sulfate by heating bitter brine.

Senju Hashirama on the side was eating and asked cutely: "What is magnesium sulfate?"

"Magnesium sulfate is a laxative..." Qian Shu Feijian glanced sideways at his elder brother.

Thousands of Hands: "..."

But I heard Yan Bai explain maliciously: "Brother, this is a fair statement. The moment it is eaten, no matter it is a man at the top of the ninja world or a commoner digging a hole, he will be treated equally. The intestines become dehydrated rapidly.”

Senju Hashirama suddenly didn't want to listen anymore.

But Yan Bai didn't let him go, "The amount I put on these Uchiha clan's pursuers, well... the tailed beast couldn't even stand up after eating it, right?"

Thousands of Hands: "..."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

That was the amount of medicine that Yan Bai had saved up for a year. The donkeys in the production team couldn't stand up after drinking it.

Yan Bai recalled the message from the birds: "The voices of the group of people in the forest gradually became fainter, leaving only the moaning of the wind."

Yan Bai also kindly asked the animals to send corn cobs with the names of the Uchiha clan written on them.

Corn cob cores are super absorbent and can stop diarrhea as soon as it stops.

Yan Bai praised his thoughtfulness.

Nowadays, the Uchiha clan is much more neurotic than before. They dare not open their mouths when they go out to stretch in the morning, for fear that a drop of bird droppings will fall from the sky.

Not only did they stretch and dare not open their mouths, but no one dared to look up to the sky and scream like before.

The Uchiha clan, who have experienced the butt carnival, has spread Yan Bai's underworld methods to the entire clan.

This is no longer a question of whether to be a human being or not.

Yan Bai's underworld operations are so monstrous that they make people lose their wits.

Therefore, this group of Uchihas have become arsonists, setting fires there every day for fear of being closely followed by countless animals with strange eyes.

When going to the toilet, use fire to "purify" the surrounding area beforehand;

You also need to use fire to "purify" the environment before taking a bath;

"Purge" the environment before playing poker;

"Purge" the environment before doing anything...

Originally, the Uchiha clan was immersed in the curse of red and black, but now half of the clan is bright at night.

The walls of the Uchiha clan were deformed by the high temperature, and Yan Bai's reputation as a madman was not in vain.

Many Uchiha clan members have not seen Yan Bai in person, but they have already begun to lose their hair because of him.

……

Yan Bai enthusiastically told the animals the "interesting stories" about Uchiha that they had recently collected.

The content is much more exciting than the kabuki performance below the stands.

Yen Bai has even started singing love offerings to the Uchiha clan.

But Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama felt like the group of kabuki performers on the stage who were as white as ghosts were worse than what Yan Bai did to the Uchiha clan.

The two brothers looked at each other several times.

They all saw the helplessness and joy in each other's eyes.

Looking back, it is really my mother's credit that I can live for such a long time.

After his mother died, Yan Bai started to go crazy.

Fortunately, before Yan Bai finished speaking, Yuzhi cautiously came to visit, interrupting the topic of the underworld.

After some pleasantries and greetings.

Only then did Yan Bai find out that the largest brothel in the Country of Pines was actually run by the Date family. The place was called "Matsuyama Town" and it was the property of the Date family. It ranked first in the Country of Pines in terms of scale, food, girls and kabuki performances. wait.

Yuzhi, who had been grooming herself all day, looked handsome and humble.

"It's still early, Lord Hashirama, you still need to go out for a walk, right? Just take the jade tag in the room to prove your identity. Everyone will know that you are my friends, and I guarantee that the three of you will get the best hospitality."

Senju Hashirama frowned in thought.

Qian Shu Feijian glanced at Yan Bai secretly.

Yan Bai smiled innocently at Yuzhi, are you here?Hashirama's gambling addiction...