Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

"So, who are you?" Uchiha Madara's face was cold and his tone was bad.

The Jarhead Senju Hashirama said helplessly: "My name is Hashirama. As for my last name, I can't say it for some reasons."

Can't you say your last name?

ninja?

Uchiha Madara closed his eyes. Finally, he took a deep breath, turned around and said, "See clearly, we will definitely succeed this time."

Uchiha Madara habitually rolled up the sleeve of his right hand. This was an inertial action. When throwing stones, he inadvertently made a strange gesture.

Senju Hashirama watched intently.

When Uchiha Madara threw stones, Senju Hashirama narrowed his eyes.

This gesture...

Just as he expected... it was shuriken jutsu.

Senju Hashirama thought this way, but saw the stone thrown by Uchiha Madara once again make a "pop, pop, pop..." sound.

Ah ~

failed~

This is the voice of Senju Hashirama.

Uchiha Madara maintained his previous throwing posture, and Senju Hashirama maintained a wait-and-see posture.

Between heaven and earth... there is a quiet silence surrounding it.

Senju Hashirama knew the result and was organizing words of comfort...

At that moment!

"Asshole, I told you, you are such an asshole, you are too easily distracted! Did you dress like this on purpose?"

Uchiha Madara felt that the evil spirit in his body had awakened, and used his body to let out an angry roar.

"Well……"

Senju Hashirama's expression instantly collapsed.

Wow, this guy in front of me looks pretty, and he looks so scary when he's angry!

Before Senju Hashirama could make any sound.

Uchiha Madara continued to accuse: "I am a very sensitive person. I can't pee when someone is standing behind me!"

What should you do if something like this happens?

Of course...apologise quickly!

No matter who is right or wrong, it is right to apologize, apologize!Apologize!

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Senju Hashirama suddenly collapsed on the ground, looking quite depressed, as pitiful as an abandoned puppy.

Senju Hashirama looked too pitiful.

The roaring Uchiha Madara felt inexplicably guilty.

"Let me tell you... there is no need for you to be so lost, right?" Uchiha Madara felt that the demon that had just awakened in his heart fell asleep again.

Senjuzhujian was silent and extremely depressed.

Uchiha Madara covered his face and finally couldn't help but said: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have..."

However, what Uchiha Madara didn't expect was that he hadn't finished speaking yet.

Senju Hashirama hugged his knees with both hands, as if he had been greatly wronged, but what came out of his mouth was: "It's unbelievable. You still have such terrible obsessive-compulsive disorder. This is so pitiful. I and I You said, you must change your certificate."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

I really want to... cry him!

Uchiha Madara's left hand placed under his sleeve clenched and let go, clenched and let go, and he would punch Senju Hashirama in the face at any time.

Just when Uchiha Madara was preparing to make his next complaint.

Senju Hashirama said seriously: "I'm telling you, this really needs to be changed, otherwise you will easily suffocate to death."

"Hold it... to death?" Uchiha Madara chewed the word, and for a moment he didn't quite understand what Senju Hashirama wanted to express.

Just find a place where no one is around to pee, right?

Can a person still be choked to death by peeing?

As if thinking of some horrific experience, Senju Hashirama quickly said: "Yes, let me tell you, my sister..."

Senju Hashirama began to talk about the tragic experience of being chased by his psychotic sister at home in the past six months.

With a look of horror on his face, Senju Hashirama told how his sister always appeared from inexplicable places like an evil spirit after her mother passed away.

His sister is literally everywhere.

Sometimes it's a latrine, sometimes it's a room, sometimes it's a rafter... there's no place that my sister can't go to.

Sometimes, if he was in a daze and looked up again, he would find his beautiful and lovely sister smiling at him with a terrifying smile behind his back from somewhere above his head.

Senju Hashirama said that if he were like Uchiha Madara, he would probably have died of suffocation because he couldn't urinate.

When he said "bad words" about his sister, Senju Hashirama was still looking around like a frightened bird.

Senju Hashirama breathed a sigh of relief when he couldn't find his sister.

"...You are saying that since your mother died of illness, your sister has been afraid that you will leave her like her mother. She follows you wherever you go. She is afraid that you will die in an accident. She follows you regardless of the occasion, even When going to the toilet, she has to confirm your presence through the door, asking you to chat with her? Use your voice to confirm that you are still alive? "

Uchiha Madara crossed his arms and looked at Senju Hashirama with a strange expression.

This is the first time I have heard of such a strange thing.

After listening to the description, Uchiha Madara suspected that Senju Hashirama's sister had a mental problem after her mother's death, right?

Senju Hashirama sighed and said: "Yes..."

Uchiha Madara snorted and said, "How pitiful. Fortunately, my brother is not like this." Otherwise, he would really be suffocated to death.

No, Uchiha Madara felt that if Izuna was so neurotic, he would just turn around and urinate on the child.

But Senju Hashirama obviously couldn't do that, because the one following him was his sister.

You were afraid that I would die, but you let me suffocate myself to death. What's the matter with this?

Immediately, Uchiha Madara lowered his voice very low and said carefully: "You... couldn't be hiding from your sister, so..."

Senju Hashirama made a silence gesture with a horrified look on his face, "I finally came out for a break. I asked my brother to look at her and come out to take a breath."

Uchiha Madara looked complicated.

Although Senju Hashirama described his sister as a terrifying stalker, she was, after all, his biological sister.

Uchiha Madara frowned and said, "So you have a younger brother? Why doesn't your sister follow your younger brother, but she has to follow you?"

When he said these words, Uchiha Madara's eyes wandered up and down between the Senju Pillars.

I always feel that Senju Hashirama is showing off...but Uchiha Madara has no proof.

"I don't know either!" Senju Hashirama grabbed his hair wildly, stood up from the ground with a frantic look, and shouted: "Don't mention my sister, it's just a waste of time, I'm better than you. "

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara complained angrily: "You guys must be too arrogant, so God sent your sister to deal with you, right?"

Senju Hashirama said solemnly: "Anyway, I am better than you, that's clear."

With one sentence, Uchiha Madara was so angry that he pointed at his nose and yelled: "Shut up! Believe it or not, I'll beat you to nothing!"

Hearing this, Senju Hashirama collapsed on the ground again, hugging his legs in depression and trembling.

It was as if he had been practicing this state for a long time, and he entered that state instantly.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Come again?

Senju Hashirama's depressed look is very similar to that. Is this some kind of weird stunt?

Makes people too lazy to hit him.