Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

In the evening, all the brothers accompanied Yan Bai to dinner.

Seeing that there was an extra dried fish in the dinner on the low table, Yan Bai was speechless.

To be honest, after coming to this world, he just wanted to go out and open a small stove.

The food here is so poor and tasteless!

Although there are eggs, fish and vegetables.

Yan Bai's food is definitely the highest standard of treatment for the Thousand Hands Clan.

Ordinary people may only have pickles with rice, but Yan Bai at least has a combination of meat and vegetables.

But, that’s it!

Although it is a bit heartless to say this, but... I have no appetite...

Yan Bai carefully brought the dried fish in his bowl to Senju Hashirama who was sitting next to her. Because there was an extra fish today, he gave one of the fish to his youngest brother Senju Hashirama.

Seeing this, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but said: "You have no appetite every day. Is it because of that side effect?"

"Maybe, I don't know..." Yan Bai said lightly, "I don't want to eat it."

"I'm sorry, I didn't know before..." Senju Tobirama whispered: "Did you go to the battlefield to treat strangers to collect intelligence?"

"Yes." Yan Bai responded vaguely. He believed in the power of brainstorming.

"Then why did you treat those animals?" Qianju Tobirama asked hesitantly.

"Looking for fun." Yan Bai replied seriously: "The life of animals is crueler than that of humans, but it is also very simple and warm, and it can heal my sad heart."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

Is that so?

If you only eat white rice and eggs at night, you will definitely feel hungry.

Yan Bai woke up from his hunger dream.

In the middle of the night, Yan Bai slipped into the chicken coop again.

Qian Shu Feijian was responsible for monitoring Yan Bai, so when Yan Bai slipped out of the house, Qian Shu Feijian immediately noticed it.

Qian Shu Feijian followed Yan Bai quietly, but he did not follow Yan Bai into the chicken coop.

The bird poop last time had already cast a psychological shadow on Senju Tobirama. He planned to listen to what was going on inside through the wall, and then...

"Giggle..."

An old hen made a painful sound.

“Come on—Chun Yu, try harder, you’re just a little bit there!”

That was Yan Bai's voice as graceful as a nightingale.

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "????"

"Cluck, cluck—" the hen continued to cry.

Yan Bai continued to cheer beside him: "Strong, hard, hard -"

"Boom -" there was a sound, and the sound of a ball rolling down the haystack sounded.

"Okay! Chunyu is great." Yan Bai said happily.

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

Qian Shu Feijian is a little doubtful about life, so Yan Bai stayed up most of the night and came to the chicken coop to "deliver" the hen?

This wasn't over yet, Yan Bai's voice continued to come.

"Look at your dirty nest, let me help you clean it up, come..." Yan Bai seemed to have done something, he said: "Don't kill me first, Chunyu, I brought you a Gift."

Hearing this, Senju Tobirama narrowed his eyes.

But I heard Yan Bai continue to say: "Look, these are the cabbage caterpillars I caught under the eaves. There are twenty bugs in total. I wore them into bug necklaces. Look, they are still moving. They are the freshest. There are no bugs, don’t worry it’s all safe and non-toxic food…”

Listening to Qian Shu Toijian in the corner: "..."

So before going to bed, Yan Bai was jumping up and down in the courtyard to make bug necklaces for the hens?

Is this what Yan Bai calls self-healing?

Ji Li set up and Yan Bai grinned mischievously, "I'll put it on you, oh my, Chunyu, you have such a good temperament. Wearing this necklace, you will be the noble among the chickens, the princess of the chicken coop, oh, this bug, hungry It can also be used as food.”

At this moment, Senju Tobirama wanted to leave very much, but he still held back.

Qian Shu Feijian deeply doubted whether Yan Bai also deceived him into thinking he was a hen.

Unfortunately there is no evidence.

"Okay, it's time for me to make a late-night snack. Chunyu, look... Is it okay if I borrow two eggs?" Yan Bai's voice remained the same as before.

The hen made a "clucking, clucking, clucking" sound.

Listening to that tune, Qianju Tojian actually heard the meaning of "No problem, take it".

A necklace of twenty meat worms was exchanged for two eggs, which was still a good deal.

"Then I'm leaving, good night..." Yan Bai said goodbye to the hen.

"Cuckoo..."

Yan Bai held an egg in each hand and walked out of the chicken coop with a smile on his face. He met Qian Shu Tojian, who was wearing pajamas and had his arms folded. He was standing under the moonlight and looking at him coldly. .

"Second brother, I also got one for you. You must be hungry too. Come on, let's have a midnight snack together..."

Yan Bai enthusiastically took Qian Shu Feijian's arm and pulled him towards the edge of the clan.

Qianju Tobijian sighed, he didn't know what to say.

So, Qian Shu Feijian followed Yan Bai.

In the middle of the night, the scent of egg fried rice lingered over the Thousand Hands Clan's clan. Some clan members were disturbed by the aroma of the food and woke up, but they didn't know where the source of the smell was.

really fragrant...

……

After that incident, Yan Bai was not grounded.

Thousand-Armed Buddha did not control Yan Bai very much.

Yan Bai prefers that this is the calm before the storm.

In order to prevent the tryst between Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara from being discovered, Yan Bai took on most of the clan's attention.

Yan Bai wanders around the livestock pen every day, either singing to coax puppies and kittens to sleep, or going into the chicken coop to induce hens to give birth. He even takes the cats to catch and release small fish by the stream in the family land.

The days seemed ordinary.

And Senju Hashirama saw Uchiha Madara again by the river.

After the two exchanged pleasantries, they naturally began to talk about business.

"We are ninjas and we don't know when we will die."

Uchiha Madara picked up the stones on the ground and tossed them away. He said: "If there is any way to ensure that we will not die, the only way is to be honest with the enemy, not to hide anything from each other, and then become sworn brothers with different surnames." …But this is impossible, because people’s hearts are unpredictable and no one can see through other people’s hearts…”

Before Madara finished speaking, he had already hit the stone to the other side.

However, Senju Hashirama's fate was different from his original one. Before Uchiha Madara could finish his words, he actually laughed out loud with some shame.

"Pfft-"

This smile made Uchiha Madara feel unhappy, "What's wrong with what I said? You think it's funny."

"No, it's not funny." Senju Hashirama quickly put away his smile, "It's just that I thought of my sister."

Hearing Hashirama mention his sister, Uchiha Madara's eyes flashed. Since meeting the silver-haired child, Uchiha Madara's hidden wounds have healed. Not only that, he feels that his physical fitness has improved.

Uchiha Madara listened calmly, fearing that Senju Hashirama would not continue speaking.

"Madara, my sister also proposed this idea of ​​yours, but her statement is different from yours." Senju Hashirama said, but couldn't help showing a look of laughter.

"What...did she say?" Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes.

"She said that we must first make ourselves stronger than anyone else, and then lead the entire tribe to surrender to the enemy. If the enemy does not accept the surrender, we will beat them until they accept our surrender." Senju Hashirama couldn't laugh or cry. said:

"She also said that if we become prisoners, the other party will have to provide us with food and shelter. If the food and accommodation provided are not good enough, then we will beat the other party again... The other party will be forced to accept our surrender and will also be forced to support us. We do not want to fight , they can’t kill us.”

"In this way, after more than ten or 20 years, you will have me, and I will have you, no matter what we fight, we will all be a family."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Shameless...

Is this a surrender?Is this robbery under the guise of surrender?